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:Stewie Griffin: Brian, We could spend the rest of our lives here! It's Perfect! | :Stewie Griffin: Brian, We could spend the rest of our lives here! It's Perfect! | ||
:Brian Griffin: Sounds good to me, there doesn't seem to be a thing wrong with this place! | :Brian Griffin: Sounds good to me, there doesn't seem to be a thing wrong with this place! | ||
| - | :Sekai Montague: I wouldn't say it's perfect, Like I said, it's a Sterotypical Disney Universe depicted in a Parody Skit, The script makes it clear that a Comedian Wrote this because he put in the most horrendous stereotype ever attached to us which will show itself in three, two, one, (Opens the Door for Mort Goldman) Engage! | + | :Sekai Montague: I wouldn't say it's perfect, Like I said, it's a Sterotypical Disney Universe depicted in a Parody Skit, The script makes it clear that a Comedian Wrote this because he put in the most insulting, horrendous and overall despicable stereotype ever attached to us which will show itself in three, two, one, (Opens the Door for Mort Goldman) Engage! |
| + | :Mort Goldman: Hello Everybody! | ||
| + | :All: JEWWWWWWW!!!! (Benswela Drags in Mort with her tentacles so the Disney Stereotypes can beat the smeg out of Mort, The splatters of blood landing on Sekai's open umbrella.) | ||
| + | :Mickey Mouse: (Facepalm and then says in the style of Keenan Thompson) Whyyy!? | ||
| + | :Sekai Montague: So to denounce this ruinous rumor the joker probably spread and to keep you tuned to channel, We've devised a crackpot scheme to get you back in the Disney Mood after this ongoing mess. Called Disney's Folly at one Point, I know quite a few movies that deserve that Title. Uh, guys, could you get me to the Toy Box cause I cant do the show in my Spiderman Pajamas! | ||
| + | :Stewie Griffin: Alright, I'll push the thing and Drop you off. | ||
| + | :Sekai Montague: Can I do the Honors? | ||
| + | :Stewie Griffin: Suit Yourself. | ||
| + | :Sekai Montague: After you recover from the shock and awe this 'comedian' wrote, please do stick around for the one that started it all: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. | ||
| + | :The three are warped away by Tinker Bell, Cue Mort's Corpse. | ||
===Closing Segment=== | ===Closing Segment=== | ||
Revision as of 19:35, 20 January 2014
Contents |
Season 1
1: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Opening Segment
1
- Bob Iger: Hello and welcome to yet another instance of the tried and true Disney Tradition of the basic TV anthology. But we're about moving forward around here, so this time, we have a hostess instead of myself, the head of the company. Here to explain is John Vignocchi of Avalanche Software.
- John Vignocci: Thank you, Mr Iger. Tonight we draw back the curtain on the latest and greatest concoction of the Disney Infinity Team, a fantastic new character, unique to the whole of Disney as she essentially represents the spirit of Disney and the many hearts we've nurtured over the ninety years we've existed dispite the nineteen years she appears to be. As we step into the Disney Infinity Toy Box Together, I must warn you. She can get a little tenacious at times and has a bit of an Ego Problem so just bare with her. With that said, let's begin.
- (Iris Out)
2
- We cut to the Toy Box as a sleeping Sekai Montague lay on a hammock with her face covered in a Toy Catalogue.
- Announcer: And now, your hostess: Sekai Montague... uh, Your hostess: Sekai Montague... oh, for the love of- Wake Up!
- Sekai wakes up
- Sekai Montague: W-What! What's going on?
- Announcer: Mr. Iger wants you to host the show!
- Sekai Montague: What Shoooooohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! ohmygod! I'm actually talking to you humans in Person...Sorta... So what do I do?
- Announcer: Entertain them.
- Sekai Montague: Well how the Shell do I do that?
- In teleport Stewie and Brian (Family Guy)
- Brian Griffin: What the hell, what's happened to us?
- Stewie Griffin: I don't know but suddenly I feel all warm and fuzzy.
- Sekai Montague: Life's good to me sometimes, Just ask Marvel and Lucasfilm. In an animated Disney...Well any thing, we expect nothing but the very best animators both in two-dimensional tv shows and three-dimensional movies and even when you repackage a stereotypical Disney parody into segment of a Disneyland-type variety show, they tend to cost serious spondoli if you catch my drift!
- Brian Griffin: Look, there's our house.
- We look at the Griffin residence as designed by the Disney Parody. They head forth into the house.
- Sekai Montague: Such fluid running animation can only come from our 2-D animation department which I'm still ticked off that we've closed down, thanks a lot, Potter. In days of old, they took a smegton of paper but should you modern day morons actually give 2-D imagery a chance, providing animation of this caliber is only an incredibly expensive piece of animation software and an even more expensive Tablet. They're both stuck to the Animator for life effectively lasting much longer in the long run than cutting down trees or worse, the Hanna-Barbera Repeat Bend. Whadiya think, Stewie?
- Stewie Griffin: *Laughing* Look how gayly we run!
- Stewie and Brian Tumble out of the doggie door and Sekai leaps in from an open window
- Sekai Montague: Mornin' Lois!
- Lois Griffin: Oh, Stewie and Brian, and look at you, Miss Montague, it's always a pleasure to see you!
- Sekai: Oh, c'mon, Lois, you're making me blush.
- Lois Griffin: Well, You've missed the Lasagna Sekai but you've made it just in time for pie!
- Peter Griffin: Did somebody say pie?
- in comes Peter and the Song finally begins.
- Peter: It's a Wonderful Day for Pie
- You can ask all the Birds in the sky
- Sekai: and they'll tell you real sweet
- With a musical tweet
- Twitter Bird (Voiced by Quagmire): It's a Wonderful Day for Pie!
- Kids: for Pie!
- Twitter Bird: for Pie!
- Lois Griffin: for Pie!
- Coffee Pot (Voiced by Joe Swanson): for Pie!
- Sekai: See, this wonderful song about pie and everything audio has to be recorded and paid for, The Voices, Musical Score, all the sound effects (tosses a Pie at a Tree, Besuela {an Ursula knockoff here, Meg Griffin being a Post-Tangled Rapunzel lookalike} cleans up the Cream Pie), all of it that you're hearin' on the speakers! Well, not all of 'it we've got a huge pile of stock sound effects on standby. Thank you Skywalker Sound and clearly my talking has left you dreaming in your sleep so let's get on with the show!
- Peter Griffin: It's a Wonderful Day for Pie
- Skunk (Voiced by Cleveland Brown): And it smells a lot better than I
- Mouse (Voiced by Adam West): Everyone in the House
- Peter Griffin: And this Adam West Mouse
- All: We all sing with glee
- Cause We all agree
- It's a wonderful day for pie
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, It's wonderful, Brian! Let's live in this universe!
- Brian Griffin: Gosh, it's pretty intoxicating, isn't it?
- Stewie Griffin: I want to hear more music about pie!
- Sekai Montague: How bout an extra set of lyrics about Pie!
- Peter Griffin: It's a Wonderful Day for Pie
- Mickey Mouse: And it's great knowing that we're alive
- Goofy: All the fellas ya meet
- Minnie Mouse: Anyone you find sweet
- Bees: The Bees making Honey
- Fozzie: All things that are Funny
- Sekai: The Smucks who owe Money
- Bunny (Voiced by Tom Tucker): This Tom Tucker Bunny
- All: We all sing with Glee
- Cause we all agree
- It's a Wonderful, Wonderful Day for Piiiiiiie!
- It Zooms headfirst from Disneyland towards the open front door of the Griffin residence.
- Old Hag (Voiced by Herbert): You want a Nice Shiny Red Apple to put in that pie?
- All: NO!
- (The Hag is pelted with Pie as Peter Slams the Door Shut.)
3
- Stewie Griffin: Brian, We could spend the rest of our lives here! It's Perfect!
- Brian Griffin: Sounds good to me, there doesn't seem to be a thing wrong with this place!
- Sekai Montague: I wouldn't say it's perfect, Like I said, it's a Sterotypical Disney Universe depicted in a Parody Skit, The script makes it clear that a Comedian Wrote this because he put in the most insulting, horrendous and overall despicable stereotype ever attached to us which will show itself in three, two, one, (Opens the Door for Mort Goldman) Engage!
- Mort Goldman: Hello Everybody!
- All: JEWWWWWWW!!!! (Benswela Drags in Mort with her tentacles so the Disney Stereotypes can beat the smeg out of Mort, The splatters of blood landing on Sekai's open umbrella.)
- Mickey Mouse: (Facepalm and then says in the style of Keenan Thompson) Whyyy!?
- Sekai Montague: So to denounce this ruinous rumor the joker probably spread and to keep you tuned to channel, We've devised a crackpot scheme to get you back in the Disney Mood after this ongoing mess. Called Disney's Folly at one Point, I know quite a few movies that deserve that Title. Uh, guys, could you get me to the Toy Box cause I cant do the show in my Spiderman Pajamas!
- Stewie Griffin: Alright, I'll push the thing and Drop you off.
- Sekai Montague: Can I do the Honors?
- Stewie Griffin: Suit Yourself.
- Sekai Montague: After you recover from the shock and awe this 'comedian' wrote, please do stick around for the one that started it all: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
- The three are warped away by Tinker Bell, Cue Mort's Corpse.
