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Characters
Andilites
Yogano-Shilphin-Emiradu - the Andilite that gave Ky-Nim and her Pokemon the ability to morph.
Tales of Sinnoh
Chapter 1: The Cube
Route 201
Posted onto Tumblr 6/14/16
Chapter 2: The Change
Posted 6/16/16
Chapter 3: The Scale
Posted 6/24/16
Chapter 4: The Mourning
Chapter 5: The Turbulence
Chapter 6: The Legacy
Chapter 7: The Champion
My name is Cynthia.
And I have witnessed a phenomenon that could take the world of Pokémon science by storm!
To see an Infernape reshape its own body into a human being, and quite a handsome young man at that. It was absurd on paper but seeing it in practice reminded me of Natali and Fantina's meeting with Kynim, her trainer.
-Flashback-
"I sensed an extra presence in the ER." She spoke to Kynim, "It's gone now."
With a glance, Kynim saw the strongest of the Gym Leaders standing in front of her.
"I know the struggle that comes with losing a valued teammate such as Tyrius." She spoke, "But to think that there was a fate which was worse than his... a fate like hers..."
Kynim stepped back in shock, then aimed her stare to the floor. "Nat's stuck, isn't she... A Nothlit as he called it."
"You don't have to be a psychic to know how dangerous a visiting life-form's technology can be." Fantina hugged Kynim as tightly as she was able to without smothering her outright. "If it's bad to lose a teammate... How much harder it must be to lose a piece of yourself."
She watched as Kynim walked to the room where her former Giafreig lay resting. She would fill me in not long after she steps out of the hospital.
-Und-
I placed my hand on Kynim's shoulder. "Nat told me everything about your recent ability... Do not be afraid."
"I just don't understand why..." she frowned. "Why does this sort of thing happen? Why would I have this one thing that others don't"
"Maybe its because... there are barriers between you and your Pokémon that a strong bond alone cannot break..." I guessed, I did not really know the answer as to why this 'Andilite' creature gave her the morphing cube in the first place... "If anyone is willing to go Nothlit and become human permanently... Don't hessitate to ask us about it and we'll be more than happy to give you a new legal identity to use."
<If that is the price, then I shall go first> Spoke a voice. It was a postured, calm, and collected Medicham who was slowly morphing into more human-like woman. Pouchlike Red legs firmed and tightened into human calves and thighs, I blushed at what had formed inbetween the limbs and scrambled to find something with which to cover up the growing body of the medacham in front of me. I realized that I could take off my jacket and wrap it around the newly morphed woman. I saw that she sported a sizable B-Cup bussom underneath over a slight muscle tone to her body, almost as visible as my own. "Whoa."
That was all the trainer could even say at the moment. My abs were rippled a bit and my biceps were as big as lemons, mining for fossils and other artifacts can do wonders on the human body.
"My Trainer has named me Shakti, and I intend to travel the world to ensure a better future for man and Pokémon alike." stated the new woman in front of me.
"Are you sure you want to go through with this..." said Kynim, my successor. "You won't be able to be allowed to battle in the League, I don't even wanna know-"
"It's already too late. I can sense it." She said to her Trainer. "The thoughtspeak, The wandering, the burning glance of Independence! Even through our choice of attire do I believe that these things are happening for a reason."
Kynim was shocked to hear of this turn of events, "You mean..."
"Yes, I believe that andilite's gift could change the future."
Chapter 8: The Captive
My name is Mel.
And for some reason... I think I've gone Nothlit.
Let's see, I morphed Dialga, regressed a gaurd to infancy, demorphed, morphed my human form in the size of the Guard's Clothes, Snuck in to get battle plans, then wound up with a tranquilizer up my butt...
And it's nightime when I fell at noon.
Yep, Definitely a nothlit.
I looked at the Guard and he questioned me about some sort of Gijinka uprising to take their jobs or some shit like that...
I naturally kept my mouth shut but they punched and kicked me several times. And it really hurt like hell. Eventually, things had to give and with that, I chose to cave in the secrets as to what I was doing.
"I didn't actually mean to stumble across these plans to take down Sinnoh because you don't really see the meaning of Arceus or some pagan bullcrap like that. See, you have this kid's stuffed Merill plush..." I lied to their faces... "And I'd like to have it back, if you please."
"Why sure, Diana, anything for a Pokémon Champ." Damn it, they confused me for Diana!? "I can't believe that she's a ditto, let alone that we'd actually knock her out."
"I'm actually a Garchomp who stumbled upon a gift." I corrected my captors as I started cutting through the rope with my nail file. "It allowed me to morph into any Pokémon I could touch, but there is a pretty big rule that your actions caused me to unconsciously break..."
"Really..."
Battle Time
"If you stay in that morph for over two hours... You'll end up stuck in the morph for good!" And a high kick for emphasis. Snapping the ropes apart with a full yank of my arms. The crooks made their way to their guns and I gave chase and kicked the guns into the fireplace in the corner. And to knock them out for the moment, I jumped hands first onto the Table, clutched one crook's head between my thighs and flipped the fool flat on his ass before leaping onto the top of the mantlepiece.
"Well, aren't you a Lady Legasus wannabe." sneered the remaining crook which promptly ate shoeprint before 'tucking himself in' so to speak.
"Look, I don't want to cause any trouble for you guys." I exclaimed to the two, they panicked and started begging for mercy. "Please, We're sorry for sticking you in that thing, we loved you when you and your buddies mowed down the Elite Four, Honest!"
I loved the praise I've been getting for things I was never really a part of... But here....
It didn't feel right...
"Who the hell sent you?" I asked. There was hell to pay for leaving me stuck like this, And I wanted to relish every waking moment.
Chapter 9: The Union
My name is Chip.
Today, I watch as my Trainer walk the isle to finally marry Roark. The smaller members had morphed human, myself included, while the giants merely sat in the back. I tucked in my dress as it has trouble fitting my... Oh, I'll tell you when I tell my master.
The only exceptions being Shakti, who had been flown in from her cross-country travels in Hyrule for the wedding. Natali, who was buzy with filing through legal documentation. Mel, who was still fighting that War, I guess... And Regina...
How to describe what happened to her... Well, you know how males forsake protection when their mate is considered attractive enough? Well, Gohan and Regina came into a hotel as Morphers and came out of it as a morpher and a broken bird. See, his seed managed to get planted within the fertile soil of a newly morphed human and that automatically locked her morph permanently, she's now studying in law school to support her infant children. She's already up to a bachelor's degree, she's aiming for a master.
And here she comes now, in Rowan's arms. The chosen godfather of the bride, and in such a spiffy suit to boot. Now don't get me wrong, everyone but the bride has a suit on to make sure Roark couldn't be distracted by anyone in the crowd. Not sure what the logic in that thinking was, but hey, that's the wedding planner's idea, not mine.
What was my idea was the little ditty I shall perform upon the two lovebirds completing their vows.
"You may kiss the Bride..." spoke the priest. And Roark put his arms around Kynim as she did the same for him. There were many cheers in the crowd upon the kiss and that was my cue to get the tempo humming. I heard them talking as I waited for the right time to strike...
"And it's gonna be a full moon at the reception, just the way I like my sunday nights." Spoke Kynim.
"I made sure to get the best fireworks for tonight," Roark added in a matter-of-fact tone of voice. "And just think, we're both members of the League, of course we'd be ready for any-"
"We're Sex Bob-Omb! One! Two! Three! Four!"
The Guitar Rhythm and Xylophone Melody roared through the Altar, the sound of drums filled the air and my voice rang its sweet and graceful tones as I belted out the song from an Anime about Magical Lesbians.
The Reception
We played a few more songs before the reception, I did one with a high voice, and one with a low voice, damn this morph has quite the range.
Chapter 10: The Bloodshed
My name is Shakti
I speak for peace in a world that flees from it.
Chapter 11: The Trial
My name is Doofers
I act as a local Champion of Justice, Xavier is my detective, Liang my police contact, and my defense attorney in the case that things go sour as is the case for what recently led me here, Regina Hawkins.
"Regi, I don't know how you do it!" I declared with delight.
Chapter 12: The Whithered
My name is Alex.
I just got the news from Kynim.
One of her Pokémon had Alzheimer's Syndrome.
Annie.
She had been wilting and whithering since before the pregnancy and I knew she wouldn't be too long for this world. And that's why I came, to see her again.
Make her apparent final moments meaningful.
I looked at the box in my hand and the tickets in my pocket. They were to a big-name tourist destination: Lugia Lofts. Record-Breaking Rollercoasters, Fanciful Entertainment, Wall-to-Wall Shopping, all for a low, low price.
I walked in to see her dulled leaves decorate her whithered head, the more than half her majestic greens having turned sickly shades of brown. It was a struggle to even open her eyes as I approached her.
"Hello, kind sir... I take it you are the doctor..." she said, her memory fading fast.
"Yes..." I lied straight to her face, "And it's time for your morning stretches..."
"Oh... Okay..." Said Annie, confused as to where she was.
"Now, I want you to invision yourself among the human race as a beautiful young woman." I advised to her, "and then Imagine yourself growing bigger as you keep that Image close in your head"
"I think I saw a face somewhere in the Elite Four..." she said, "She had a silvery voice and a head of white hair."
"Yes!" I said as I clutched onto her feet with a finger and a thumb for each one. "Now keep that picture in your head, and at the same time... Imagine yourself growing bigger than any Roserade you know!"
She closed her eyes as her wrinkled face grew firmer and paler as leaves and petals dissasembled themselves into countless strands of white hair.
"and you're growing and you're growing..." I whispered to the Roserade as I focused on her legs and feet. "There we go..."
As her feet climbed in shoe size I went from two fingers to three fingers before moving to the full hand. Her outspread legs lengthened themselves as the calves and thighs grew in girth. And with this view, I caught a glimpse her green leaves retreating to the loins. getting thinner and thinner before becoming a small patch of lime-green Pubic Hair.
"Oh, your tummy's a bit round there..." I added, which triggered the torso's changes. hips and shoulders broadened in unison as her waist tensed up to provide slight abdominal muscles to match her toning arms. the final step was seeing her brittle lungs grow stronger and healthier as I watch the newly morphed mounds on her chest grow to pointed cones, to A-Cup and finally B-Cup breasts. She opened her eyes to reveal the familiar burning crimson that felt like a fire ready to burn into the night.
Memory
"A... Alex?" She was remembering my face... that meant she was starting to remember everything else!
Chapter 13: The Baby
My name is Gohan.
And today is the day I have to go nothlit and leave my battling days behind me just like everybody else.
Natali had already gone Nothlit due to Fantina's Fight with us and naturally acted as our ambassador to Cynthia, who had taken her in as a Personal Secretary.
Regina went first not by choice, per se, but simply because I didn't pull out in time. To put it bluntly, I got her pregnant and that made her a nothlit automatically. Now taking care of twins, she now has a relatively upscale job in Unova as a defense attorney, often times asking me to go Nothlit to support our children. Man, is she going to be happy after today.
The first one of us to chose was, believe it or not, Shakti, she believes enlightenment is seeing the world through the eyes of a mortal being such as a human being and improve the lives of humans who live amongst them, she now travels the world to find the most kind and caring individuals out there and fights for the rights of underprivileged sociologies.
Alex was aiming to be a Gym Leader at one point, but the way his Dedenne looked, it was just about ready to kick the bucket. He naturally realized the short lifespan of Mouse Pokémon in comparison to his human form and has gone to medical school as a safety net for when the Gym Leader thing doesn't go over well...
One of the longest holdouts was Annie, watching her petals wilt and whither over the seasons was a rather depressing sight... but that's just how it is, I guess. I honestly thought that Annie would accept her death, but last week, I saw a photo online with herself in Human Morph with Yvette, Alex and Kynim at the hospital. She looked more Vibrant and energetic than she had ever been in her life. I never seen anyone so excited to go Nothlit... And that's coming from the girl who, as a Rosellia, grieved for a Haunter as it faded away.
Speaking of which, Yvette became a member of the Witness Protection Agency and would often help out in creating new legal identities for each of us. The sight of an ID in Annie's Hand was all the proof I needed of my current status.
Chip... or Charlotte as she's more commonly known, had become a successful Pop Star via Reality TV and is now branching out into a career in acting with dreams of becoming a star in a multi-film franchise. With the lofty build she's morphed, it'd probably be a snap.
Mel was just on of those guys who unconsciously ran up the clock and is now paying the price for it. She works as a stunt double for numerous female actors in Unova, she's currently angling to get a full-on acting career going with Maximus' funding.
Yeah, Maximus wanted to take advantage of the stock market. So he wound up accepting the startup money to invest in budding businesses and trading stocks into progressively bigger companies, with his goal being the purchase of Viacom. What he wants with the butt monkey of the entertainment industry is anyone's guess.
Tiffany's doing alright, after the scars she faced in the war, she's still the same Gyrados I've known throughout the past five years.
Liang was naturally aiming to be a lawman, much to the surprise of everyone, the guy who was against this mindless war with Neo-Galactic was now among the many enforcers of the law that demanded it.
Diana took up the last name Killagan in memory of her 'Father' and has served in a war or two before a talk with Shakti made her realize the error of killing innocent lives for the sake of a pointless conflict. She is now going to Medical School to hopefully get a degree and ultimately make up to those she had slaughtered.
and Vivi? Well, ever since it's become tradition for elder trainers and their Pokémon to start new lives, be it the trainer giving up on a league challenge or just the fact that some of their companions grow old faster than others. This has given rise to Gijinkaization: the process of registering a Pokémon as a legal human being. She is a Gijinkaization instructor who is paid to walk them through the procedure, touching the cube, sampling humans, morphing a body and then waiting for the clock to run out with family and other morphers.
Timeline
- Kynim - 16 (Her Initial Journey) 18 (Neo-Galactic) 20 (Birth of Nina)
- Gohan - 11 (Chimchar) 15 (Monferno) 18 (Infernape)
- Regina - 8 (Starly)
- Josie - 16 (Geodudette) 21 (Graveler + Golem) 22 (Birth of Nina, went Nothlit 7 month prior)
- Mel - 10 (Zubat) 14 (Golbat) 17 (Crowbat) 20 (Birth of Nina, went nothlit three years prior)
- Chip - 7 (Start) 13 (Elite Four) 16 (Neo-Galactic Wars) 18 (Went nothlit the year before)
- Xander - 15 (Buizel) 18 (Neo Galactic War, Went Nothlit the year prior) 21 (Nina's Birth)
Myths of Unova
Chapter 1: Birthday
My name is Nina.
Today is my eighteenth birthday.
My friends are coming in right on time, meaning that Uncle Gohan shouldn't be too far behind.
Chapter Z: The Vengeance
KyNim
My name is Ky-Nim.
And there's going to be hell to pay.
See, Team Peta here has gone from protesting at Gyms to stealing and yes, even murdering Pokémon in cold blood. And of course my own daughter would be among the main targets as I was a renowned champion at the time.
I got Gohan out of retirement, Called in Diana to do her wrecking thing, and my husband's navigating me throughout the base. Simple search and rescue business, right?
Oh, it was. Until I met a certain grunt.
I clobbered her Emboar and clocked her Reuniculus, But then I ran into a Bronzong... Probably Imported from Sinnoh. Purugly, then Skuntank. I was on a Roll, until I got to her Golem.
It was level 64, had nothing but anger in its eyes, and it had a flower in her head.
Josie's flower.
I kicked the Golem in the face and started punching the mook in the face over and over until the helmet fell from her crown to reveal her bruised smile. "So... The prodigal girl returns, eh..."
"Mars?"
"Deep down, I knew... that seeing a familiar face's... unforfilled promise... would ultimately get to you..." Her hair had grayed a fair bit, and there were plenty of wrinkles lining her once-beautiful face. "At least you'll be getting your front-row seat to Team Galactic's Destiny!"
"Seriously?" I complained aloud to the admin-turned-pawn, I knew my Team Galactic and they naturally faded back out of the limelight alongside that surge of popularity Lady Gaga experienced back in the day. "Since when does you sneaking your way into the ranks of Team Peta-"
"Oh, not just me, dear champion." spat the coward as she lay fainting... "But Jupiter as well, all by the orders of our Master Cyrus."
My mind raced to the utter hell raised in Sinnoh, and the brand that, once clensed of its memer stench, cost us plenty of good men and their Pokémon, including quite a few of my own.
Team Neo-Galactic
"No."
Nina
My name is Nina.
And the last thing I wanted out of my situation was a lecture from the guy who killed me.
- Pick clean the bones of Pokémon caught in the sea or stream.
- Thank them for the meals they provide, and pick their bones clean.
- When the bones are as clean as can be, set them free in the water from which they came.
- The Pokémon will return, fully fleshed, and it begins anew.
Mimi... Jordan... I am so sorry... I know how much that Joltik means to you, but please forgive me for losing him to this... Thing!
At least he can meet his 'daddy'...
- There lived a Pokémon in a forest.
- In the forest, the Pokémon shed its hide to sleep as a human.
- Awakened, the human dons the Pokémon hide to roam villages.
Jojo, Rex, Laila... It's all my fault... Maybe if I were a stronger trainer then maybe I wouldn't be seeing your corpses kicked around by N's jerk of a dad.
- There once were Pokémon that became very close to humans.
- There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table.
- It was a time when there existed no differences to distinguish the two.
"N...Nina..."
Zach! All I could do was reach for him from my spot on the floor as our blood and the blood of the others laced the incarved markings of the floor. Ghetsis could only laugh at the pathetic state I was in.
"And these clowns believed them all to be true and blindly obeyed the commands I had ordered." Gloated Ghetsis, his face melting away to reveal a balding head with the last outlines of baby blue on the back of his hair. "Revenge certainly is all the sweeter when you're the only one in on the Joke."
N was dumbfounded by the man's sudden change in hairdo and asked the obvious question: "What are you and what have you done to my Father!?"
"Not much, just kept him quiet in regards to my plan, you see." The balding man continued as his arm began to morph into that of a Scyther, aiming to attack. "In fact... He's right over here!"
Impaled in the stomach by a Scyther's blade thrust by a Ditto morph, N was sent flying towards the final pedestal where he met his frozen father one last time.
Is it me, or are the lights reflected off the ice a lot shinier than they should be?
Glancing around the room, I notice that there were these metal cages on each side which contained each of the four legendary Pokémon of Sinnoh: Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Arceus...
In that moment, I recognized who he was.
In that moment, I knew it was the guy who decimated my home.
"And now all that's left is to claim my prize and erase this now meaningless world from the face of time!" and just like that, the machinery began to whirr and the electric currents erupted through their bodies and mine. I could feel him ripping my soul from body, being consumed by his hatred for the world, for humanity, for my mom.
I saw a blurry image of a blue haired figure in the distance, it was distorted but I could make out the voice that was calling to me. "N--AAA!!!!!"
M...Mom, I'm so sorry...
"You are too late!" He cried, "The proceedure has already begun!"
He was right, and I was not alone. With each passing second, I saw my friends suddenly burst into gushes of paint-like energy flowing into Ghet-no... Cyrus...
Bianca, Cheren, Juniper, Alder...
I failed...
Cyrus
My name is Cyrus,
And Vengeance is finally mine for once...
I generated a mirror of water to gaze upon my reflection, and starring back was a marvel of a god. My legs were as long as the river of time, my arms were as strong as the vacuum of space, my chest had six new arms to reach beyond my world, and the wings were fit to make lesser gods kneel!
Kneel before King Nindocyrus!
"What have you done..."
That voice... I glanced at the source to reveal the woman whom had thwarted my ambitions twice before. {How? I have absorbed the universe and every atom, neuron and experience to ever had existed. You should not be real!}
"And yet, I am! Care to explain why that is?!" She roared at me, having heard my telepathic words. "Why am I alive and yet everyone else is dead!"
{So I can see you suffer and mourn the family that I had devoured alongside you and every other speck of the universe!} I gloated with such sadistic pleasure that would make my court of mortals cower in fear!
"Well, it is obviously working. I'm pretty damn pissed that I can never see my friends or my family ever again and if we're being perfectly honest with each other..." responded Kynim. "I'm not even afraid of you anymore."
{What!?}
"In fact, with this: your most successful plan ever. You've done something pretty goddamn stupid." stated she in a matter-of-fact sort of tone. "So stupid, in fact, that I am left to pity you...
{Why?}
"I pity you because out of all the souls you could have brought from your core, you chose me because you believe that you had needed a hint of confirmation that you have claimed your godhood and destroying me would naturally be the perfect way to do so..." Sneered the Champion of the non-existant thought once known as Sinnoh, "But deep down, you are afraid of who I am or what I might pull so you bring me back to see if I'd merely cry over my deceased daughter. I won't stop the tears, but I wll stop you for the same reason you brought me back into being: ...because you Fear me."
{King Nindocyrus shall not be pitied!! King Nindocyrus knows no fear! You dare stand against a God?!} Tears appeared to be gathering in her eyes, but they still displayed a fierce fire within it.
"I see no god but a petty old Pokémon pretending to be one!" What! Me, a Pokémon? Then if she has...
No...
No!
"You can guess how this is going to end the second you see this:" She tossed her Master Ball towards my being and I felt the energy tear me apart atom by atom to be condensed into pure data as is the fate of all Pokémon.
{NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
I was trapped, sealed away in the most common of prisons. And I could feel my consciousness slipping away.
My past experiences, my current identity, my newest ideals,
Washing away like sauce on a soaked shirt.
There is no doubt about it...
My mind is going...
I can feel it...
I'm ah...
...fraid.
Roy
My name is not your concern...
My concern is the presence of a guest who has surrounded herself in Unown.
Did Arceus invite her?
I can sense his essence, but Palkia's and Dialgia's are in the exact same point, I think there might even be a Giratina... Which means that fool actually went through with his plan to eat the world.
It was rather rude of him to absorb four legendary Pokémon at one moment for that one counterproductive goal... But now that he's turned himself into a... Nindocyrus, was it... he wound up ensnared in something far worse than a mere trip to Punishland: Twas caught in a Master Ball and stripped of his memory and identity, leaving him without a trace of the human fool he used to be...
What a depressing waste of a perfectly good soul.
Oh, well...
Perhaps the Unown have an idea or two to fix things up.
Oh, her. She'll do.
"Consider this your ultimate time-out, Goten." the lady with the 'Nindocyrus' stated before aiming her attention to my presence. Startled at first, she was soon told of my role here by the Unown that helped the now deceased (at the moment) Arceus build the world she called home. "What do you want?"
I extended my arms to pass her the collection of games I have laid out before her, from the original Kanto Data with a mere 151 specimen inside the ecosystem to the latest model of the Alola Region where the cumulation of 20 years of effort and appreciation was pooled together into an unforgettable experience...
She felt nervous of what she'd choose, but then she thinks of some folk tales that she had heard in her homeland of Pokémon becoming human and man marrying Pokémon. All that sort of creationist nonsense that went into creating the old world...
Slowly, she narrowed her choices to the Blue X and the Crescent Moon. But still, she felt unsure of her decision.
Ultimately she touched th3@&$%#
Andy
"WAAKEY, WAAAKEY, EGGS N' BAAAAKEEEEY!!!!"
A kick to the face was all it took to knock me clean off my bed. I struggled to get up as I stared back at the flirty young girl perched on my window. Her outfit was a gray and red cloak over a white tee and gray jorts.
"Gimme a break, Nat." I scratched my bruised scalp in an awkward expression of surprise, struggling to get up and out of my pajamas.
"You do realize that your big ol' journey across Kalos is today, right?" she grinned.
"How can I forget..." I smiled, putting on my favorite t-shirt.
"Andy, did I hear Natalie's little wake-up call?" Mom's voice rung loud and clear. So I got my backpack and scaled the stairs in a huff...
"Coming, Mom!" I rushed to the dining room table to find a plate of bacon strips atop some scrambled eggs, I took the bacon weave off and started to scarf down the yolk-based protein as I looked to the woman who gave me life. She always had that blue ribbon in her beach blonde hair, a reminder of dad. He was an image of strength and willpower to me, even when the best shift I could do was a small, pathetic Joltik. Though my Galvantula shift wasn't all that much better, I still know that out there, Dad was proud of me...
I rushed out the door to begin my Pokémon Journey. A spring in my step and a wide smile on my face.
Zach
History Class was boring.
History Class at Homeroom was the pits.
But that didn't stop Rex from asking Jojo to walk us through the impact Team Plasma had on the past hundred years.
"See, when the Castle Harmonia ascended into the sky, All forms of life blended together into a pool of life when the world was born anew." Jojo explained from her table on the side of the patio. "But among them were Pokémon reborn in the shape of man and humans-"
"reborn with the powers of Pokémon, and the world changed to reflect that." I sighed in boredom. "That's pretty much basic knowledge, Teach."
- Humans and Pokémon are now one.
Infinite Loops
iIVtruder Z.E.R.O.
It begins with the Kids Next Door branch melting into a bloblike cancer on Yggdrasil. It is suspected that this is the work of a newly-awakened Grandfather from that branch.
Madoka
It was a Doctor Who loop, Madoka was subbing for Clara in the Twelfth Doctor era
- My mind is clearer now.
- At last, all too well,
- I can see
- where our tree
- soon will be
- If you strip away
- the Moff from the Man
- you would see
- what our tree
- soon will be
Madoka rushes to the console room where her Anchor is playing on his signature guitar.
- DOCTOR!
- You've started to believe
- the memes they make of you
- You really do believe
- That Moffat shlock is True!
- And all the good you've done
- Will soon get swept away
- Your legacy now matters more
- Than the things you say!
Madoka kneels from atop the stairs.
- Listen, Doctor, I don't like what I see
- All I ask is that you listen to me
- And remember,
- You've been fit for the loops all along.
- You have set the world on fire
- SuperWhoLock, the new messiah
- Tumblr turns on you the day they're wrong.
Sarah Jane Smith entered the TARDIS through the doors and began to sing along.
- I remember when your story began
- 1963, we called you a man!
- And believe me, Our admiration for you hasn't died.
The Doctor is performing for a crowd of his entourage. River Song, Madame Vastra, Jenny, Strax, and Nardol
- But E-e-e-e-every step you take today
- Just drags you down, and regulates
- repetition is how he keeps warm.
Madoka marched out the door with Sarah Jane. She had decided to visit the Victorian Era: A time of snowy days and Charlie Dickens
- Verity, your famous son
- should have stayed the great unknown
- educating commonwood
- He'd of made good.
- Science Facts and Alphabets
- Might have suited that show best
- Steve wouldn't have cause you harm
- No one alarm.
Madoka leaps atop the roof with Sarah Jane joining the admin with a grappling hook in her hand.
- Listen Doctor, do you care for my chase.
- Yggdrasil needs to keep things in place
- but it's occupied.
- Don't you get how down broken they are?
- I am frightened by the crowd.
- The hate is getting much too loud.
- Netflix'll crush you if you fall too far.
- If we faaa-aaall too faaaa-aaa-aaaar!
Apparently this was a Multi-Doctor story as the Second, Seventh and Eleventh Doctor was facing off against an ice sculpture of the witch Ocktavia. Guess who was puppeteering them all. Here's a hint, she's started smooching the Eleventh Doctor in front of the robot friends who looped in the place of Handles. The prior doctors promptly shoo her away, Seventh dueling umbrellas with her.
"Oh, my gitty aunt." The Second Doctor and the robotic natives of the Satellite of Love looked in fear as the woman traded blows with his later self. "Is that really-??"
"Yes." The Eleventh rubbed his cheeks in shock and terror. "I have just been kissed... by the Master."
"Gods, My oldest friend and most persistent rival," The youngest point in the time lord's existence stood in fear of what was happening. "He basically up and regenerated into..."
"Evil Rose Tyler!" Crow T. Robot's piercing words made his brother in comedic arms rush towards a trash bin to vomit gumballs out of disgust as Sarah Jane and Madoka began to prance around the three TARDISes parked out back.
- Listen, Doctor, to the warning we give!
- Please remember that all wanna live!
- But it's hard to see the fandom
- Shrinkering with every hour!
- The Tumblrettes are blind!
- Too many triggers on their mind!
- Moffat's ego made his words turn sour!
- His written words have gone Sooooouuuuuur!!!
The two companions rush into their home TARDIS as the Twelfth Doctor's entourage march out with the old scotsman.
- Listen, Doctor, to the warning we give!
- Please remember that all wanna live!
- Come on! Come on!
- He won't listeeeen to me! Aaaaaahhhhh!!
The two continued to cry out in vain to the lord of time, who stood blissfully unaware of the damage done by Moffat's meandering run over the past seven years of the show. Both parties were naturally unaware of the looming shadow to come that would push the doctor and his fellow loopers closer together.
Nigel
Numbuh One was rushing to the bridge of the Moonbase, making sure to take down as many Senior Citizombies as he could come across. Yes, It was one of those particular loops that made you pine for a loop into Equestria. Twas bad enough that this was an Operation Z.E.R.O. loop, but the fact that it was a read-only loop with the rest of his team unawake made things just as difficult as it was long ago. The only thing he had were ice powers and ageless practice, but the upside to this was that he found that Numbuhs 358 and 2:41 were fellow loopers and thus were more than capable of surviving the onslaught of ageification.
It also helps that there's also an extra boost in strength to counter Grandfather.
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"Thank you for the assistance, Numbuh 360:42."
"Garnet will do."
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[Steven Universe][Uncle Grandpa]
A sudden chill crept up my ethereal spine, causing me to drop my controller and grant my son the opportunity to spike my character down the pit, winning the round.
'GAME!'
"And Steven Universe claims the championship from her mother in a surprise clutch!" Uncle Grandpa's cheering gave light to the relatively smaller moment at hand. "What are you going to do next?"
"You're going to get the Admins!" I stood to my son.
"But Mom, I just managed to get you here! The Real You!"
"C'mon, Rose." Retorted U.G. "This is an opportunity to catch up with the real world."
"First, I already have an opportunity to catch up, acting as half of your own son will do that." I rustled Steven's hair. "Second, I sense something terrible has happened."
"She's not wrong." U.G. dug up a TV showing the world tree Yggdrasil, a branch flashing bright red and melting into a molten moss-like substance. "Kids Next Door is no more..."
"I think you'd know if it were!" Pizza Steve was in his 'Pizza Steven Universe' garb. Holding a Box of Cartoon Network DVDs from a Hub loop. "Go on, check it."
I started skimming throughout each of the shows, tracing my fingers across each show to find the world that was lost. It was then that Lapis entered the Room, decked out in full Momswap garb, clearly acting as the Amethyst of the group. "What's up, Doc."
"We're looking for Kids Next Door DVDs."
Timmy
It was a relatively unique experience for the fairy godchild to loop into the show that killed its home franchise for a spell, especially when he's subbing for one of the digidestined.
Yuki
It's always the same damn game over and over.
Doctor Gero
The Mad Scientist stepped forward, looking above his head to find a swarm of 2600 Unown overseeing their captor. He takes his seat to find that nine vulture-like creatures were beginning to march ever closer to the table.
- Great Grandfather
- The Skeksis wait for you.
- Your MLEs
- and pawns exist for you.
The shadowy Grandfather, the Sector V husks newly integrated into his body, leaned forward.
- Now, gentlemen
- You know why we are here.
- We've not much time
- We've quite a problem here.
The voices of the Unown chant in rhyme and unison.
- This world is old and worn
- the fabric shall be torn
- the ending of the first
- shall make our bubble burst
- the tree will not survive
- this game you want to try
- To save the tree afar
- we need a superstar
Their words grew swifter with each rhyme as papers fell from the sky, each one landing onto the table. One of Doctor Gero's androids lay headfirst on the table lamenting the danger that lay in store for them, indicating a strong hunch of something terrible ready to transpire.
"'Doctor Pinkie?!'" Read Starscream, armored with the kibbles and bits from Knightbrace. "Senior Citizombified Pinkie Clone in the fridge of the Party Star appears to be made from molten carbon and...Tapioca Pudding."
"No way out."
Next was the towering powerhouse Android 14, who read the headline on his paper as best as anyone could with a broken sound driver.
"No way out!"
"NO WAY FUCKING OUT!"
- Listen to the ruckus
- for the world you had to eat
- The Admins up in arms
- Loopers marching to our feet
- This is Dangerous!
- (Infinite Loops, Innortal Superstars)
- This is Dangerous!
--
- Yggdrasil is waking up
- more loopers for support
- The tree knows of your mission
- and it wants us to abort
- This is Dangerous!
- (Infinite Loops, Innortal Superstars)
- This is Dangerous!
Andy
Hello, Disney loops! One is pleased to announce a deliciously hot idea to celebrate Toy Story 4 dropping in 2019! Unnecessary, yes. Unworthy of notice? Well, I wouldn't be doing this drabble if that were the case so... Here ya go.
[Toy Story][_i___o_ _ea___]
My name is Andy.
To say that repeating the past decade of my life three times over would be the least weird aspect of my life would be a bit of an understatement.
It all began when I drove up to the college. It was a new chapter of my life, one I was more than happy to begin.
I wake up.
My eyes dart around the bedroom, the wallpaper was blue, had clouds, full of board games and toys.
Toys I clearly didn't have anymore.
I reached out for my phone, struggling to stretch out my arm before picking up a phone... Not mine in particular, but an actual iPhone like mom uses on a regular basis. I looked into the screen and saw my seven year old face, A face I haven't seen in almost eleven years.
I naturally dropped the phone and felt my face, chubby and undefined. I heard a baby start bawling in the background, I looked to the crib. Was that Molly? I couldn't believe when I was at first, but then my eyes darted to the phone, its screen glowing with the words 'User is Awake'
I reached for the phone but I was predictably stopped by my mom. "Andy, don't tell me baby woke you up..."
"I'm fine, mom." I clutched my throat, same boyish voice, same boyish body, I'd check everywhere but that would raise eyebrows, mainly from mom.
"I suppose baby Molly needs a quick changing is all." I chuckled to myself, of course Molly would be stuck in the Crib. "Just get some sleep, Andy. Wouldn't want the birthday boy dozing off in front of his friends, do you."
I tucked myself in a bit tighter than usual, I figured I might want to figure out what sent me back. What exactly was this phone, and why is it here with me.
I played along with the reset timeline, opening my presents, playing with my toys, hanging with friends, all while writing my thoughts on the phone. I made sure to hide it whenever possible, though it did help that no one would even know what an iPhone was at the time. As I grew back up, I documented the goings on of my life, even learning fencing in high school.
Applejack
Tinkles
Doctor Gero
The Mad Scientist stepped forward, looking above his head to find a swarm of 2600 Unown overseeing their captor. He takes his seat to find that nine vulture-like creatures were beginning to march ever closer to the table.
- Great Grandfather
- The Skeksis wait for you.
Rainbow Dash
Snake
Summer
Pinkie
Riley
Xion
Wan
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
TOM
"Your wish is my command, bud." I reached out into my Subspace Pocket, and pulled out the Wand. The golden star's luminescent glow enveloping us both as I activated its magic. "Don't say I didn't warn ya."
Instantaniously, I saw the holographic representation of the world tree decorate itself with a whole plethora of the ships pocketed from each of his many attempts on my life.
"WHAT!?"
I felt the tremors growing stronger as each explosion drew closer to The World that Never Was, shaking the foundation we were standing on. I de-activated my optics and displayed an image of Kamina and me welcoming Spike to Pinkie's good ol' Party Star. If I'm goin' out, I'm gonna need a good image to go out on.
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"So you're saying that we all have access to his advanced cyborg intellect from being extensions of his consciousness as well as his ability to loop?" asked the blob wearing the flesh of the ageified narwal man, the fellow puppet nodded with agreement as the narwal puppet glanced to the Buffalo-headed puppet "An excellent deduction, wouldn't you think Mister Wink."
"Indubitably, Mister Fibb."
"So all life in their entire universe are gonna start looping if and when the you-know-who ends up destroyed?" Questioned Android 13.
"Run for your li001011-010011-00001-
[ERROR: TOTAL SYSTEM CRASH]
Korra and Roxxy's Dimmsdale Daze
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Korra's eyes snapped open to find herself beside Zuko, Aang's Zuko. Clearly Kya's experience towards the possibility of meeting past versions of loved ones was not really unfounded.
"Oh, uh... Hey, Fire Lord- er... Prince Zuko." Korra stumbled with the terminology to the Fire Lord's embarrasment.
"Just Zuko will do..." he muttered to the newer of the two looping Avatars. "I don't really think my title holds weight here."
"Right... Well, according to my Drazzl alerts, we've managed to get warped into a Fairly Oddparents loop where everything is the same except kids spew out the cheesy slang that executives assumed they'd say over the past three decades..." Korra then stepped towards the stairs with Zuko. "If this is one of those babysitting gigs that Vicky doesn't necessarily feel like doing, then-"
"Mommy! Mommy!"
Two young children began approaching down the stairs on pogo sticks. One had firey red hair as she donned a Khaki blouse above survival shorts and boots. "Mommy! I flushed my sunday shoes down the toilet, It was Jawsome!"
The boy followed suit, blonde, had a hat straight from Indy's closet while donning full Croc Hunter garb like the late Steve Irwin. "Mommy, she plucked my eyebrows! It was Dudical!"
As they passed them by, they turned around to find two teenagers who have immediately been soaked in toilet water with the young man's foot comedically crushed by the newly detached toilet. After a scream of sheer pain from the fire lord, the girl states the obvious: "You're not mommy."
"Course not, I'm your sitter who still cannot believe this world's on its tenth season expansion!" Korra cursed under her breath for how Spongebob-ish the show's become before putting on the best false smile she was willing to dignify this particular episode with. "But I'm here to bring you along to Mommy, because she can't stay mad at your age appropriate whimsy. Unlike her Mom and Dad and especially my old man, she is a Fun Parent!"
"Her kids are my kind of people, whoever she might be!" Chester had probably rushed in answering a ping that Zuko probably launched to get the toilet off his toes. "Dimmsdale Daze, Here we come!"
"You've got to apologize for my friend, he's too easily excitable for traditional introductions." The Bald Kid, african-american in nature. He donned gray jeans, black shoes and a blue sweatervest to accentuate his intellect. "I'm AJ, the thing that just left is my friend Chester. I take it you're from another universe and are visiting for the loop?"
"Yeah, you could say that..." shrugged the Avatar as she kneeled before the boy and extended her hand. "I'm Korra. You've probably got some science-y thing to fix the toilet independently from you due to Chester's urge to drag you into Dimmsdale Daze?"
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Wolf's Rain
You guys recognize Keiko Nobumoto for Cowboy Bebop most likely, and it is renowned for being a masterpiece, why do you think we have the whole Bebop crew looping? And it is very hard to top that masterpiece, just ask Samurai Champloo! So when I found these Infinite Loop threads, there was always an itch in the back of my mind to make her Champloo loop.
[Wolf's Rain][Cowboy Bebop]
No matter how far you walk, It's always the same road.
Never has this been more true than the thousand years I've spent repeating the same journey over and over again with little variation and few cycles of success. Some times, I am a wolf, others, I am a man. More often than not, the people I meet are reset to that day without any memory of what we've been through throughout the search.
Slowly, but surely, they started to remember the endless cycle of paradise one by one. First Tsume awoke, he found himself as a man working as a guard for Harmona's chamber. Then came Blue who awoke as a detective, cue a small child bringing up something called 'Blue's Clues' in a dance of age-appropriate whimsy. Toboe was next to awaken, having lived a full life before looping back to the pup he was. And the final piece of the puzzle was currently a street magician and hypnotist turned 'space cowboy' of the notorious Bebop crew...
Yes, earth was more or less on her deathbed following the incident which resulted in earth being abandoned by two thirds of the population.
