Smash Bros: The Adventure Begins

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Prologe: The Gospel Truth

Tony Jay walked through an ancient gallery full of statues and vases. “Long ago, in the System Mainframe, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes,” NL narrated. “And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty AC.”

NL pointed to a vase with a Picture that familiar AC we Know and Love.

“But what is the measure of a true hero?” NL asked the readers. “Ah, that is what our story is Thought up by a lunch”

"AC, No Limit 5, Whoever Wrote the Story, All Sat down."

“Will you listen to him?” A voice asked irritably, cutting in.

“Hey, who cut in?!” Tony Jay asked, now annoyed. He looked on the top of the vase and saw the painting of 5 girls in purple robes moving. This wasn’t a surprise to him, since he was an all-powerful superhero.

The first girl was an Asian Waterbender girl with brown hair and brown eyes. Her name is Katara.

The second girl was Ranamon.

The third girl was a Tamaranean girl with orange hair and green eyes. Her name is Starfire.

The fourth girl was another Japanese rockstar girl that had blue, gothic hair and blue eyes. Her name was Yumi Yoshimura.

The fifth girl was also a Japanese girl with long pink hair and pink eyes. Her name was Ami Onuki.

“He’s makin’ the story sound like some Greek tragedy,” Ranamon continued, holding up a sad theatre mask.

“Lighten up, dude,” Yumi agreed.

“We’ll take it from here, TJ,” Starfire smiled.

“You go, girls,” Tony Jay said as he walked out of the gallery to get ready for his next scene.

“We are the Muses,” Katara said to the readers as she gestured to other four girls. “Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes.”

“Heroes like AC!” Ami added.

Ranamon slides down to the face of Danny’s painting. “You mean Hunk-C! Ooh, I’d love to make some sweet music with him…” Ranamon hummed.

“Our story actually begins long before Danny,” Katara said, after giving Kimi an angry look. “Two Weeks ago…”

Katara, Kimi, Starfire, Yumi and Ami: Back when Mainframe was new,

it's Twin City was down on its luck.

And everywhere gigantic brutes

called D-Mons ran amok!

They past a moving vase of a Plasmus, X-Tremebob Square Pants and Gigabyte destroying the world.

Ranamon: It was a nasty place, Shugah!

There was a mess wherever you stepped.

Starfire: Where chaos reigned and earthquakes

and volcanoes never slept!

Ami and Yumi: And then along Came Nux.

They Past a Blue Haired Boy in a White Tunic

Ranamon: He Added Robotboy to to the Script!

Robotboy is Seen Super-Activating!

All: He Zapped

The D-Mon are then locked into another dimension with gates made with lightning.

Katara: Locked those Doseblams in a vault!

All: They're trapped!

Ami And Yumi: And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.

All: The guy was too type

A to just relax

Starfire: And that's the world's first dish

Nux tamed his globe while still in his youth.

All: Though, honey, it may seem possi'ble-

That's the gospel truth!

Katara: On mount Olympus life was neat

and smooth as sweet vermouth.

All: Though, honey, it may seem poss-ble

That's the gospel truth!

Chapter 1: Mii Channel

Darkness in its fullest form, that’s what it was; darkness that longed to expand, to grow, to cover, to change, to control, and to destroy. It started on a happy little planet of people that spent all of their time having fun. Fun for them consisted of games of baseball, golf, bowling, tennis, and friendly boxing matches. They would play musical instruments and exercise for fun, loving the competition, but no one ever got too competitive.

Here the people called each other Miis. No matter what their first name was, they all shared the last name of Mii. The Miis were a happy and content people, living in a paradise. Until one Mii became bored with the day-to-day life he lived, he looked to the stars and wanted more. The other Miis would sometimes listen to him in fascination, but in the end they’d smile and leave him alone to his thoughts. This Mii began building and wasn’t seen for quite some time by the other Miis. Then one day, as the sun was rising and the Miis were awakening to go out and enjoy their games and their music, a loud and unfamiliar noise could be heard.

The usually bright sunny morning sun was hidden behind something. Looking up the Miis weren’t sure what it was. Then it came closer. It was a living thing, or at least it seemed alive, it moved and it definitely had senses as when someone spoke up it looked at them. “Welcome to Mii Channel!” said a Mii. The Miis looked at this visitor, it was cone shaped with a red and green coloring. The only facial features seen were too yellow eyes surrounded by an unnatural darkness.

The Miis only watched in amusement and amazement at this spectacle before them as the visitor said no words. Instead, a large orb dropped to the ground, this odd ‘thing’ had been carrying it up until then. The Miis attention turned there. Then two more strangers appeared, these were robots with similar ‘eyes’ to that of the first stranger. They moved to either side of the strange dropped orb and pulled on it. From within a clock was visible, the unsuspecting Miis gathered around, curious of this totally new thing in their world. The clock’s countdown began.

“I bid farewell to you” came a voice from the original stranger. The Miis looked back up again. “This world has made me quite bored, there must be better things out there to be discovered, and I shall find them all, and you shall help me” said the creature. The Miis weren’t sure what it was talking about, it spoke as if it knew them their whole lives. “Who are you?” asked one of the Miis. “You can call me the Ancient Minister, for I am answering the call from beyond the stars, and I shall bring you and all others who live in such a mundane existence out of it, by force if necessary” he said.

Just then the countdown finished its completion. Darkness spread from a tiny little orb, to one so large that it enveloped all of the Miis, and then their entire planet!

Starfire Appeared "If there's one Evil Subspace Villian you didn't wanna mess up with, it's The Ancient Minister!"

"'Cause he had an evil plan." adds Arial.

Cut to A.M. Floating far from the Mii Planet!

Ami and Yumi: He ran the Subspace Realm

But though Lost souls were dull and uncouth

A bunch of souls that belonged to Miis climbed onto the boat The Ancient Minister Added to the script for some Reason and grabbed him. Annoyed, he blasted them back.

Ami and Yumi: He was mean as he was ruthless

That's All AC wrote

Pan to the Subspace Covered Mii Channel. The Miis vanished, and now in their place grayish green bodied forms stood, with darkness for arms and legs. The friendly faces of the Miis were gone; all that was left were eyes, red eyes with no emotion in them.

Ranamon: Some folks had Nasty Fates

Starfire: Turned into Primid if Not so Strong!

All: All that no ryming seems inposs'ble

But 'dat da Gospel Truth

They Pass X-Trembob Squarepants, the Ancient Minister tossed the Beast a Steak.

He had a plan to shake things up

“It has begun” the Ancient Minister said.

And thats the gospel truth

Chapter 2: Mario

Chapter 3: Yoshi's Island

Chapter 23: Reboot

"My function is complete, Now it is only a Matter of Time." the Daughter of the Ancient minister Looked at the Hourglass in her Locket with a pic of her father and smiled. Meanwhile, in a Game Version of the StarFox Team's Greatest Battle against Andross, Peppy O'Hare and Slippy Toad were fighting Andross and 3 Fighters. The User was Playing as Peppy, Much to his Dismay. He Ultimately Crushed His, And Slippy's Icons. Ultimately Ending the Game in Mainframe's Favor. "GAME OVER" Then there were 2 Robots, a canine, and a Young Sprite. (Judging by the First Line of the story and the People Nearby, It's ReBoot, Season 4)

"Matrix, You won the Game!" Said Hack, "I know," Then the Same Conversation came along, Blah, Blah. It's Peppy and Slippy's Call Now!

"Hey!" Said Hack "What's This Green everywhere?" Slash then Said "and Where's The Firewall?" Both saw patches of green Spawning shadow bugs and the Firewall was Absent from the scene.

"Daemon Must be be here, C'Mon." They ran towards the Principal Offace only to run into a Old bunny Rabbit. "Who are You?" "Name's Peppy O'Hare. Crushed Both My Game Sprite Icon and slippy's to get here" "Yeah, Uh, I Don't have Time, Daemon's Gonna Infect the Intire Net and who knows what she'll Do with it?"

"Give them ze Unity of Zubspace" said a voice, It was Daemon. "All hearts of my Followers have ze hearts of pure subspace." She Knew what She Had to do. Infect the Three Clean Mainframers. "Long range Scanner, Hack" "Okey-Dokey, My Lady" Hack then gave her Binaculars and saw a Gamecube, "GAME OVER" A voice said again, It Raised to show Wario and silver haired 15 year old Female by her Yellow Skirt, She also wore a Blue T-Shirt and Go-Go Boots. "LET ME GO! COME ON AND FIGHT LIKE A MA-" then She noticed her breasts, she then dug in her Underwear, "Go ahead and Look for your happy Sack all you Like, But it's not gonna change the outcome of the Gamecube" as He Held up what Appears to Be a Sega Dreamcast

Meanwhile, Near a Gateway Command. There was a 14 year old brunete wearing Glasses and Blue Colored Gun Swordsman who Recently Got his Blaster back.

"Malon, Look!" the Brunet said as she Pointed at a giant Trophy, The Trophy was wearing a Weird Tiara, and was dressed in a skintight outfit colored in white and Gold.

Malon appeared and touched the trophy's Icon Between her breasts and there was a Memory Holograms There stood the Trophy, Alive as It could be and she said "forgive me, My Lady" (Dimentio: AC, You Just Ryimed) There stood another Figure, Daemon who was holding a Fully Charged Dark Cannon. "no"

BLAM! The Living Trophy was Back to being a Trophy! and Marin saw what happened, Including Some Video Game where a tap on the Trophy Base brought it to Life. so she tapped the trophy base, But instead of bringing it to life, It Dissapeared and Marin was Wearing a weird pendant around her neck.

As She Studied it, Peppy and Slippy appeared, "You're that Gun swordsman who saved Brigadoon, Malon Blue, I think." "and you're Marin Asagi." Said Peppy and slippy, Respectively.

All Four Raced to the Girl, and they found her and Wario, the girl said "I don't Know what I should Do with a body like this!" "Well, That's-A Your Problem-A, Gina" Wario Laughed as he Leaped into the Halbird. Just then a green blink came from the top of the Principal office

"I AM DAEMON. I AM NOT AN ENTITY, I AM A TIME. MY TIME IS NOW, ZE WORD, IS CRON"

All of the Cyber-Beings Counted down from 111100 (60 in binary) If you Saw what Happened to Daecon in the Next Paragraph, You know what would Happen, Execept for the Part with the Subspace Explosion Far Away from the Area the To-Be-Deleted. There was only one Option for the five heroes in the net, RUN LIKE HECK!

(Start Flashback)

In the Spyro Universe, There was an Already Activated Subspace Bomb(Which had A Screen instead of A Timer), Spyro and All the Other Dragons were Turned into Trophies. "I have...Failed you My lady." said a Voice, It was a middle aged sprite holding a staff. Daemon was onscreen "Cron 101" Then he started counting down from five in binary. as The Two Robs close their Robotic Eyes and Nod their Heads away from it. "101...100...11...10...01...." Said Daecon. "Oh." he then Decompiled and The Subspace Bomb Activated, Taking the Dimention with it.

(End Flashback)

"Good thing Our Arwings Didn't Leave with the Game." They Hopped into the Arwings, Marin and Gina with Slippy and Malon with Peppy. They Left Cyberspace by going Ludicris Speed.

"11" Said Matrix

"10" said andrAIa

"01" said Old Man Pearson

"Oh." Said Bob.

And Cyberspace Was Absorbed into Subspace, Even the Web was Not Spared. Where there was Chaos and Randomness, There was Nothing but the Purple Stuff.