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"Because I want to bring him along on my adventures and make sure he'll try to keep up! See the omniverse, meet new friends, find new things to do!" I explained proudly, before speaking the type of phrase parents dread: "and the only I can do that is if I get off this rock."
"Because I want to bring him along on my adventures and make sure he'll try to keep up! See the omniverse, meet new friends, find new things to do!" I explained proudly, before speaking the type of phrase parents dread: "and the only I can do that is if I get off this rock."
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This phrase made her wince in dissapointment and inevitability while all the Toys, Generics and Identities that came to the party were watching in disbelief as I had left the camera running as I argued with the Mother of the Metasphere herself...
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Perhaps calling my home Toy Box a rock was a bit much...
===Correct Spin Universe, Centuries into it's future but not many...===
===Correct Spin Universe, Centuries into it's future but not many...===

Revision as of 10:44, 3 August 2013

Contents

Arc 1: The Journey to Creanna

Chapter 1: Amnesia

Arc 2: A new life

And as we lay and reach the stars...

-Lone Ranger POV-

Tonto was parking the -Brand of car- when I saw a perculiar sight. It was Sekai alright, and this time she brought Captain Jack Sparrow along for the road which is startling because her relationship with Jack was rickety at best...

I heard a hiccup not from Tonto, but from Sekai... "You laced the Coke with Jack Daniels, Didn't you?" She asked with the last of her sober self's strength... huh, I should try to get Tonto say that last part five times fast one day, that's not bad...

"Whoa! Easy there, girl, PEGI 7 and all that..." The swashbuckling adventurer responded before shyly adding "but yeah, that's exactly what I've done."

The Girl wooted with her hands in the Air! "I love it! I drank an entire six pack of Bud Lite when watching a true box office disastrophe! Yeeeeee-Haaaw!" And with that, she cheerfully downed her beverage, so much for the last of her sober self's strength. Seriously, I gotta try that tongue twister trick sometime!

"Whoa! You've become quite the heavy drinker as of late!" exclaimed Captain Jack, amazed at how much Sekai had drank beforehand.

"C'mon Cap'n, It's Not like the Alcohol *hic* can kill us or anything..." Sekai reminded her comrade in play, It is true that we Plotworks can't die of alcohol poisoning. Hell, some of us tend to bathe or even shower in the stuff to polish plastic-like Sculpting of our Gingaranium bodies... "but it really fragging hurts in the morn!" *hic*

Somehow, I just had to confront her, ask her about what she's doing. "Hey, who's this fine lady sittin' with the Cap'n?"

"Oh! Hey, Johnny-boy. *hic* how's it hangin'?" Sekai greeted with that Drunken grin on her face.

That Nickname, It irritated me to no end... "I'd ask if you were waiting for the next Disney Movie but knowing what it is, that's clearly not the case."

"I'm stargazing, Come August 18th, Our side of the Metasphere's gonna seem a hell of a lot smaller. More Galaxies will be born from the hearts of new visitors, and with that, sir, comes the potential for more of you guys." The Potential for more of me seems ecstatic, yet a little eerie, and I chuckled at how dull a room full of Tontos could prove to be... "You can go ahead and check out what's in the theater if ya like, but dont fool yourselves by adding some of your own funds to your own performance because no money from here can be relayed to there"

Me and Tonto steadily walked closer to the box office, After an adventure or two in the Toy Box or his home Play Set, I'd check in on whatever struck my fancy. Today was a third urge to see my movie, a weak urge but an urge nevertheless...

What seemed offputting to me is that when I looked towards the barren night sky, clear of any skydome and then back down to Sekai and her thieving frienemy made me ponder all the flack my movie's been getting.

The generic cashier humbly welcomed us. "Welcome to Cinemark, how can I help you, sirs?" Tonto asked for two tickets to Lone Ranger and he was about to get them from the cashier but I stopped the generic's hand with a shot from a Goo Shrinker, another reason why life in the Toy Box is breathtaking no matter how ya slice it. I escorted Tonto to the Campsite to find the two have started a fire to roast Marshmallows they somehow got from the 'groceries' section of the Toy Catalogue. You are able to access the groceries section, right? Okay, so I muster enough courage together to ask "Hey There, Little Lady! Is there room for two more?"

Sekai set up two more Lawn Chairs from the Toy Catalogue for us as we made our way to the campfire with some instantly-summoned Restaurant-Style Tostitos and corresponding Salsa in hand. "So... *hic* What brings you to the campfire, dream cowboy?"

"It's just that..." I groaned in defeat "My movie...doesn't quite live up to my legend..."

"If movie-film taken into more respectful hands, Then movie-film wouldn't be 'box-office disastrophe'..." Tonto added, putting a bendy straw in his Alcoholic Soda. He had found himself thrust into the spotlight by this film but deep down, he regretted seeing our movie the second time around...

"Well, ya win some, ya lose some, eh." Jack replied with his face stuffed with tortilla chips, unphased by the movie's failure due to being in the Original Generation Starter Pack and of course, his big damn movie franchise. "Least I got a notable bloke out of the whole ordeal as handsome as myself..."

"I am not you, Captain. Nor an excuse for Johnny Depp to wear garb of our people in the most disgraceful manner imaginable!" argued Tonto "I am Me, I am Warrior, I am-"

"...a toy"

One look at who that voice belonged to left Tonto depressed by thinking about the guy... I can recall the events from when we were first opened, Tonto found himself shoulder to shoulder with a drunk ass pirate around his height. His movements were very over the top from what I can assume is his initial reaction to an Indian as in he had never seen one before. Tonto was slightly irked by the theiving seafarer from another playset and he hoped that the meeting was purely a coincidence...

Boy, did Miss Creanna prove us otherwise!

Back to the day at hand, Me and Tonto were trying our mitts on these s'mores that Sekai made for us. "Go ahead, you can try one if ya like."

"So what if your movie bailed big time at the Box-Office?" She inquired as I bit into the Marshmallow-Chocolate Center. "You made it into the Toy Box, that's gotta be worth something, right?"

And for that, I am alive...and glad of it! One of these days, I'll figure out how life's supposed to be around here... and who knows, maybe in the future someone would find the flick to be enjoyable as the old saying goes:

One man's trash is another man's treasure...

FIN

...we realise how small we are

Metasphere: August 17th, 2013, 11:57pm

-Sekai POV-

Stargazing seems to be kind of a thing with me as of late what with today's cosmic fireworks display going on in the metasphere, Y'know? I looked through the Telescope at like, 11:57 pm on August 17th through the Starter Pack boxes for Disney Infinity aka: the key to your own galaxy in the Metasphere. In fact, that's why I decided to try my mitts at hosting a live rendition of this weekly six-hour challenge called Toonami (With a Disneyfied waiting period, of course.)

I peeked through a telescope that showed the world to me through a specific box containing a Disney Infinity Starter Pack, It was dark with the only light emitted stemming from a five-sided drill atop a disc drive as the sound of a running engine filled the air. All these Inklings led me to figure out the exact box I found, It wasn't just a mere starter pack for Infinity, it was an Entire Nintega Suiite home console as pre-ordered by some shut-in donkus! I am dead serious, some guy paid half a thousand dollars for the must-have all-in-one home computer system of the year!

Okay, I'm going to go over the contents of this thing and just how much they cost on their own. Infinity's gonna set you back $60 out of it's individual $75 price while the Cars and Lone Ranger Playsets shave $15 off their conjoined Price, that makes $105, There's also the latest version of Sony Vagas for $130 making it $235 and for some odd reason, a copy of either Pokemon X or Y alongside Fire Emblem Awakening both being Nintendo 3DS games.

I dont know what's weirder, that there are two Nintendo Games here or that Pokemon X and Y is part of the pack dispite not going to be out for a couple of months... Perhaps this is the limited edition I've been hearing so much about on my tumblr.

The piece dé resistaunce here is the Console itself is a masterpiece of technology with 420 Gigs of Hard Drive Memory and an Impressive 1080 Gigs on the Cloud, the Nintega Suiite is able to communicate with other devices such as your Smart TV, your portable consoles and mobile devices and it has a built-in metacable box and an alarm clock, a $358 value yours for $205 only in thirteen especially marked packages! I was off to make an announcement on the countdown to the show when all of a sudden: "Small one, why are you restless this night?" God, I hate being called that, Right behind 'Princess' as the nickname I dispise the most. Course, I am-as a matter of fact-a princess, but that's because I am basically being groomed for a special task that involves creation being at stake or some slag like that, I wouldn't give a crap unless I had a bad guy to fight.

But that's beside the point, point is: Lady Creanna caught me in the act.

"Damn It, Woman, I specifically told you never to call me that due to, well, Take a good look at me!" I showed my queen the nice, strong bod I had gained over the years I've lived in the Toy Box. I cant seem to remember all the details but I do recall being alone crying out for my mom in my severed bedroom when I was a little girl and I met an old wizard named Tempast who created Plotworks out of Toys he found laying around in my room. From there, I made a journey to find Creanna who told me that I was an Identity, a Toy without a Template, doomed to fade away into legend one day through some sort of curse... For me, it was bodily aging and boy, has it served me well in the long run!

Through an academic routine set up by Miss Peep and myself, I learned about what was possible/acceptable in your world and what was not. I was such the fast learner that by the time puberty was only weeks away, I had the smarts of a high school graduate! As soon as I began the usual cycle, I started a increasingly challenging training regime to build up my body and by the time of the story we're focusing on, I have the strength of three professional plane lifters scrunched in the six-foot bod of a professional boxer. Both my journey and education are tales for another time so let's just focus on the broadcast blues for now.

"As you can see, I'm not even petite and I've technically been old enough to take care of myself since these puppies started to bloom." I pointed to my chest to establish my opinion on that nickname "and I do believe their proud owner needs to know why you keep calling me that when she hasn't been precisely that for more than half a decade now?"

"Sekai, I call you small one because deep down within your strong body, your soul is still just that, you say you can take care of yourself but you act too rashly and Immature for me-" I interrupted my mother of the soul to track the pre-ordered package which is now being carried out to the door "this is the exact behavior I was talking about, you don't think about what others have to say to you and you foolishly plan for things that just can't possibly happen and you pride yourself in your body's physical strength and beauty, not caring about your past, present or future."

"My future?! You're bringing my plans for my future into this?" I argued.

"Plans you cant even hope to achieve!" Creanna scowled. Dang, she's really ticked off this time. "What makes you think your prince is outside of the Toy Box, what makes you think he even exists?!"

"Because I want to bring him along on my adventures and make sure he'll try to keep up! See the omniverse, meet new friends, find new things to do!" I explained proudly, before speaking the type of phrase parents dread: "and the only I can do that is if I get off this rock."

This phrase made her wince in dissapointment and inevitability while all the Toys, Generics and Identities that came to the party were watching in disbelief as I had left the camera running as I argued with the Mother of the Metasphere herself...

Perhaps calling my home Toy Box a rock was a bit much...

Correct Spin Universe, Centuries into it's future but not many...

-??? POV-

"I've been waiting all jam year for this!" A voice said as he opened the box. "The Nintega Suiite Entertainment Computer System!"

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