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- | I found myself standing in the same room, reeling from the same shadow, maniacal laughter echoed in my ears. I sat up and looked at my calendar, [MM][DD][YYYY], I had somehow slid back in time to before- | + | I found myself standing in the same room, reeling from the same shadow, maniacal laughter echoed in my ears. I sat up and looked at my calendar, [MM][DD][YYYY], I had somehow slid back in time to before- |
- | "Nina, you there?" A knock on the door. I smiled at who arrived at my door and asked the familiar face to come in. "Thanks, and Happy birthday to you Nina!" | + | "Nina, you there?" A knock on the door. I smiled at who arrived at my door and asked the familiar face to come in. "Thanks, and Happy birthday to you Nina!" |
- | Seeing Cheren alive and well with Bianca not too far behind him with my Birthday Cake and Cheren's sandwich. I opened their gifts of Running Shoes and a dress. It was the same day that started my journey, meaning that this is the first | + | Seeing Cheren alive and well with Bianca not too far behind him with my Birthday Cake and Cheren's sandwich. I opened their gifts of Running Shoes and a dress. It was the same day that started my journey, meaning that this is the first time I got to meet- |
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+ | "...I'll choose this one!" Out popped an Oshawatt, my Oshawatt, my Zach. "Hey there little guy... I'm Nina." | ||
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Andilites
Yogano-Shilphin-Emiradu - the Andilite that gave Ky-Nim and her Pokemon the ability to morph.
Tales of Sinnoh
Chapter 1: The Cube
Route 201
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Chapter 2: The Change
Posted 6/16/16
Chapter 3: The Scale
Posted 6/24/16
Chapter 4: The Mourning
Chapter 5: The Turbulence
Chapter 6: The Legacy
Chapter 7: The Champion
My name is Cynthia.
And I have witnessed a phenomenon that could take the world of Pokémon science by storm!
To see an Infernape reshape its own body into a human being, and quite a handsome young man at that. It was absurd on paper but seeing it in practice reminded me of Natali and Fantina's meeting with Kynim, her trainer.
-Flashback-
"I sensed an extra presence in the ER." She spoke to Kynim, "It's gone now."
With a glance, Kynim saw the strongest of the Gym Leaders standing in front of her.
"I know the struggle that comes with losing a valued teammate such as Tyrius." She spoke, "But to think that there was a fate which was worse than his... a fate like hers..."
Kynim stepped back in shock, then aimed her stare to the floor. "Nat's stuck, isn't she... A Nothlit as he called it."
"You don't have to be a psychic to know how dangerous a visiting life-form's technology can be." Fantina hugged Kynim as tightly as she was able to without smothering her outright. "If it's bad to lose a teammate... How much harder it must be to lose a piece of yourself."
She watched as Kynim walked to the room where her former Giafreig lay resting. She would fill me in not long after she steps out of the hospital.
-Und-
I placed my hand on Kynim's shoulder. "Nat told me everything about your recent ability... Do not be afraid."
"I just don't understand why..." she frowned. "Why does this sort of thing happen? Why would I have this one thing that others don't"
"Maybe its because... there are barriers between you and your Pokémon that a strong bond alone cannot break..." I guessed, I did not really know the answer as to why this 'Andilite' creature gave her the morphing cube in the first place... "If anyone is willing to go Nothlit and become human permanently... Don't hessitate to ask us about it and we'll be more than happy to give you a new legal identity to use."
<If that is the price, then I shall go first> Spoke a voice. It was a postured, calm, and collected Medicham who was slowly morphing into more human-like woman. Pouchlike Red legs firmed and tightened into human calves and thighs, I blushed at what had formed inbetween the limbs and scrambled to find something with which to cover up the growing body of the medacham in front of me. I realized that I could take off my jacket and wrap it around the newly morphed woman. I saw that she sported a sizable B-Cup bussom underneath over a slight muscle tone to her body, almost as visible as my own. "Whoa."
That was all the trainer could even say at the moment. My abs were rippled a bit and my biceps were as big as lemons, mining for fossils and other artifacts can do wonders on the human body.
"My Trainer has named me Shakti, and I intend to travel the world to ensure a better future for man and Pokémon alike." stated the new woman in front of me.
"Are you sure you want to go through with this..." said Kynim, my successor. "You won't be able to be allowed to battle in the League, I don't even wanna know-"
"It's already too late. I can sense it." She said to her Trainer. "The thoughtspeak, The wandering, the burning glance of Independence! Even through our choice of attire do I believe that these things are happening for a reason."
Kynim was shocked to hear of this turn of events, "You mean..."
"Yes, I believe that andilite's gift could change the future."
Chapter 8: The Captive
My name is Mel.
And for some reason... I think I've gone Nothlit.
Let's see, I morphed Dialga, regressed a gaurd to infancy, demorphed, morphed my human form in the size of the Guard's Clothes, Snuck in to get battle plans, then wound up with a tranquilizer up my butt...
And it's nightime when I fell at noon.
Yep, Definitely a nothlit.
I looked at the Guard and he questioned me about some sort of Gijinka uprising to take their jobs or some shit like that...
I naturally kept my mouth shut but they punched and kicked me several times. And it really hurt like hell. Eventually, things had to give and with that, I chose to cave in the secrets as to what I was doing.
"I didn't actually mean to stumble across these plans to take down Sinnoh because you don't really see the meaning of Arceus or some pagan bullcrap like that. See, you have this kid's stuffed Merill plush..." I lied to their faces... "And I'd like to have it back, if you please."
"Why sure, Diana, anything for a Pokémon Champ." Damn it, they confused me for Diana!? "I can't believe that she's a ditto, let alone that we'd actually knock her out."
"I'm actually a Garchomp who stumbled upon a gift." I corrected my captors as I started cutting through the rope with my nail file. "It allowed me to morph into any Pokémon I could touch, but there is a pretty big rule that your actions caused me to unconsciously break..."
"Really..."
Battle Time
"If you stay in that morph for over two hours... You'll end up stuck in the morph for good!" And a high kick for emphasis. Snapping the ropes apart with a full yank of my arms. The crooks made their way to their guns and I gave chase and kicked the guns into the fireplace in the corner. And to knock them out for the moment, I jumped hands first onto the Table, clutched one crook's head between my thighs and flipped the fool flat on his ass before leaping onto the top of the mantlepiece.
"Well, aren't you a Lady Legasus wannabe." sneered the remaining crook which promptly ate shoeprint before 'tucking himself in' so to speak.
"Look, I don't want to cause any trouble for you guys." I exclaimed to the two, they panicked and started begging for mercy. "Please, We're sorry for sticking you in that thing, we loved you when you and your buddies mowed down the Elite Four, Honest!"
I loved the praise I've been getting for things I was never really a part of... But here....
It didn't feel right...
"Who the hell sent you?" I asked. There was hell to pay for leaving me stuck like this, And I wanted to relish every waking moment.
Chapter 9: The Union
My name is Chip.
Today, I watch as my Trainer walk the isle to finally marry Roark. The smaller members had morphed human, myself included, while the giants merely sat in the back. I tucked in my dress as it has trouble fitting my... Oh, I'll tell you when I tell my master.
The only exceptions being Shakti, who had been flown in from her cross-country travels in Hyrule for the wedding. Natali, who was buzy with filing through legal documentation. Mel, who was still fighting that War, I guess... And Regina...
How to describe what happened to her... Well, you know how males forsake protection when their mate is considered attractive enough? Well, Gohan and Regina came into a hotel as Morphers and came out of it as a morpher and a broken bird. See, his seed managed to get planted within the fertile soil of a newly morphed human and that automatically locked her morph permanently, she's now studying in law school to support her infant children. She's already up to a bachelor's degree, she's aiming for a master.
And here she comes now, in Rowan's arms. The chosen godfather of the bride, and in such a spiffy suit to boot. Now don't get me wrong, everyone but the bride has a suit on to make sure Roark couldn't be distracted by anyone in the crowd. Not sure what the logic in that thinking was, but hey, that's the wedding planner's idea, not mine.
What was my idea was the little ditty I shall perform upon the two lovebirds completing their vows.
"You may kiss the Bride..." spoke the priest. And Roark put his arms around Kynim as she did the same for him. There were many cheers in the crowd upon the kiss and that was my cue to get the tempo humming. I heard them talking as I waited for the right time to strike...
"And it's gonna be a full moon at the reception, just the way I like my sunday nights." Spoke Kynim.
"I made sure to get the best fireworks for tonight," Roark added in a matter-of-fact tone of voice. "And just think, we're both members of the League, of course we'd be ready for any-"
"We're Sex Bob-Omb! One! Two! Three! Four!"
The Guitar Rhythm and Xylophone Melody roared through the Altar, the sound of drums filled the air and my voice rang its sweet and graceful tones as I belted out the song from an Anime about Magical Lesbians.
The Reception
We played a few more songs before the reception, I did one with a high voice, and one with a low voice, damn this morph has quite the range.
Chapter 10: The Bloodshed
My name is Shakti
I speak for peace in a world that flees from it.
Chapter 11: The Trial
My name is Doofers
I act as a local Champion of Justice, Xavier is my detective, Liang my police contact, and my defense attorney in the case that things go sour as is the case for what recently led me here, Regina Hawkins.
"Regi, I don't know how you do it!" I declared with delight.
Chapter 12: The Whithered
My name is Alex.
I just got the news from Kynim.
One of her Pokémon had Alzheimer's Syndrome.
Annie.
She had been wilting and whithering since before the pregnancy and I knew she wouldn't be too long for this world. And that's why I came, to see her again.
Make her apparent final moments meaningful.
I looked at the box in my hand and the tickets in my pocket. They were to a big-name tourist destination: Lugia Lofts. Record-Breaking Rollercoasters, Fanciful Entertainment, Wall-to-Wall Shopping, all for a low, low price.
I walked in to see her dulled leaves decorate her whithered head, the more than half her majestic greens having turned sickly shades of brown. It was a struggle to even open her eyes as I approached her.
"Hello, kind sir... I take it you are the doctor..." she said, her memory fading fast.
"Yes..." I lied straight to her face, "And it's time for your morning stretches..."
"Oh... Okay..." Said Annie, confused as to where she was.
"Now, I want you to invision yourself among the human race as a beautiful young woman." I advised to her, "and then Imagine yourself growing bigger as you keep that Image close in your head"
"I think I saw a face somewhere in the Elite Four..." she said, "She had a silvery voice and a head of white hair."
"Yes!" I said as I clutched onto her feet with a finger and a thumb for each one. "Now keep that picture in your head, and at the same time... Imagine yourself growing bigger than any Roserade you know!"
She closed her eyes as her wrinkled face grew firmer and paler as leaves and petals dissasembled themselves into countless strands of white hair.
"and you're growing and you're growing..." I whispered to the Roserade as I focused on her legs and feet. "There we go..."
As her feet climbed in shoe size I went from two fingers to three fingers before moving to the full hand. Her outspread legs lengthened themselves as the calves and thighs grew in girth. And with this view, I caught a glimpse her green leaves retreating to the loins. getting thinner and thinner before becoming a small patch of lime-green Pubic Hair.
"Oh, your tummy's a bit round there..." I added, which triggered the torso's changes. hips and shoulders broadened in unison as her waist tensed up to provide slight abdominal muscles to match her toning arms. the final step was seeing her brittle lungs grow stronger and healthier as I watch the newly morphed mounds on her chest grow to pointed cones, to A-Cup and finally B-Cup breasts. She opened her eyes to reveal the familiar burning crimson that felt like a fire ready to burn into the night.
Memory
"A... Alex?" She was remembering my face... that meant she was starting to remember everything else!
Chapter 13: The Baby
My name is Gohan.
And today is the day I have to go nothlit and leave my battling days behind me just like everybody else.
Natali had already gone Nothlit due to Fantina's Fight with us and naturally acted as our ambassador to Cynthia, who had taken her in as a Personal Secretary.
Regina went first not by choice, per se, but simply because I didn't pull out in time. To put it bluntly, I got her pregnant and that made her a nothlit automatically. Now taking care of twins, she now has a relatively upscale job in Unova as a defense attorney, often times asking me to go Nothlit to support our children. Man, is she going to be happy after today.
The first one of us to chose was, believe it or not, Shakti, she believes enlightenment is seeing the world through the eyes of a mortal being such as a human being and improve the lives of humans who live amongst them, she now travels the world to find the most kind and caring individuals out there and fights for the rights of underprivileged sociologies.
Alex was aiming to be a Gym Leader at one point, but the way his Dedenne looked, it was just about ready to kick the bucket. He naturally realized the short lifespan of Mouse Pokémon in comparison to his human form and has gone to medical school as a safety net for when the Gym Leader thing doesn't go over well...
One of the longest holdouts was Annie, watching her petals wilt and whither over the seasons was a rather depressing sight... but that's just how it is, I guess. I honestly thought that Annie would accept her death, but last week, I saw a photo online with herself in Human Morph with Yvette, Alex and Kynim at the hospital. She looked more Vibrant and energetic than she had ever been in her life. I never seen anyone so excited to go Nothlit... And that's coming from the girl who, as a Rosellia, grieved for a Haunter as it faded away.
Speaking of which, Yvette became a member of the Witness Protection Agency and would often help out in creating new legal identities for each of us. The sight of an ID in Annie's Hand was all the proof I needed of my current status.
Chip... or Charlotte as she's more commonly known, had become a successful Pop Star via Reality TV and is now branching out into a career in acting with dreams of becoming a star in a multi-film franchise. With the lofty build she's morphed, it'd probably be a snap.
Mel was just on of those guys who unconsciously ran up the clock and is now paying the price for it. She works as a stunt double for numerous female actors in Unova, she's currently angling to get a full-on acting career going with Maximus' funding.
Yeah, Maximus wanted to take advantage of the stock market. So he wound up accepting the startup money to invest in budding businesses and trading stocks into progressively bigger companies, with his goal being the purchase of Viacom. What he wants with the butt monkey of the entertainment industry is anyone's guess.
Tiffany's doing alright, after the scars she faced in the war, she's still the same Gyrados I've known throughout the past five years.
Liang was naturally aiming to be a lawman, much to the surprise of everyone, the guy who was against this mindless war with Neo-Galactic was now among the many enforcers of the law that demanded it.
Diana took up the last name Killagan in memory of her 'Father' and has served in a war or two before a talk with Shakti made her realize the error of killing innocent lives for the sake of a pointless conflict. She is now going to Medical School to hopefully get a degree and ultimately make up to those she had slaughtered.
and Vivi? Well, ever since it's become tradition for elder trainers and their Pokémon to start new lives, be it the trainer giving up on a league challenge or just the fact that some of their companions grow old faster than others. This has given rise to Gijinkaization: the process of registering a Pokémon as a legal human being. She is a Gijinkaization instructor who is paid to walk them through the procedure, touching the cube, sampling humans, morphing a body and then waiting for the clock to run out with family and other morphers.
Timeline
- Kynim - 16 (Her Initial Journey) 18 (Neo-Galactic) 20 (Birth of Nina)
- Gohan - 11 (Chimchar) 15 (Monferno) 18 (Infernape)
- Regina - 8 (Starly)
- Josie - 16 (Geodudette) 21 (Graveler + Golem) 22 (Birth of Nina, went Nothlit 7 month prior)
- Mel - 10 (Zubat) 14 (Golbat) 17 (Crowbat) 20 (Birth of Nina, went nothlit three years prior)
- Chip - 7 (Start) 13 (Elite Four) 16 (Neo-Galactic Wars) 18 (Went nothlit the year before)
- Xander - 15 (Buizel) 18 (Neo Galactic War, Went Nothlit the year prior) 21 (Nina's Birth)
Myths of Unova
Chapter 1: Birthday
My name is Nina.
Today is my eighteenth birthday.
My friends are coming in right on time, meaning that Uncle Gohan shouldn't be too far behind.
Chapter Z: The Vengeance
KyNim
My name is Ky-Nim.
And there's going to be hell to pay.
See, Team Peta here has gone from protesting at Gyms to stealing and yes, even murdering Pokémon in cold blood. And of course my own daughter would be among the main targets as I was a renowned champion at the time.
I got Gohan out of retirement, Called in Diana to do her wrecking thing, and my husband's navigating me throughout the base. Simple search and rescue business, right?
Oh, it was. Until I met a certain grunt.
I clobbered her Emboar and clocked her Reuniculus, But then I ran into a Bronzong... Probably Imported from Sinnoh. Purugly, then Skuntank. I was on a Roll, until I got to her Golem.
It was level 64, had nothing but anger in its eyes, and it had a flower in her head.
Josie's flower.
I kicked the Golem in the face and started punching the mook in the face over and over until the helmet fell from her crown to reveal her bruised smile. "So... The prodigal girl returns, eh..."
"Mars?"
"Deep down, I knew... that seeing a familiar face's... unforfilled promise... would ultimately get to you..." Her hair had grayed a fair bit, and there were plenty of wrinkles lining her once-beautiful face. "At least you'll be getting your front-row seat to Team Galactic's Destiny!"
"Seriously?" I complained aloud to the admin-turned-pawn, I knew my Team Galactic and they naturally faded back out of the limelight alongside that surge of popularity Lady Gaga experienced back in the day. "Since when does you sneaking your way into the ranks of Team Peta-"
"Oh, not just me, dear champion." spat the coward as she lay fainting... "But Jupiter as well, all by the orders of our Master Cyrus."
My mind raced to the utter hell raised in Sinnoh, and the brand that, once clensed of its memer stench, cost us plenty of good men and their Pokémon, including quite a few of my own.
Team Neo-Galactic
"No."
Nina
My name is Nina.
And the last thing I wanted out of my situation was a lecture from the guy who killed me.
- Pick clean the bones of Pokémon caught in the sea or stream.
- Thank them for the meals they provide, and pick their bones clean.
- When the bones are as clean as can be, set them free in the water from which they came.
- The Pokémon will return, fully fleshed, and it begins anew.
Mimi... Jordan... I am so sorry... I know how much that Joltik means to you, but please forgive me for losing him to this... Thing!
At least he can meet his 'daddy'...
- There lived a Pokémon in a forest.
- In the forest, the Pokémon shed its hide to sleep as a human.
- Awakened, the human dons the Pokémon hide to roam villages.
Jojo, Rex, Laila... It's all my fault... Maybe if I were a stronger trainer then maybe I wouldn't be seeing your corpses kicked around by N's jerk of a dad.
- There once were Pokémon that became very close to humans.
- There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table.
- It was a time when there existed no differences to distinguish the two.
"N...Nina..."
Zach! All I could do was reach for him from my spot on the floor as our blood and the blood of the others laced the incarved markings of the floor. Ghetsis could only laugh at the pathetic state I was in.
"And these clowns believed them all to be true and blindly obeyed the commands I had ordered." Gloated Ghetsis, his face melting away to reveal a balding head with the last outlines of baby blue on the back of his hair. "Revenge certainly is all the sweeter when you're the only one in on the Joke."
N was dumbfounded by the man's sudden change in hairdo and asked the obvious question: "What are you and what have you done to my Father!?"
"Not much, just kept him quiet in regards to my plan, you see." The balding man continued as his arm began to morph into that of a Scyther, aiming to attack. "In fact... He's right over here!"
Impaled in the stomach by a Scyther's blade thrust by a Ditto morph, N was sent flying towards the final pedestal where he met his frozen father one last time.
Is it me, or are the lights reflected off the ice a lot shinier than they should be?
Glancing around the room, I notice that there were these metal cages on each side which contained each of the four legendary Pokémon of Sinnoh: Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Arceus...
In that moment, I recognized who he was.
In that moment, I knew it was the guy who decimated my home.
"And now all that's left is to claim my prize and erase this now meaningless world from the face of time!" and just like that, the machinery began to whirr and the electric currents erupted through their bodies and mine. I could feel him ripping my soul from body, being consumed by his hatred for the world, for humanity, for my mom.
I saw a blurry image of a blue haired figure in the distance, it was distorted but I could make out the voice that was calling to me. "N--AAA!!!!!"
M...Mom, I'm so sorry...
"You are too late!" He cried, "The proceedure has already begun!"
He was right, and I was not alone. With each passing second, I saw my friends suddenly burst into gushes of paint-like energy flowing into Ghet-no... Cyrus...
Bianca, Cheren, Juniper, Alder...
I failed...
Cyrus
My name is Cyrus,
And Vengeance is finally mine for once...
I generated a mirror of water to gaze upon my reflection, and starring back was a marvel of a god. My legs were as long as the river of time, my arms were as strong as the vacuum of space, my chest had six new arms to reach beyond my world, and the wings were fit to make lesser gods kneel!
Kneel before King Nindocyrus!
"What have you done..."
That voice... I glanced at the source to reveal the woman whom had thwarted my ambitions twice before. {How? I have absorbed the universe and every atom, neuron and experience to ever had existed. You should not be real!}
"And yet, I am! Care to explain why that is?!" She roared at me, having heard my telepathic words. "Why am I alive and yet everyone else is dead!"
{So I can see you suffer and mourn the family that I had devoured alongside you and every other speck of the universe!} I gloated with such sadistic pleasure that would make my court of mortals cower in fear!
"Well, it is obviously working. I'm pretty damn pissed that I can never see my friends or my family ever again and if we're being perfectly honest with each other..." responded Kynim. "I'm not even afraid of you anymore."
{What!?}
"In fact, with this: your most successful plan ever. You've done something pretty goddamn stupid." stated she in a matter-of-fact sort of tone. "So stupid, in fact, that I am left to pity you...
{Why?}
"I pity you because out of all the souls you could have brought from your core, you chose me because you believe that you had needed a hint of confirmation that you have claimed your godhood and destroying me would naturally be the perfect way to do so..." Sneered the Champion of the non-existant thought once known as Sinnoh, "But deep down, you are afraid of who I am or what I might pull so you bring me back to see if I'd merely cry over my deceased daughter. I won't stop the tears, but I wll stop you for the same reason you brought me back into being: ...because you Fear me."
{King Nindocyrus shall not be pitied!! King Nindocyrus knows no fear! You dare stand against a God?!} Tears appeared to be gathering in her eyes, but they still displayed a fierce fire within it.
"I see no god but a petty old Pokémon pretending to be one!" What! Me, a Pokémon? Then if she has...
No...
No!
"You can guess how this is going to end the second you see this:" She tossed her Master Ball towards my being and I felt the energy tear me apart atom by atom to be condensed into pure data as is the fate of all Pokémon.
{NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
I was trapped, sealed away in the most common of prisons. And I could feel my consciousness slipping away.
My past experiences, my current identity, my newest ideals,
Washing away like sauce on a soaked shirt.
There is no doubt about it...
My mind is going...
I can feel it...
I'm ah...
...fraid.
Roy
My name is not your concern...
My concern is the presence of a guest who has surrounded herself in Unown.
Did Arceus invite her?
I can sense his essence, but Palkia's and Dialgia's are in the exact same point, I think there might even be a Giratina... Which means that fool actually went through with his plan to eat the world.
It was rather rude of him to absorb four legendary Pokémon at one moment for that one counterproductive goal... But now that he's turned himself into a... Nindocyrus, was it... he wound up ensnared in something far worse than a mere trip to Punishland: Twas caught in a Master Ball and stripped of his memory and identity, leaving him without a trace of the human fool he used to be...
What a depressing waste of a perfectly good soul.
Oh, well...
Perhaps the Unown have an idea or two to fix things up.
Oh, her. She'll do.
"Consider this your ultimate time-out, Goten." the lady with the 'Nindocyrus' stated before aiming her attention to my presence. Startled at first, she was soon told of my role here by the Unown that helped the now deceased (at the moment) Arceus build the world she called home. "What do you want?"
I extended my arms to pass her the collection of games I have laid out before her, from the original Kanto Data with a mere 151 specimen inside the ecosystem to the latest model of the Alola Region where the cumulation of 20 years of effort and appreciation was pooled together into an unforgettable experience...
She felt nervous of what she'd choose, but then she thinks of some folk tales that she had heard in her homeland of Pokémon becoming human and man marrying Pokémon. All that sort of creationist nonsense that went into creating the old world...
Slowly, she narrowed her choices to the Blue X and the Crescent Moon. But still, she felt unsure of her decision.
Ultimately she touched th3@&$%#
Andy
"WAAKEY, WAAAKEY, EGGS N' BAAAAKEEEEY!!!!"
A kick to the face was all it took to knock me clean off my bed. I struggled to get up as I stared back at the flirty young girl perched on my window. Her outfit was a gray and red cloak over a white tee and gray jorts.
"Gimme a break, Nat." I scratched my bruised scalp in an awkward expression of surprise, struggling to get up and out of my pajamas.
"You do realize that your big ol' journey across Kalos is today, right?" she grinned.
"How can I forget..." I smiled, putting on my favorite t-shirt.
"Andy, did I hear Natalie's little wake-up call?" Mom's voice rung loud and clear. So I got my backpack and scaled the stairs in a huff...
"Coming, Mom!" I rushed to the dining room table to find a plate of bacon strips atop some scrambled eggs, I took the bacon weave off and started to scarf down the yolk-based protein as I looked to the woman who gave me life. She always had that blue ribbon in her beach blonde hair, a reminder of dad. He was an image of strength and willpower to me, even when the best shift I could do was a small, pathetic Joltik. Though my Galvantula shift wasn't all that much better, I still know that out there, Dad was proud of me...
I rushed out the door to begin my Pokémon Journey. A spring in my step and a wide smile on my face.
Zach
History Class was boring.
History Class at Homeroom was the pits.
But that didn't stop Rex from asking Jojo to walk us through the impact Team Plasma had on the past hundred years.
"See, when the Castle Harmonia ascended into the sky, All forms of life blended together into a pool of life when the world was born anew." Jojo explained from her table on the side of the patio. "But among them were Pokémon reborn in the shape of man and humans-"
"reborn with the powers of Pokémon, and the world changed to reflect that." I sighed in boredom. "That's pretty much basic knowledge, Teach."
- Humans and Pokémon are now one.
Infinite Loops
iIVtruder Z.E.R.O.
It begins with the Kids Next Door branch melting into a bloblike cancer on Yggdrasil. It is suspected that this is the work of a newly-awakened Grandfather from that branch.
Madoka
It was a Doctor Who loop, Madoka was subbing for Clara in the Twelfth Doctor era
- My mind is clearer now.
- At last, all too well,
- I can see
- where our tree
- soon will be
- If you strip away
- the Moff from the Man
- you would see
- what our tree
- soon will be
Madoka rushes to the console room where her Anchor is playing on his signature guitar.
- DOCTOR!
- You've started to believe
- the memes they make of you
- You really do believe
- That Moffat shlock is True!
- And all the good you've done
- Will soon get swept away
- Your legacy now matters more
- Than the things you say!
Madoka kneels from atop the stairs.
- Listen, Doctor, I don't like what I see
- All I ask is that you listen to me
- And remember,
- You've been fit for the loops all along.
- You have set the world on fire
- SuperWhoLock, the new messiah
- Tumblr turns on you the day they're wrong.
Sarah Jane Smith entered the TARDIS through the doors and began to sing along.
- I remember when your story began
- 1963, we called you a man!
- And believe me, Our admiration for you hasn't died.
The Doctor is performing for a crowd of his entourage. River Song, Madame Vastra, Jenny, Strax, and Nardol
- But E-e-e-e-every step you take today
- Just drags you down, and regulates
- repetition is how he keeps warm.
Madoka marched out the door with Sarah Jane. She had decided to visit the Victorian Era: A time of snowy days and Charlie Dickens
- Verity, your famous son
- should have stayed the great unknown
- educating commonwood
- He'd of made good.
- Science Facts and Alphabets
- Might have suited that show best
- Steve wouldn't have cause you harm
- No one alarm.
Madoka leaps atop the roof with Sarah Jane joining the admin with a grappling hook in her hand.
- Listen Doctor, do you care for my chase.
- Yggdrasil needs to keep things in place
- but it's occupied.
- Don't you get how down broken they are?
- I am frightened by the crowd.
- The hate is getting much too loud.
- Netflix'll crush you if you fall too far.
- If we faaa-aaall too faaaa-aaa-aaaar!
Apparently this was a Multi-Doctor story as the Second, Seventh and Eleventh Doctor was facing off against an ice sculpture of the witch Ocktavia. Guess who was puppeteering them all. Here's a hint, she's started smooching the Eleventh Doctor in front of the robot friends who looped in the place of Handles. The prior doctors promptly shoo her away, Seventh dueling umbrellas with her.
"Oh, my gitty aunt." The Second Doctor and the robotic natives of the Satellite of Love looked in fear as the woman traded blows with his later self. "Is that really-??"
"Yes." The Eleventh rubbed his cheeks in shock and terror. "I have just been kissed... by the Master."
"Gods, My oldest friend and most persistent rival," The youngest point in the time lord's existence stood in fear of what was happening. "He basically up and regenerated into..."
"Evil Rose Tyler!" Crow T. Robot's piercing words made his brother in comedic arms rush towards a trash bin to vomit gumballs out of disgust as Sarah Jane and Madoka began to prance around the three TARDISes parked out back.
- Listen, Doctor, to the warning we give!
- Please remember that all wanna live!
- But it's hard to see the fandom
- Shrinkering with every hour!
- The Tumblrettes are blind!
- Too many triggers on their mind!
- Moffat's ego made his words turn sour!
- His written words have gone Sooooouuuuuur!!!
The two companions rush into their home TARDIS as the Twelfth Doctor's entourage march out with the old scotsman.
- Listen, Doctor, to the warning we give!
- Please remember that all wanna live!
- Come on! Come on!
- He won't listeeeen to me! Aaaaaahhhhh!!
The two continued to cry out in vain to the lord of time, who stood blissfully unaware of the damage done by Moffat's meandering run over the past seven years of the show. Both parties were naturally unaware of the looming shadow to come that would push the doctor and his fellow loopers closer together.
Billy
"Hey! Bossbot!" Flash was waving hello, I waved back at the guy in respect for the other dude's crew, a group of droids that... to be frank I haven't really seen in a dog's age.
Perhaps that's why they took so long to loop.
"You wouldn't believe the stuff we've been through, see there was this glowing red blob in a suit, he tried to kill us. We kept dreaming that day up in sleep mode, then all of a sudden we looped back to that day." I knew the day Flash brought up all too well, what else would he bring up other than the day the sun rose on a world without Toonami after eleven-and-a-half years of service.
"Looping back to the cancellation, huh?" I guess I don't need to spew the old Welcome to the Multiverse speil this time.
--
Nigel
Numbuh One was rushing to the bridge of the Moonbase, making sure to take down as many Senior Citizombies as he could come across. Yes, It was one of those particular loops that made you pine for a loop into Equestria. Twas bad enough that this was an Operation Z.E.R.O. loop, but the fact that it was a read-only loop with the rest of his team unawake made things just as difficult as it was long ago. The only thing he had were ice powers and ageless practice, but the upside to this was that he found that Numbuhs 358 and 2:41 were fellow loopers and thus were more than capable of surviving the onslaught of ageification.
It also helps that there's also an extra boost in strength to counter Grandfather.
"Alright, With Sector Z holding off the Senior Citizombies. That should give me just enough time to launch the cargo." Numbuh One looked to the hard-light being beside him as she opened the door. "Thank you for the assistance, Numbuh 360:42."
"Garnet will do." Garnet did a final ping to check if there were other loopers around, but was shocked at what she sensed "No... She said it was gone, dust in the wind!"
"Welcome, Numbuh One as in One sorry son of a gun now that we're gonna transform you into one of us!" Numbuh Two's cackling was interrupted by Garnet of all loopers. "Incredible, You've managed to out-suck that sack you're wearing."
"Real Unlikely," Numbuh Five's rebuttal was a common one for her. "Even as a Senior Citizombie, his lines are always jank!"
Garnet was bewildered, "Was that the Schnider word for Suckish I just heard from your mouth?"
"Bet ya bahoobies and Numbuh Fi-I..." Numbuh Four's body language was all Garnet needed to know.
"You have no idea how to make your hivemind drones act seemingly independent, do you."
"You're one to talk for a fusion!" 'Numbuh Three' snarled for 'Numbuh Four' to add: "I'll take care of you once I destroyinate your anchor!"
Numbuh One found himself surrounded by the hollowed out shells of his comrades, filled with the same dread as the first time around just by knowing what he knows now of their condition's true nature. "I've mastered my four-foe attack plenty of times... even on you, I thought that my friends were being controlled instead of hollowed."
"Tough!" With a tackle, the fight began. Numbuh one began the speil he spouted when he found himself in those situations like these. "Abby, I know you can still hear me! You're the one that got me into the KND!"
Garnet was lost in thoughts as 'Numbuh Four' charged forth.
Garnet POV
"Wally! Who saved you from those bullies on your first day of school!?" I watched as the age-ified puppet struggle his way up.
"That's old news, mate..." As old as him, yes, we get it. Nigel wasn't really attached to Kuki so... of course he tossed her against a computer without a second thought. Next was:
"Hoagie!" Nigel was dodging each punches with added prescision from the other Z.E.R.O. "You've been my best friend since Kindergarten!"
"GEEET OOOOOOGRE IT!!!!" Okay, that's it, butting in myself.
"Hate to get under it," I could easily lift 'Numbuh Two' by the bulge, albeit right before a quick after-battle shower. "But if i'm drawing the line at Shrek memes then allow me to take this all the way."
I chucked the obese husk at the other three as the willowy husk in green dropped the needle for what's next.
- Some-body once told me that fusion's kinda scary
- I ain't the sharpest cut in the sla-ab.
- See, my future's kinda dumb
- and It's making me feel bummed
- for this loop wishing that we were de-ead.
Sector Z burst in to join in the song, one of them uttering 'this is gonna be... delightful.' before attacking the husks that the intruder acted to puppeteer.
- Welp, the loops start coming and they don't stop coming!
- Loop us up here and we hit the ground punnin.
- Never makes sense if you wipe out heart
- The set up's strong, but the pay off's dark
- Too bad for you, too bad for us
- I guess youth's a waste for the web streets
- You'll never laugh if you don't lol.
- You'll never flame if you don't troll.
I acted to bring it all home, kicking and punching them all about. The rhythm in my spirit, my fury, my patience, all in my conversation.
- Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able
- Don't you see that my relationship is stable
- You can try and grind up earth until it's long gone.
- But the fact is you're still just a Carbon.
- So you can't break apart what we have together
- In case you need an extra quick refresher
- No matter what you eat, we'll just make it newer
- Cause you're barely an eighth the gem that we are.
- I am ma-ade o-o-o-o-of
- lo-o-o-o-ove.
- lo-o-o-o-ove.
- And it's stronger than you!
"Thanks David, I don't know what I'd do without you!" Numbuh One glanced to the Sector Z operative, unaware that 'Numbuh Three's arm was starting to move.
"I think you should think fast, as they put it." I mentioned to Numbuh One, trying to warn him of something. "They could revert back at any time for any reason."
Sure enough, I was proven right as 'Numbuh Three's arm lunged at David's Arm. Age-ifying him as an unknown force pulls his team together for them to be immediately ageified with him. Try as they might, they can't resist the pain of being torn atom from atom and converted into hunchified flesh puppets of this intruder. "Tell the Kids Next Door we miss them!"
Numbuh One was reacting in utter horror as much as I was. Not only was Sector Z Senior Citizombified, but the age-ification had cancelled out their recommissioning. "IIIIII'M BAAAAAAA-AAAAAACK!"
I'll admit, it was creepy when they talked in Unison like that. But now they were hideously aged, so they were extra frightening to say the least. Didn't help that they were in truth puppets of this thing. "No more games! No my facades! No more pretending to have their basic personas intact! I am one-hundred and thirteen percent done!"
And just like that, Nigel Uno was absorbed, mind, body and soul, into this new looper. A new MLE. I held it steady while the world around me began to melt away. I hesitated not as I slammed the husks around and about, unaware that it was converting Sector V into a sort of molten Megazord type thing. 'Numbuh Five' aimed head first towards me, reaching out for my Gem Forms, once she clutched her hands... It was over... I felt my consciousness flow into the husk as my body was poofed into oblivion.
For once, We were scared.
[Steven Universe][Uncle Grandpa]
A sudden chill crept up my ethereal spine, causing me to drop my controller and grant my son the opportunity to spike my character down the pit, winning the round.
'GAME!'
"And Steven Universe claims the championship from her mother in a surprise clutch!" Uncle Grandpa's cheering gave light to the relatively smaller moment at hand. "What are you going to do next?"
"You're going to get the Admins!" I stood to my son.
"But Mom, I just managed to get you here! The Real You!"
"C'mon, Rose." Retorted U.G. "This is an opportunity to catch up with the real world."
"First, I already have an opportunity to catch up, acting as half of your own son will do that." I rustled Steven's hair. "Second, I sense something terrible has happened."
"She's not wrong." U.G. dug up a TV showing the world tree Yggdrasil, a branch flashing bright red and melting into a molten moss-like substance. "Kids Next Door is no more..."
"I think you'd know if it were!" Pizza Steve was in his 'Pizza Steven Universe' garb. Holding a Box of Cartoon Network DVDs from a Hub loop. "Go on, check it."
I started skimming throughout each of the shows, tracing my fingers across each show to find the world that was lost. It was then that Lapis entered the Room, decked out in full Momswap garb, clearly acting as the Amethyst of the group. "What's up, Doc."
"We're looking for Kids Next Door DVDs."
"Neat." A thought occurred to Lapis, so she asked. "'Member Kids Next Door?"
I raised my brow in reluctance "Yeah, I member."
"Then it ain't scrapped, is it, Drama Queen!" Lapis was clearly milking her role as Amethyst, even echoing her imitation of Pearl by doing the same to me.
Madoka
"Look, Deus. My hands are tied when it comes to these loops." I frowned towards the Froudian deity acting as the patron guardian of the loops. "Loki's been in quite a lot of hot water since he activated your Universe, So I highly doubt the other Admins would want to tolerate a new looper from your branch."
"Surely you jest!" The God argued
Yuno
"UUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAH!!!! YUUUKIIIIIIII!!!!" Clearly Yuno was
Timmy
It was a relatively unique experience for the fairy godchild to loop into the show that killed its home franchise for a spell, especially when he's subbing for one of the digidestined.
Yuki
It's always the same damn game over and over.
Doctor Gero
The Mad Scientist stepped forward, looking above his head to find a swarm of 2600 Unown overseeing their captor. He takes his seat to find that nine vulture-like creatures were beginning to march ever closer to the table. One of his creations sat down with his knees against his belly, the knowledge of the looming attack on the World Tree leaning down upon him like the ghost of Richard Nixon.
- Dr. Gero: Great Grandfather
- The Skeksis wait for you.
- Your MLEs
- and pawns exist for you.
The shadowy Grandfather, the Sector V husks newly integrated into his body, leaned forward.
- Grandfather: Now, gentlemen
- You know why we are here.
- We've not much time
- We've quite a problem here.
The voices of the Unown chant in rhyme and unison.
- Chorus: This world is old and worn
- the fabric shall be torn
- the ending of the first
- shall make our bubble burst
- the tree will not survive
- this game you want to try
- To save the tree afar
- we need a superstar
Their words grew swifter with each rhyme as papers cycle across them, words appearing on them like a printer. Grandfather struck the sky with thunder to make these papers fall from the sky, each one landing onto the table. No.15 lay headfirst on the table lamenting the danger that lay in store for them, indicating a strong hunch of something terrible ready to transpire.
"'Doctor Pinkie?!'" Read Starscream, armored with the kibbles and bits from Knightbrace. "Senior Citizombified Pinkie Clone in the fridge of the Party Star appears to be made from molten carbon and...Tapioca Pudding."
"No way out."
Next was the towering powerhouse Android 14, who read the headline on his paper as best as anyone could with a broken sound driver. "Additional Rangers to be drafted for Gaoranger, Abaranger, Boukenger, Goseiger and others... and their Power Ranger Counterparts"
"No way out!"
"Research begins on the molten loop." Xehanort is in shock that Admins are able to monitor the loop, how was that possible in the branch's current condition. "Real Studies show an additional anchor was present in the conflict, Fake News states that the loop was, to put it in a way that won't make one seem mad as all hell, a trap!"
"NO FUCKING WAY OUT!" 15's panic was further complimented by the Goblin King who acted as the sixth numbered member of the Yggdrasil Organisation XIII. Jareth donned a sleeveless version of the black coat, zipped up from neck to chest. As he sung his complaints towards the shadowy flames, the age-ified wrinkly husk of a creature merely grimaced.
- Jareth: Listen to the ruckus
- for the world you had to eat
- The Admins up in arms
- Loopers marching to our feet
- All: This is Dangerous!
- Chorus: (Infinite Loops, Innortal Superstars)
- All: This is Dangerous!
- Chorus: (All of time and space shall soon be reborn)
"Here's some good news, Deus X Machina working with admins to design Future Diaries for all incoming loopers." Cell glanced to his superiors. Despite being number ten in the organisation, he has this sense of superiority in him. "This includes us MLEs, right."
"But it also includes the loopers woken up by Yggdrasil." The Georgia Gold Colonel Sanders has been awakened with his fellow selves, eager to spread the powers of the loops to the rest of humanity and hungry for a golden tree like Yggdrasil, he joins as Grandfather's left-hand man and number three to the ire of his fellow Colonels "So that possible advantage has been rendered moot before you laid your mitts on that paper."
Cell could only watch as Master Xehanort and Starscream marched up from their own desks representing their standing as the second and seventh. They naturally join Jareth in singing for the cast.
- Xehanort: Yggdrasil is waking up
- more loopers for support
- Starscream: The tree knows of your mission
- and it wants us to abort
- All: This is Dangerous!
- Chorus: (Infinite Loops, Innortal Superstars)
- All: This is Dangerous!
"Harmless under a normal awakening, the now age-ified and totally gross Toilenator has gained not only the complete set of Darkness Spirits but also the Beast Spirits of Earth and Fire to achieve a form the esteemed Doctor Ice Cream has deemed 'crazy nasty'!" The husk Grandfather had occupied to personify his fears through something as initially pathetic as the Toilenator was reacting as you'd expect out of the fourth member of the Organisation. "Now they fear me!"
- Gero: Quick, Grandfather!
- Admins approach our yard.
- Chester: Come, Grandfather!
- We must maintain our guard!
No sooner was Chester then vaporized by a beam of antimatter fired from the palm of the thirteenth chair: Anti-Pops
- Anti-Pops: I have a more permanent solution to our problem.
Grandfather's eyebrows raised in intrigue "You don't mean-"
"Honestly, Grandfather. Have a little more faith in me."
- What then to do with this Doctor of Galifrey
- Last of the Timelords,
- the oncoming storm!
Wan
[The Legend of Korra]
I opened my eyes to find a lion turtle gazing back at me, My old Lion Turtle. I felt my face, not a wrinkle in sight. I tapped my bare chin, clearly the beard hadn't grown in yet.
"May the element of fire protect you against the spirits." I couldn't believe it, I was back at the day I first got the fire.
Wait, is the lion turtle not like the spirits or...
I looked behind me to ask. "Who said that?"
"Said what?"
I merely shrugged it off as someone making an off-collar remark against the lion-turtle. And thus, I did a flip kick and ignited the sky around my shoes. After a comparatively spectacular landing, the voice started ringing again.
Oh, so he can use it immediately without any training or foreknowledge or anything. So great, the whole idea of Bending as a Martial Art, a discipline, and an innate genetic ability: completely wiped from the slate! Do you hear me correctly?
"Yes, Spirit!" I spoke to the voice, as I assumed that this was a spirit that left the spirit wilds to hunt us! "Now show yoursel-"
Bending is now a magic power on par with waving a f--king wand. No, not even a wand, really. Since the Hogwarts kids still needed genetic resposition to perform magic. This stuff is just free-for-all superpowers!
"You're lying! Stop haunting my memories!" I spoke in front of the spirit in anguish! "Take me to Raava!"
Wait... Are you talking to me?
"Yes!" The group behind me were looking in confusion and dumbfoundment "And I bet Vaatu sent you to haunt me in my dying nightmares!"
Whoa, Spoi- Uh... I mean... Well, that's cause I am Vaatu! Raaawr!!
"You have literally no idea what you're doing, do you?" I asked the spirit. "Shall we seek out Raava, or would you care to explain where I can find these 'Hogwarts Kids' that you showed us?"
Seriously, how are you able to hear me through this clearly edited review?
"I...I'm not sure..." I stood in silence, only to be interrupted by a bearded face as fat as a ChuJEW uttering through a loud, distorted voice "AM I DED YET?"
We're here! Enjoy breaking up those giant carpet spirits, Stinky! I'm gonna go call someone.
It has been far too long since last I heard that insult tossed at me. I felt the back of my head to feel my head of hair has updated to my twenties 'do. I glanced over "Please, Save me. She has tormented me for ten-thousand years..."
"Why a thousand?"
"It is actually nine-hundred, sixty-two years, but a thousand sounds more omimous"
I leapt up and punched Vaatu in the face with all of my strength. Sure, it helped him break free from Raava, but it was worth it to see him react to my foresight of his misdeeds.
Yeah, Hi. I was wondering if you've noticed anything different about the worst two episodes of Korra...
"How did you get my number?"
Okay, notice anything odd recently?
[sip]
"Well, for starters, one moment I was reviewing THIS!" Jerk pointed to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios, "Then the next I was in the middle of an episode of some TGiF Sitcom I've just forgotten about."
Yeah, well-
...
Oh, god. This can't be what I think it is.
"Well, let's check. Is the main character aware of the history awaiting them?"
Yes.
"Is he doing things differently than his canon self?"
Naturally.
"Is there a character in the episode that does not belong in that episode?"
[sip]
Vaatu ripped himself farther from Raava's grasp to the point where there was only one tendrill holding them together. I was not willing to make that strike, making that strike meant I would set him free to start this entire mess. But I felr the earth rip itself skyward as a typhoon grasped tightly onto my body, a speeding flame shooting skyward across the earthy ramp as a figure became visible.
"Who are you!?" I called out, only I could bend all four elements. Why would he be able to do that too...
Unless...
"I am the Avatar!" He yelled as he spun his body around to generate a ball of wind from beneath his feet. "You better deal with it."
I was knocked onto the last remaining connection between the spirits by the wind sphere. As she screamed in pain, he merely laughed at our misfortune in a maniacal manner... until Vaatu whipped him in the back! "Someone stupid get in my way!"
I tried to struggle my way back up, only for this... false Avatar to collide into me for more pain. Never have I felt more ashamed of myself, to get a second chance... only for him to knock it away... just like that.
I looked to find a screen moving in featuring a man with these seeing eyeglass things who was less portly than the chusJEWS.
"Vegeta?" The man struggled his way up to smile at them.
"No... AVATAR Vegeta."
Andy
Hello, Disney loops! One is pleased to announce a deliciously hot idea to celebrate Toy Story 4 dropping in 2019! Unnecessary, yes. Unworthy of notice? Well, I wouldn't be doing this drabble if that were the case so... Here ya go.
[Toy Story][_i___o_ _ea___]
My name is Andy.
To say that repeating the past decade of my life three times over would be the least weird aspect of my life would be a bit of an understatement.
It all began when I drove up to the college. It was a new chapter of my life, one I was more than happy to begin.
I wake up.
My eyes dart around the bedroom, the wallpaper was blue, had clouds, full of board games and toys.
Toys I clearly didn't have anymore.
I reached out for my phone, struggling to stretch out my arm before picking up a phone... Not mine in particular, but an actual iPhone like mom uses on a regular basis. I looked into the screen and saw my seven year old face, A face I haven't seen in almost eleven years.
I naturally dropped the phone and felt my face, chubby and undefined. I heard a baby start bawling in the background, I looked to the crib. Was that Molly? I couldn't believe when I was at first, but then my eyes darted to the phone, its screen glowing with the words 'User is Awake'
I reached for the phone but I was predictably stopped by my mom. "Andy, don't tell me baby woke you up..."
"I'm fine, mom." I clutched my throat, same boyish voice, same boyish body, I'd check everywhere but that would raise eyebrows, mainly from mom.
"I suppose baby Molly needs a quick changing is all." I chuckled to myself, of course Molly would be stuck in the Crib. "Just get some sleep, Andy. Wouldn't want the birthday boy dozing off in front of his friends, do you."
I tucked myself in a bit tighter than usual, I figured I might want to figure out what sent me back. What exactly was this phone, and why is it here with me.
I played along with the reset timeline, opening my presents, playing with my toys, hanging with friends, all while writing my thoughts on the phone. I made sure to hide it whenever possible, though it did help that no one would even know what an iPhone was at the time. As I grew back up, I documented the goings on of my life, even learning fencing in high school.
Applejack
Tinkles
Rainbow Dash
Snake
Summer
Pinkie
Riley
Xion
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
TOM
"Your wish is my command, bud." I reached out into my Subspace Pocket, and pulled out the Wand. The golden star's luminescent glow enveloping us both as I activated its magic. "Don't say I didn't warn ya."
Instantaniously, I saw the holographic representation of the world tree decorate itself with a whole plethora of the ships pocketed from each of his many attempts on my life.
"WHAT!?"
I felt the tremors growing stronger as each explosion drew closer to The World that Never Was, shaking the foundation we were standing on. I de-activated my optics and displayed an image of Kamina and me welcoming Spike to Pinkie's good ol' Party Star. If I'm goin' out, I'm gonna need a good image to go out on.
---
"So you're saying that we all have access to his advanced cyborg intellect from being extensions of his consciousness as well as his ability to loop?" asked the blob wearing the flesh of the ageified narwal man, the fellow puppet nodded with agreement as the narwal puppet glanced to the Buffalo-headed puppet "An excellent deduction, wouldn't you think Mister Wink."
"Indubitably, Mister Fibb."
"So all life in their entire universe are gonna start looping if and when the you-know-who ends up destroyed?" Questioned Android 13.
"Run for your li001011-010011-00001-
[FATAL ERROR: TOTAL SYSTEM CRASH]
Belldandy Loops
00: Ah! My Goddess
- Anchor: Keichii
Drabble list
- Keiichi is playing on his new Nintendo Switch when he looks into Belldandy's room, she was sobbing to no end.
- TOM has explained what had happened to the world tree, and more specifically Urd and Skuld who protected the makeshift Yggdrasil from the destruction caused by the mass ascension.
Prologue: Loss
"Hey! Bossbot!" Flash was waving hello, I waved back at the guy in respect for the other dude's crew, a group of droids that... to be frank I haven't really seen in a dog's age.
Perhaps that's why they took so long to loop.
"You wouldn't believe the stuff we've been through, see there was this glowing red blob in a suit, he tried to kill us. We kept dreaming that day up in sleep mode, then all of a sudden we looped back to that day." I knew the day Flash brought up all too well, what else would he bring up other than the day the sun rose on a world without Toonami after eleven-and-a-half years of service.
"Looping back to the cancellation, huh?" I guess I don't need to spew the old 'Welcome to the Multiverse' speil this time. "Who filled you in?"
"A little kid, rather a kid with a cassette tape telling us about the sitch." I looked around them for this kid, but he appeared to be absent at the moment. "He seemed to be on the lookout for this other Anchor, whatever that is."
"Other Anchor? What are you talking about?" I immediately realized what he could mean by that and carefully asked: "Let's change the subject a bit, any defining deets of the kid in question like buckteeth or a silly pink hat?"
"No buckteeth, but he did have a hat. Stashed a collection of Cartoon Network flicks in there, too..." But if Timmy's not the Anchor, that would leave T.K., Tommy, even Billy as the kid in question... But none of them are anchors, so who would- "Not sure how he'd be able to watch it with his giant honkin' nose and all!"
No...
That cannot be possible...
But it was... "SARA, activate self-destruct! We gotta stop him!"
"Roger that, TOM!"
---
"So he tossed chemicals at you and threw you out!?" Billy asked to his new 'friend' after fingerpainting with him. "Well that doesn't sound like what a good host would do."
"To be fair, I did try to eat them out of house and home. But they clipped a wing with me locked in it!" Billy's friend somewhat truthfully spoke. "Who does that!?"
"A No-Good Nincompoopoo head, that's for sure!" Billy's mindless insult was naturally aimed at the wrong party, but he foolishly believed both parties were at fault when in actuality the morality was pretty clear cut from the get-go. "How'd you survive? I bet it was that generic cleaner bot you absorbed, wasn't it?"
"Yeah... 'Generic'." A blatant lie that went straight through Billy's empty skull. "So, you showing me this movie of a world that's currently looping..."
"Because I have a theory about Grandfather!" at this point the movie had introduced the notion of Senior Citizombies, a notion that all loopers would be very familiar with in due time.
"Uh, May I be excused? I've, uh... I got some Keesh in the oven and-" Grandfather lunged forth and clutched Toiletnator by the Toilet Seat and the energy flowed his body as he screamed in terror.
"You see, while they show the same basic personalities you'd expect, they're just hollowed out shells puppeteered by Grandfather's conseeohsinus!" Billy theorized to the glob monster who watched as the harmless villain ageitize before his non-existant eyes in awe "He's just pretending that they're slaves when really they're clones."
"So, the Industrial Revolution?" Billy nodded to the comparison.
"Suppose Grandfather was a sort of gem-based Carbon Vampire, one with seven shards to his body." The disfigured being added to the theory, realizing what could be done. "That would mean he is scrunching segments of carbon together into seven distinct pieces and vaporizing all other bodily elements in favor of hard-light body mass."
"That's how Gems are made!" Billy smiled.
"They could all fuse together into bigger and bigger and bigger gems if they wanted to..." Now it was painfully obvious who this being truly was, thank glob we began the Self-Destruct countdown right there, a trip to Eiken was more than worth the sheer stupidity on full display whilst the Senior Citizombie horde on the screen grew ever larger. "And if this gem was looping, then the ageified puppets would be activated as loopers themselves!?"
"Eh, I guess it'd be possible!" Billy just shrugged it off.
"Oh, it most certainly is..." The Intruder and Billy exchanged their laughter, one side evil, the other downright dumb. They were fortunately nuked mid-laugh, leaving me and SARA hanging on tight for Eiken as we hoped that the Intruder's next loop wouldn't be where we thought it would go.
It was.
Chapter 1: Awakening
I was sitting at my house recording Belldandy's reaction to the film series that is numbing her mind with each of its seven cinematic droppings.
- They say a man should always care
- for the goddess that they got
- So why is she sobbing, sittin through
- A Swan Princess Marathon
A small can of Pringles was beside him, the lid glowing with cosmic energy. It was containing the remnants of something that was lost.
- It's all because some asshole
- blew up our Yggdrasil
- now I'm stuck here fetching twigs
- to keep the stars stable
His friends from the club appear in pirate garb square-dancing because of course that'd be an activity.
- Shoulda gone to FreeRetconControl.com
- I might've seen it coming at me like an atom bomb.
Keiichi lifts aloft the Pringles can and looks into it somewhat.
- They monitor your branches
- and send you email alerts
- So you don't end up like your god,
- defeated and alone.
Offer applys with enrollment in Drazzl Ayeai.
Chapter 2: Protection
I comforted Belldandy, acting as a shoulder to cry on for her sisters. Their sacrifice was all the more worthwhile by protecting the Hub Universe and what little twigs we could scrape together.
01: Rick and Morty
- Anchor: Rick Sanchez
- Loopers: Morty Smith, Jerry Smith, Summer Smith
02: Undertale
- Anchor: Frisk/Chara
- Loopers: Asriel, Sans, Undyne, Toriel, Papyrus
Drabble list
- Sans returns to his home loop right after the kerfuffle that destroys the world tree as we know it now.
- Frisk begins training to at least maintain a tangible layer of magical strength for when the loops inevitably throw a curveball at our heroes.
Chapter 1: Now, I'm home
A lone wheelchair is on the side of the moonlit road when a pudgy little skeleton leapt into the seat and said: "i have highly lethal insomnia!"
Red Week with the Ebott Crew
"heya, pal. you 'member us, doncha? yeah, we're the guys who proposed the big idea to save the multiverse."
About Me
Who filled you in?
First Fused Loop
Favorite Looper
Favorite Event
Other things that you like
Chapter 2: Even Rocky had one.
03: Fire Emblem Awakening
- Anchor: Robin
- Loopers: Chrom, Lucina, Lissa, Frederick, Owain
Chapter 1: Mikasa
"A Mikasa Glitch?"
"Yes, but it feels different this time as if the other half's far away..."
"Well, then how far do you think this other half is?"
"Possibly another branch."
"Well, we have to do something..."
"Then what do we suppose we do?"
"Well, fair anchor, since we're here..." The more regal of the voices belonged to a broad-shouldered blunette beside an ivory-haired gentleman in a cloak. The features growing clearer as my eyes opened wide to observe this new land. "Ah, speaking of, guess who's awake?"
"Hey there..." The young pigtailed girl smiled. Her dress shimmering for it was as gold as her hair, her eyes warm and welcoming to the young lady.
"There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, y'know." The white haired tactician took my hand and helped me up like his friend once did for him.
Chapter 2: Starting Fresh
"So I suppose you're all wondering what we're all doing here." Robin was tucking in the young woman from the previous Awakening snip. "Wonder not, for we have come to explain the reasons to the destruction of Yggdrasil and the aftermath of the Mass Ascension event. But enough about how trees were burned to the ground, let's talk about my role in Belldandy's Tree reserve.
Brown Week with Robin and the Shepherds
"My name is Robin, I work as the lead tactician for the Shepherd Army of Yllise, saved the haildom from Valm and the cult of Grimleal, and I am currently one of three chief advisers to Belldandy's makeshift Yggdrasil alongside Sans and Chronoa." Robin walked to a scale model of the aforementioned makeshift Yggdrasil and held it to his head. "While Chrom, Lissa, and Frederick are looping on my end, It will take a long while before the others start looping alongside us. But knowing how these multiverse computers work and factoring in how scaled down the makeshift world tree is compared to the behemoth that had once been our home, It won't exactly be that long until they start to loop as well..."
About Me
"My home loop was first archived in 2012 as a game for the Nintendo 3DS console. The thirteenth and initially the final installment of the Fire Emblem series." Robin pointed to another branch on his Yggdrasil model. "But successful sales numbers lead to another addition to immediately break its records on the spot. And that is where our guest comes into play."
The girl shifted in the bed Robin laid her upon.
Who filled you in?
"Twilight Sparkle. She helped to walk us through the ins and outs of Yggdrasil, she has grown to be a true friend to the shepherds... which makes her absence and lack of intel on her whereabouts all the more disheartening..." Robin glances at a photo with himself, Lucina and the Princess of Friendship. "Which brings us to..."
First Fused Loop
"Equestria."
Favorite Looper
Favorite Event
Other things that you like
04: Dragonball Xenoverse
- Anchor: Chronoa
- Loopers: Dumplin, Towa, Puddin, Cooler
Chapter 1: Dumped
About Me
Who filled you in?
First Fused Loop
Favorite Looper
Favorite Event
Other things that you like
05: NiGHTS
- Anchor: NiGHTS
- Loopers: Will, Helen
Chapter 1: Awakening
Chapter 2: A waking NiGHTmare
"Okay, testing, testing."
06: MLP (Brony Analysis)
- Anchor: Silver Quill
- Loopers: Dr. Wolf, Commander Firebrand
Chapter 1: Trouble afoot
"I must say, this is very troubling..." Dr. Wolf pulled a book from his desk in the Ponyville library, being the place that housed Twilight before her time as the Princess of Friendship. "Not only are we trapped in this time abyss due to unforseen events and conflicts, but now we're among the only ones who are able to see the now blanked out ponies we've lost to this destruction of the Tree."
"Gotta admit, the way the tree got itself trashed was... unnerving at best." Commander Firebrand was pacing around with his hoof planted on his head. "And with the Mane Six mushed and all our other pony loopers munched out, we don't exactly have enough manpower to plow through it."
"Well, there's us, y'know, the ponies, wolf and hypogrif that Belldandy switched on." Lightning Bliss flew up to Twilight's vacant room and fluffed a pillow for herself. "We're the only loopers left in the branch, or twig right now..."
"Yeah, I know... It's all a matter of waiting for Admins to fetch more branches to staple to their makeshift world trees" KP glanced to her hooves, furious at how she couldn't help in the Battle of Lyoko. "When I get my hands on that Bloodstone that absorbed Discord, I will make that thing pay!"
"Don't lose focus, KP." The Equestrian Army Commander reassured the cyan pegasus. "As long as we keep our guard against the bloodstone collective, we can hopefully find a way to restore our fallen friends to normal. We will save Discord, I promise as a friend."
"Well, gentlemen. Looks like we've got work to do if we're looking to fix up Equestria and save our looping brethren." Silver Quill then opens the door to greet his royal subjects. "Come, my followers. Your High Anchor demands more cowbell!"
07: Fire Emblem Fates
- Anchor: Corrin
Prologue: Bloodstone
"Fire at will."
Arrows, Spells, and these odd fluids shower over and throughout Sumeragi. He collapsed in seering pain over the searing pain he found himself in, shocked to see the gemstones Garon had offered him manifest themselves as these incomplete shells of pure nothingness. The forms they took were of shriveled humanoid lizard-zombie creatures, their eyes empty and red, acting as extensions for a darker power.
"This is how the great Sumeragi fares against incomplete vessels performing a shoddy immitation of a trap destined by the baseline." Spoke the leftside head, a mustachioed mouth adorned with tusks. His bald head contrasting with the large tuft atop the buffalo-horned crown on the righthand side. "Very dissatisfactory. Wouldn't you think so, Mr. Wink."
"I'm amazed this isn't even the best trap, Mr. Fibb." The three-headed husk opened up its torso, a mouth between its drooping breasts through its starchy waist proceeded to bite into the high Shogun of Hoshido by pulling him in through the medical gaws wrapped upon the wrist of its lower arms. The blood that gushed from that bite was more than enough for me to charge in with full force, piercing the cavity between said once ample bussom as the husk glared in shock. I tore through its chest to reveal the harlot donning the mask: Arete. I saw the jewel flower break into the nine bloodstones it was ultimately made from, the jewel flower she promised to give me on this night... If she knew what this ornament could do, she'd probably have used the husk to ensnare Sumeragi and have him bite into me the way she bit into him. Angered and ashamed, I glared to the other twelve beings who were just as shriveled as the husk that I had struck down.
"Yeah, uh... could you hand me those Heliotropes with the arms?" The upper body was plated with actual barrels while the head sported a roll of gaws. "They're mine and I, uh, I don't feel comfortable pulling out the Keesh I've got in the oven with arms that are filled with soda po-"
I chopped off the top of his head and sure enough, the husk dissolved into smoke to reveal one of Sumeragi's troops, confirming my fears and cementing the failure of our negotiations with Hoshido. So I began mowing down troops one by one, watching the blood gush through with each chop and slash. Before I knew it, I was down to three husk to mow down. I cast Arcfire towards a flying husk in red and green, causing the Hoshidan to go down in my flames. Next was a flamboyantly dressed being in black with red sleeves, red fluffed shorts and spiked shoes, the only thing that seemed alien was the metal ring pulling up his paper thin lips to reveal his decayed gums. I put down my axe and drew Arete's Gunglari, dragging it on the pavement faster and faster to ignite a barrier that draws metal.
-Damn it, Alu, focus! You're stuck with the head of a dentist, the legs of a golfer, and the torso of a pedophillic spank-happy vampire. But despite everything, you still got your arms, you still got your core, So you are required! By fucking law! NOT! TO!-"PANIC!" Sure enough, the metal ring around his head was pulled towards my blade as it cleaved off his throat. Admittedly, this was the more well put-together of the twelve-to-be-thirteen husks I've slain.
"Arm Combo!" A voice howled in the distance, I aimed my eyes to find... A husk in a brown hat knitting a doyley. Not sure what this means, but I guess a Thoron through the lungs should do it. "NONONONONONONOTHETOMMYDOESN'TWANNADI-!"
And like that, it was over in a wink. All thirteen husks were slain, their crystals scattered over the ground with Hoshidan corpses as the proof of their existence. I couldn't help but feel ashamed of how these soldiers were possessed by these entities that watched Arete strike down the noble king they were sworn to protect, All because she passed these bloodstone flowers to our humble guests.
Garon was taking a sip of his tea when he heard Sumeragi's last gasp, so he rushed out to find me. First he saw was my Axe in her chest, and watched as I mowed the soldiers down with my book and my blade. To say he was saddened to see another one of his concubines slain by the power struggle that smothered the once lively Nohrian Court was quite the understatement. "How could this happen."
"It might have to do with the gift that Arete intended to give to our Hoshidan guests, she said she wanted to give one... to me." This revelation caused Garon's heart to sink into despair, that could have been me ravaging his already struggling country under the influence of one of these flowers so I hid it under another outcome. "Arete's intentions might have been all it took to seal his fate, but Sumeragi's stubbornness saved his soul from a much grimmer fate."
"Stubborn to the end, perhaps that was why I found it difficult to negotiate with him..." Garon composed himself and acted to gather the stones, clutching the bud of the flower laid beside the body of the once-proud dutchess. "Gather the stones, if these things are their cores then we must not let any of its pieces connect to it lest we repeat the same catastrophe."
"Lord knows what could happen if all of a flower's petals match with its bud." My concern for these retched ornaments struggled to see me crush one beneath my feet to be extra safe, but I had more pressing concerns to deal with. "Garon, did you get any of your concubines pregnant again?"
Garon hesitated, but meekly nodded in compliance. "I'll be expecting within a few moons."
"Good, then the child's birth shall be marked with the final execution." Garon began his march back to the castle before I noticed the small child laying in fear for the monsters that took his father. "Garon."
Garon's attention redirected itself towards a bawling child crying out for its now deceased father. "You poor thing, orphaned by these... bloodstones... at such a tender young age..."
"You are my child now..."
Chapter 1: Nohr
"So let me get this straight, you brought in a marble flower that somehow fell from a box?" The dopey-haired young lad pointed to the maiden who was tending to the two children as she held aloft the stone in question. "Don't you think it's a little strange that the queen is desperate to get her mitts on these things?"
The little girl meekly asked "Maybe they're like money here?"
"Bullshop! We know they've got a gold standard, so we may as well drop that thought!" The boy frowned at the girl, the woman beside them putting on the broach. "And the stones are all loosely hanging, too!"
"I got one of them to hang in..."
"Look, I didn't mean to. We got stuck somewhere in a midival kingdom, one of us in a worse situation than the other, and I'm just concerned about this flower thing. We've got to tell the king and queen." At this exact moment, a woman on a high horse marched out of the wardrobe. A crown adorning her blonde-haired head as she glanced back and forth for this crystal.
"No need, I traced the scent to this household." The queen began to get out her axe. "I'm amazed you managed to find a full flower. I just hope to christ that it isn't bonded to blood at this late hour or worse: complete."
"Does complete mean all the pieces fit together?"
"Yesssssssssss..." A hissing sound, the queen illuminated the spot where our current caretaker was, but in her place was a fedora-wearing shriveled husk of a creature with rolls of toilet paper on his wrists. The creature snarled and mashed its teeth while the children frightenly jumped from their feet. Katerina merely prepared to cause its defeat.
"Has this ever happened to you?"
An army of old crones marching through an elaborate Treehouse and ageifying the soldiers present.
"A bloodstone monster attacking your world in an effort to find all six of its missing parts to complete its existence?"
An artist's rendition of an Army of bloodstone "Senior Citizombies" made from Nohr's forces
"Therefore causing an apparent Zombie apocalypse when really all that they're doing..."
A man in a Toilet-themed costume getting magically aged...
"Is converting body mass into seven more bloodstones controlled by a hivemind of sorts while converting fluids into hard plasma. But more Importantly..."
The queen impaled (The Tommy's) forehead with extreme prejudice.
"Did you live to tell the tale thanks to the noble queen of the kingdom who-"
The two children are holding aloft swords in their hands with another child with messy white hair as opposed to the short cut of Andy.
"Took you under her wing as her son's personal retainers and contractual best buds..."
We cut to a room in the northern tower. A wheeled office chair rolled into view, the person sitting in it is the girl, now grown up into finely toned young woman. "Then you, sir, could be a looper!"
Purple Week with Bonnie Anderson, Andy Davis, and Prince Corrin of Nohr.
"So yeah, this was our first loop together with me and Andy together, trapped in a faraway land in a faraway kingdom! This was the kind of fantasy I dreamed about back when I was the little tyke you saw in the opening sequence." Bonnie held aloft a piece of the marbled flower. "See this? This is the spinepiece petal of the bloodstone that attacked us, it was loose so It didn't match up with the core unlike with the headpiece betal which was kind of a perfect fit. This is the only part of the flower I was allowed to keep from that day, since the heads activate the matching core. But enough about Jewelry, I bet you wanna know about me and my friends!"
About Me
"I don't think I belong here since I live someplace in San Francisco, a place that seems pretty alien to them, but this world was backed up on a Vidya stream up the 3DS on 2015-2016 through the lenses of Intelligent Systems. It was the third game to incorporate personalized units and Casual Mode, though heavily criticised for their Deeprealm Mechanic which is a bounceback from an old mechanic from the previous game." She then laid her feet up onto the oaken chest that acted as her desk. "Now, I never really played a Fire Emblem game in my life, so of course I'd be a bit lost when it comes to learning world history such as Hero King Marth slaying the dragon or the Ylisean royal bloodline."
Who filled you in?
"Uh, no one, really. Like I said, this is the first loop we're on right now and I don't think we know much about its mechanics." Bonnie rubbed the back of her head. "Though I guess you could argue that I've been looping through my dreams, guided by a guy who I honesty saw as my imaginary friend at first."
First Fused Loop
Bonnie pans to Andy who is using a scale replica of the Exhalted Falchion to make toast. "Next question, please."
Favorite Looper
"TOM, Hands Down!" Bonnie then lines up a few drawings she made. "If I'm not spending my dreams in a fused loop with him, I'm sharing my art with him on Drazzl. It's this Social Network from a neighboring world tree, we use it to connect to Orphan Loopers who have taken refuge in these patchwork world trees as well as those in the midst of a loop in these aforementioned trees."
Bonnie then shows a few Smash Trophies of iconic loopers on her desk, she starts fawning a little. "Back to TOM, I learned of the history and mechanics of the loops throughout my teen years and overtime, I even got a few nights in hosting Toonami! So yeah, TOM's a good friend of Nohr."
Favorite Event
"It's hard to choose, though... The wedding between Spike and Rarity was quite romantic, but the Crash brought some lessons to be inevitably learned." Bonnie placed her finger upon her lip. "Although it was Hurricane Billy that helped resolve a few story arcs and awaken several loopers as well, I'm still biased to the legends of the original seven, warts and all!"
Other things that you like
"Well, the fact that I'm talking to you on the internet means that I'm pretty damn tech savvy. There's also how I bring Andy and all fourteen Nohrian princes and princesses out to play baseball every so often since my twelfth birthday." Bonnie's voice immediately dropped upon mentioning: "But don't you dare put me in a dress! Garon ultimately found out my reasons as to why the hard way during my quincenera..."
"Bottom line, even after being ripped from my home for... what is it, a decade now? I'm a relatively well adjusted young woman, open to any challenge that comes my way, on behalf of Andy, Corrin, and the Royal Family of Nohr. Bring on the loops!"
Chapter A
"Come at me when you're ready, big brother." The thirteen year old crown princess of Nohr stood over the young man atop her war horse. "The first move is yours."
"Please try to be gentle, sister of mine." Corrin's tone aimed to a sister this small left us little choice but to laugh. "Guys, how long will this loop last?"
Chapter B
A Raichu made her dash through the dungeon halls as a Duskops does battle with a Virion. "Surrender Now and face judgement from the moonlit gardens of Nohr!"
"Lord Xander, you may be a prince but you've much to learn before you are to join with us..." The Dark-type used -?- as quick as he could, but Xander's Skull Bash was more than super effective enough for it to begin fainting. "You're stronger than you look... But soon, you will be looping like us... Soon, you will open the door... and lead this kingdom... into the arms... of Yggdrasil..."
And like that, the Dusktops collapsed onto the floor, wheezing as the room began to degrade not in bricks giving way, but polygons.
"What could this possibly mean?" Xander was curious as to his current whereabouts, but it was but a dream to his eyes as was his form. But a Raichu never forgets, so she spoke to her friends, the Gible and the Ralts.
"Do you think this guy is a looper?" The Raichu asked to the two.
"I dunno, Bon... He could be from a neighboring tree." The Ralts looked up to the sky as the realm depixelated around them. "Maybe he's friendly."
"He sounds more like an MLE to me..."
Chapter C
Chapter 2: Confusion
"Good Morning, Big Brother!"
"Ngh... Mornin', Mila..." the voice sounded like her, she was older than Corrin by about a year or two. To say that she teased her troops to a tee was a bit of an understatement. Really bold and notoriously rowdy, she was magnificently unafraid of any risk in her path for better and for worse. Her court etiquette most unorthodox, even more so than our currently late brother Marius, to the point where she takes a lot of delight in confusing newcomers about what she looks like by just changing her appearance very often and leaving the new people guffawing (and hopefully awed). She always gets a kick out of pulling pranks on her brothers and sisters... Y'know, if enough of them are alive in a single day's loop.
And sure enough, she was wearing Corrin's garb, la-di-freakin'-da. "That the best you got, Mila? Or are you saving up for a big number on Xander next week?"
"Mila, what are you talking about?" The girl's expression changed to a look of pure confusion. "I'm Kelana, the princess who signs your checks."
That was enough for me to jump out of bed without the added help of the Ice Tribe's signature spells. How could this broad be Corrin? "Let me guess, a genderswap?"
"Naw, I've always been like this." Clearly not the best question to ask, so I'm going to change tactics. "The problem I've got to ask is where were you when I wound up on the fields of Yllise?"
"Oh, uh..." Gods! She's been to Yllise? Then that means our Corrin's been swapped into her place in wherever she ended up on that branch. "We've been tending to a house guest... By any chance, have you seen Princess Mila?"
"Never even heard of her." So she's been tampered with, too? "But I've heard whispers of an Emil being the 6th prince of Nohr like how I am the 6th princess... But he was snuffed in the pram so I guess he doesn't matter now."
Yikes... So it's one of those days. While only five out of the fourteen princes and princesses remain alive on a consistent day-to-day basis, the fates of our other siblings are very cloudy to say the least. Some days Marius ends up dying to poison, others see him succumb to the wounds of a Hoshidan trap. Some days Jeremiah is executed for being deemed useless to Nohr following his loss in a magical duel against Leo, others saw him exiled to Hoshido where he probably ended up a prisoner if not killed outright anyway.
My mind wandered back to Mila, Considering the life they lead, she apparently spent her early years struggling and coming to terms with her lifestyle, but with some support from the big sibs, she came out of it more assured in her confidence. There’s also the part where her mother Danica has connections to Theresa, another one of our sibs, so in part they would have to struggle with that part of their identity, too. An example being how long Damian took to inevitably warm up to her, but she's eager to win their uncertain siblings’ respect by any means necessary. I'll admit that it will feel empty with Mila gone for the first time in what, nine months. But I've managed to enjoy the quiet from a lack of Thomas' whining or Liselotte's foul language before, so I guess I can manage with the prankster princess out of my hair for a day or two.
"Bon, you might wanna look at our sister."
Chapter 3: The day arrives
Garon and Katerina sat upon their respective thrones, no doubt this was a day where both King and Queen were alive and well. I checked the court and counted the princes and princesses lined up to watch over the lot of us.
08: Robot Chicken
- Anchor: Robot Chicken (Stealth Looper)
- Loopers: Seth Green, Matthew Senrich
Chapter 1: Evacuation
I woke up to find myself in a Dentist's office. I glanced across the room to notice the outside was a cross between midevil times and future tech. I immediately recognized where I was and put two and two together to realize that I was trapped in the office of Mo-Larr, Eternian Dentist.
"Now then, Mr. Green. Shall we begin your checkup?" I was in full-on panic mode so I pressed my button.
"Not now, my pee hurts!" Optimus Prime immediately popped up and did his 'What did I just tell you!?' crap and the skit wraped on the spot!
Chapter 2: Drive
09: Pixel Pinkie
- Anchor: Pixel Pinkie
- Loopers: Nina
Chapter 1: A Dream is a Wish
"Hello, my name is Nina. I'm 13 years old at base, I'm from Australia, and I have a talent for basketball. This is how I've started to loop" Nina adjusted her table lamp and lined up her chair "So there I was, back in my room, And beside my bed was a familiar pink phone. Turns out it was the same phone housing my world's anchor, none other than my old friend, Pixel Pinkie!"
About Me
"Well, It all began when I got a new cell phone. It was in a dusty old box, and when I switched on, a fifty-two episode life of wonder began." Nina smiled. "Archived in 2009 on Channel Nine in Australia, I've been known to have lenses that are quite... how should I put this... fickle to criticism."
An image of Mr. Enter's copyright claimed review of an episode.
Who filled you in?
"Well, Pixel Pinkie, who else."
Her magic friend emerged from the phone and added: "And I heard it from the Admin of new Yggdrasil herself, Belldandy! She's very nice once you get to know her over tea, and Keiichi's friends are a pretty tight group of burly mates themselves, they take their auto-club activities very seriously!"
First Fused Loop
"It was in a town called Porkbelly." War Flashbacks began pouring into Nina's mind. "That's literally everything I have to say in the matter..."
Favorite Looper
"A personal favorite looper would have to be Mario. From what I've read from loop archives, he seemed to be quite the nice guy once you get to know him. He's even welcomed the Angry Video Game Nerd to his first fused loop." Nina glanced at her NES console, "It was such a great time for being a looper, this unified age..."
Pixel Pinkie then chimed "Mine's Roxy cause she's a Dinosaur!"
Favorite Event
Other things that you like
10: Shugo Chara
- Anchor: Amu
Drabble list
- Amu wakes up back in her bed on that fateful day where her Shugo Charas first emerged.
Chapter 1: Frozen Feelings
"Hey, my name is Amu Hinamori, I'm eleven years old in the baseline and have I got a loop for you!" Amu tilted the camera to a stash of three eggs. "So get this, these eggs are, in fact, my would be selves!"
About Me
"My Baseline started backing itself up in 2006 through the lenses of Peach-Pit for Kodansha's Nakayoshi magazine. It received a 2007 anime lasting all the way to March of 2010 with the final season making like O.J. Simpson by foolishly shifting focus to a preschool demographic, killing the franchise in December that same year." Amu looked into her yearbook. "I bet that's why - turned up..."
Who filled you in?
"Riley, she looped in as Dia this one time. Avoided the X Egg fiasco, immediately broke out Amulet Fortune. After a trip to the bookshop, I pocketed a book to teach me everything I know." Amu places her hand onto her chest and glares at the three eggs that are already there... "I'm just hoping the little guys would graduate from the dreams and straight-up start looping, too."
First Fused Loop
"Well, beside the meet-up with Riley, I looped into the shoes of Padmé as filtered through a Shakespearian pen after studying up on that same playwright." Amu laughed at the words of the -
Favorite Looper
Favorite Event
Other things that you like
11: The Loud House
- Anchor: Lisa Loud (Stealth Looper)
- Loopers: Lincoin Loud
Drabble list
- Lincoin can't seem to get the vision of this Robot Maid out of his head, as if he knew this woman from somewhere but he can't tell who.
- Lisa talks to Lincoin about the Infinite Loops and the destroyed world tree.
Chapter 1: Mirage
"My name is Lincoln Loud. Ten years old in the baseline. And I welcome to you now to the most normal world out of all the twigs in the can." Lincoln jumped off of his bed and walked out through the hall. "I live a relatively normal life with my loving sisters, all ten of them lacking any sort of superpowers as superpowers aren't really a thing in this one branch. Like I said, large family is the most normal out of the entire tree."
About Me
"So according to my little sister and designated anchor Lisa, my homeworld started saving itself into the hub in 2016 through the lenses of Chris Savino. It spread through the televised currents on Nickelodeon, and has even overcome the dreaded 'Spongebob Standard' that has sank all sorts of Nicktoons from Jenny to Korra." Lincoln takes out a wooden wand and grins. "So It's one of those 'Harry Potter: Chosen One' type deals."
Who filled you in?
Lisa glances to the camera from her lab. "I refer you to Lincoln's previous response."
First Fused Loop
"Well, I haven't really experienced a fused loop of my own, but I have had this weird dream where I grew up with this robot maid who had this big personality about her, she drew these comics based on these loopers of legend called the original seven." Lincoln looked at the pile of longboxes that were laid out for him to explore, "I remember seeing this young woman on my deathbed, I was old by that point in the dream, she had this ocean blue hair and this lively smile. Like an old friend seeing me off to the end... I barely understand the meaning of that dream even now..."
Favorite Looper
"Who else would it be than Ranma Saotome," Lincoln breaks out his Kung-Fu Gi and starts punching and kicking for the camera. "He's the longest lived looper of the bunch, he can drop godzilla on a guy on a whim, and he's practically ready for anything! Biggest example being his sacrifice against the bloodstone hivemind by causing a mass ascension of those condensed into bloodstones as well as the big bloodstone himself!"
Favorite Event
"Death Note Wars, Hands Down." Lincoln holds up his Death Note replica up to the screen and smiles. "From Anakin Skywalker to Lelouch Britannia, the suspense was all too real with the results being the banning of Death Notes from the Subspace Pocket system."
Other things that you like
"Well, there's comics, for one thing, manga, video games, fantasy, sci-fi, typical interests for a dude of my age." Lincoln picks up a comic and starts reading. "And that's what I like about the infinite loops, there's a wide open multiverse across a once vast ocean of endless adventure! There's just something just magical about living out adventures beyond your wildest dreams... Just don't tell my sisters about this, alright?"
Chapter 2: Echoes
12: The Wotch
- Anchor: Anne Omimous
13: Ky-nim Nuzlockes
- Anchor: Nina
- Loopers: Zack
Chapter 1: Plasma Plume
I found myself standing in the same room, reeling from the same shadow, maniacal laughter echoed in my ears. I sat up and looked at my calendar, [MM][DD][YYYY], I had somehow slid back in time to before-
"Nina, you there?" A knock on the door. I smiled at who arrived at my door and asked the familiar face to come in. "Thanks, and Happy birthday to you Nina!"
Seeing Cheren alive and well with Bianca not too far behind him with my Birthday Cake and Cheren's sandwich. I opened their gifts of Running Shoes and a dress. It was the same day that started my journey, meaning that this is the first time I got to meet-
"...I'll choose this one!" Out popped an Oshawatt, my Oshawatt, my Zach. "Hey there little guy... I'm Nina."
Orphan Loopers
- Adspace: Gold Colonel (MLE)
- Avatar: Wan, Raava, Yue, Jet
- Cowboy Bebop: Spike Spiegel, Jet Black, Fae Valentine, Radical Edward, Ein
- Doctor Who: The Doctor
- Dragonball: Android 13 (MLE)
- Inside Out: Riley
- Swan Princess: Rothbart (MLE)
- Toy Story: Woody, Buzz, Andy, Bonnie
The Classroom Gems: Carbon
The Classroom Gems
What are Bloodstones?
Featuring Special Guests: Rothbart and The Intruder
"Ah, so nice of you to come here today, not that you had a choice." Rothbart joked to his class of Age-Ified puppets of his gem colleague. "Or a sentient soul for that matter. Regardless, we've all been gathering up to this moment, an army of hundreds upon thousands upon millions of billions of trillions of, yes, even octillions of Bloodstones. All connected to the same hivemind that we have here today!"
Rothbart unveiled the curtain to reveal the very glob of molten plasma and robot parts controlling these drones "Why are you insisting that I be here? These puppets are all extensions of my consciousness, they have no need to learn of what I already know!"
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"The best place to start is with our anatomy. When we were all complete, we had the ability to assimilate any organism we could grasp, compressing the carbon in a body into a single spot, atomizing the other atoms to convert the victum into... well... gems." The screen freeze frames on the complete gem created from the 'age-ification' of Toiletnator, Rothbart points his stick at each of the pieces "The gem itself can be split into seven pieces at the cost of our power to assimilate. The limbpieces, its arms and legs, are by far the most interchangeable of the bunch. The spinepiece containing tail and torso act as an intregal part of any build. The headpiece houses its false persona melded from its organism of origin and but all of them are pretty much worthless if you cannot find a piece that matches up with its core which contains the very memories of the individual that had been assimilated into a bloodstone."
Korra and Roxxy's Dimmsdale Daze
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Korra's eyes snapped open to find herself beside Zuko, Aang's Zuko. Clearly Kya's experience towards the possibility of meeting past versions of loved ones was not really unfounded.
"Oh, uh... Hey, Fire Lord- er... Prince Zuko." Korra stumbled with the terminology to the Fire Lord's embarrasment.
"Just Zuko will do..." he muttered to the newer of the two looping Avatars. "I don't really think my title holds weight here."
"Right... Well, according to my Drazzl alerts, we've managed to get warped into a Fairly Oddparents loop where everything is the same except kids spew out the cheesy slang that executives assumed they'd say over the past three decades..." Korra then stepped towards the stairs with Zuko. "If this is one of those babysitting gigs that Vicky doesn't necessarily feel like doing, then-"
"Mommy! Mommy!"
Two young children began approaching down the stairs on pogo sticks. One had firey red hair as she donned a Khaki blouse above survival shorts and boots. "Mommy! I flushed my sunday shoes down the toilet, It was Jawsome!"
The boy followed suit, blonde, had a hat straight from Indy's closet while donning full Croc Hunter garb like the late Steve Irwin. "Mommy, she plucked my eyebrows! It was Dudical!"
As they passed them by, they turned around to find two teenagers who have immediately been soaked in toilet water with the young man's foot comedically crushed by the newly detached toilet. After a scream of sheer pain from the fire lord, the girl states the obvious: "You're not mommy."
"Course not, I'm your sitter who still cannot believe this world's on its tenth season expansion!" Korra cursed under her breath for how Spongebob-ish the show's become before putting on the best false smile she was willing to dignify this particular episode with. "But I'm here to bring you along to Mommy, because she can't stay mad at your age appropriate whimsy. Unlike her Mom and Dad and especially my old man, she is a Fun Parent!"
"Her kids are my kind of people, whoever she might be!" Chester had probably rushed in answering a ping that Zuko probably launched to get the toilet off his toes. "Dimmsdale Daze, Here we come!"
"You've got to apologize for my friend, he's too easily excitable for traditional introductions." The Bald Kid, african-american in nature. He donned gray jeans, black shoes and a blue sweatervest to accentuate his intellect. "I'm AJ, the thing that just left is my friend Chester. I take it you're from another universe and are visiting for the loop?"
"Yeah, you could say that..." shrugged the Avatar as she kneeled before the boy and extended her hand. "I'm Korra. You've probably got some science-y thing to fix the toilet independently from you due to Chester's urge to drag you into Dimmsdale Daze?"
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Wolf's Rain
You guys recognize Keiko Nobumoto for Cowboy Bebop most likely, and it is renowned for being a masterpiece, why do you think we have the whole Bebop crew looping? And it is very hard to top that masterpiece, just ask Samurai Champloo! So when I found these Infinite Loop threads, there was always an itch in the back of my mind to make her Champloo loop.
[Wolf's Rain][Cowboy Bebop]
No matter how far you walk, It's always the same road.
Never has this been more true than the thousand years I've spent repeating the same journey over and over again with little variation and few cycles of success. Some times, I am a wolf, others, I am a man. More often than not, the people I meet are reset to that day without any memory of what we've been through throughout the search.
Slowly, but surely, they started to remember the endless cycle of paradise one by one. First Tsume awoke, he found himself as a man working as a guard for Harmona's chamber. Then came Blue who awoke as a detective, cue a small child bringing up something called 'Blue's Clues' in a dance of age-appropriate whimsy. Toboe was next to awaken, having lived a full life before looping back to the pup he was. And the final piece of the puzzle was currently a street magician and hypnotist turned 'space cowboy' of the notorious Bebop crew...
Yes, earth was more or less on her deathbed following the incident which resulted in earth being abandoned by two thirds of the population.