Doctor Nerd

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Current revision as of 02:05, 9 December 2011

[edit] Script

[edit] Segment 1

Bessie: Okay...you're that nerd from Robot Chicken... meaning we're in a Nerdgasm fantasy.

Bessie: Wait a second, Boobies, Living Mom, Bishonen Alphonse Elric, Older sister...You're not the real Elrics! You're fanmade Elrics! This Can only mean one thing! (Drags the Nerd into the Scene) Dude, Ya gotta Help me! (Insert Images of the Doctor Fighting Heartless in His Various Incarnations) I'm Trapped in a complete version of an anime adaptation of that Crappy Doctor Who Dojinshi started by a Crappy Deviantart User a few crappy months ago.

[edit] Segment 2

Xadris: Hello, I see you escorted my son in law Terra to my humble real identity.

Bessie: What! You're the Doctor's TARDIS?

(Xadris Starts bawling in Larali's Arms)

Larali: Was the Doctor's TARDIS...

Nerd: No, No, No, No, No, No, (Starts Kicking the Console) Wake me up Right Now!

Xadris: Please Stop!

Nerd: (stops then starts hitting it again) Wake me up!

Xadris: Please Stop.

Nerd: No, Let me out!

Xadris: Please stop.

Nerd: No, No, No, Let me out!

Xadris: Please stop.

Nerd: (to Xadris) No, you're a whinny little bitch! (to the witchlings) You're a bunch of Bimbo Sluts! (to Andy) you're obviously a Marty Stu (to the 11th Doctor) and no one gives a damn about your childhood being on earth! This whole thing sucks Ass! All the author did through each chapter is eat franchise after franchise, it's Boring! Let me out!

Dorie: Fine, You're an total Geekwad yourself, (Pushes a button) Hope ya like trap (falls down a hole) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRSSS!!!!!!!!

11th Doctor: Ah, this must lead to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Nerd: BOORIIING!!

[edit] Segment 3

Queen Toadstool: Did you loose something, Mario?

Mario: Just what I Needed...

Queen Toadstool: Yes, from our sofa...

(Mario puts it in his pocket)

King Toadstool: And there it goes...

Bessie: I have seen bordom incarnate, finger, and it's Spoon300.

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Mario: So then I said, "Toilet Paper and Paper Towels, They Aint the Same thing!" (Laughs)

Queen Toadstool: Another clogged toilet story, what a delightful complement to our mushroom soup!

Mordekai and Rigby: MUSHROOMS?!?!?

(Mario grows into a giant)

Peach: Remind me to bring mushrooms on our honeymoon.

Mordekai: Why would all the edible mushrooms in this place have to be super shrooms!

Rigby: At least things cant get any worse

(Mario knocks a fire flower down apon the 6th Doctor's Head)

6th Doctor: Holy Crap! A Fire Flower's a Power Up! I'm allergic to power ups! Peri, Get me to my TARDIS! (Sneezes fire on the Curtains and Toadette)

Queen Toadstool: My Drapes!

Toadette: My Meat Drapes!

King Toadstool: Both Equally Dusty!

Nerd: BORING! BORING! BOOORIIIING!

(The 6th Doctor Knocks a Shell onto Mario during his sneezing fit)

[edit] Segment 5

(We cut to the Nerd walking away from the castle, The 3rd, 4th, 5th and 10th Doctors are fighting the Master with Swords)

Narration: He is the only Time Lord in existence to feel truly alone in the universe, for he had

Nerd: Go die, please.

Narration: Aww... (as he makes this noise, the Doctors and the Master all go into a depressed state as they drop their swords, causing them to turn into teenage girls.)

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Miku: Having a bad day?

Nerd: My stupid Dream has the wrong Fullmetal Alchemist in it!

Miku: Oh, What would it be?

Nerd: Hey, can I have lobster with lots of buttersauce. And oreo ice cream served on a cookie the size of my head?

Miku: Yeah, this is McDaniel's, we dont serve lobster, can we intrest you in a McBopper?

Quagmire: It's funny cause we all know what we're referencing.

Nerd: But...This is a dream, that means wish forfillment.

Miku: Look, we only serve Fifth-Pounders, Chicken McTenders and Froot Lies.

Quagmire: oh, come on, French Fries arnt even Copyrighted!

Nerd: Hey, arnt you Hatsune Miku?

Miku:

Quagmire:

Nerd: It can turn into stuff other than a Police Box?

Quagmire: It can turn into a Corrolla...

Nerd: Damn It!

[edit] Segment 7

[edit] Notes

• the 6th Doctor is Present in the mushroom kingdom Segment