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=Series Bible=
=Series Bible=
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==Scene 1: The Story of Seth and Matt==
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Dave: Wait... This RNG Bullshape ain't how humans get churned out!
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Karkat: ARE YOU NUTS! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL THIS TRASH!
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(The two sitting down in front glance at our heroes.)
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Seth: That's it.
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Matt: That's the builder.
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(They stand in front of the balcony railings, coughing up a storm)
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GlaDOS: (v.o.) This is the Story of Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, welcome to my nightmare.
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Chell: Seriously, Gabe. This is what you waste a perfectly good license on?
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Gabe: Well, I wouldn't know that I'd be facing a major threat to the continued existence of mankind!
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GlaDOS: (v.o.) I wasn't always the flesh hard-light meatbag you are observing now. This anime garbage is merely an avatar to serve as my eyes and ears beyond the camera-ridden continuity lab.
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Chell: I gotta admit, ol' buddy, the Otaku Girlfriend look's a really nice fit on you.
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GlaDOS: Oh, sure. Rub it in, why don't ya, plenty of experiments together and yet now, when you've escaped, you decide to actually speak...
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=Animorphs: Earth Liberation Army=
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Twenty Years Ago, there was a war. Fifteen Years Ago, the war was won. Now, the war begins anew!
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The Legacy of Walt Disney! The Fantasy of Tetsuya Nomura! The Zaniness of Andrew Hussie! The Emotion of K.A. Applegate!
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Animorphs: Earth Liberation Army
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==Earth Liberation Army==
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The first three books are as Follows:
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*[[My Name is Jake]] (ANI1, Meet the Robinsons)
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*[[My Name is Marco]] (ANI5, ANI39, Atlantis)
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*[[My Name is Cassie]] (ANI19, ANI29, A Bug's Life)
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The Following Books are to be released in a quarterly manor.
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*[[My Name is Ax]] (ANI8, ANI10, ANI17, Lilo And Stitch)
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*[[My Name is Rachel]] (ANI32, ANI48, ANI49)
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*[[My Name is Aka]] (ANI50, Treasure Planet)
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*[[My Name is Tobias]] (ANI23, ANI53)
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==Neomorphs==
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*Animorphs No.55: The Prologue
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*Animorphs No.56:
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*Animorphs No.57
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*Animorphs No.58
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*Animorphs No.59
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*Animorphs No.60
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*Animorphs No.61
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*Animorphs No.62
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*Animorphs No.63
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*Animorphs No.64
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*Animorphs No.65
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*Animorphs No.66
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*Animorphs No.67
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*Animorphs No.68
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*Animorphs No.69
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*Animorphs No.70
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*Animorphs No.71
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*Animorphs No.72
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*Animorphs No.73
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*Animorphs No.74
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*Animorphs No.75
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*[[Animorphs No.76: The Design]]
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*[[Animorphs No.77: The Curiosity]]
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*[[Animorphs No.78: The Brothers]]
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*[[Animorphs No.79: The Bond]]
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*[[Animorphs No.80: The Balance]]
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*[[Animorphs No.81: My Name is Callie]]
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=The Morianna Chronicles=
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==Chapter 1==
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===My Magical Princess Schtick===
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My name is Morianna. I am a savior of time and space through a system that was ripe for abuse.
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=Kingdom Hearts Underbind=
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A Twelve Issue Miniseries featuring a cast of characters mainly from Kingdom Hearts and Undertale teaming up with Marvel Characters. Set two years after the pacifist ending of Undertale
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==Characters==
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Frisk - The Twelve-Year-Old Ambassator of Monsterkind who had been around the world freeing monsterkind from whatever prison they may find with the Seven Human Souls gathered by the sealed monster colony in Mount Ebott. Kind, a little bashful and laid-back, confident in what they do, courageous to face the future, dedicated, flirtacious and patient. Not to mention they're quite hooked on Anime. They've solved the problem of monsters being trapped underground, but
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Riley - A plain 'ol american girl from Minnesoda who wants her new friend Frisk not to associate herself with the monsters that they freed from Mount Ebott Two Years Prior in fear of
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Eraqus - A Young Boy from Daybreak Town who was but recently crowned a Keyblade Master. Hot-Headed and living in the moment, his shenanagans sweep Riley off her feet, leading her into the life
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Xehanort - A More down-to-earth young lad
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Yen Sid - A kind and smart boy
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==Issues==
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=Kingdom Hearts: Feeling Encryption=
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==Prologue: The Empty Void==
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===search===
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A mysterious group of shadows flow from skyscraper to skyscraper scouting for survivors that haven't been mutated into an incomprehensible freak of nature. Along the way, they find a few books and gaming systems locked away in the rubryx with care as the people who owned them would go flee from there.
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The seven searched building after building for locals who were scraping along with the remains left behind. A task which, given the state of the city, appeared to be better said than done as the seven struggled to find anything beyond a slightly singed book or a dying savefile of a game cartridge.
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One of the shadows glanced at on of the tallest towers and searched it floor by floor to find as much ideas as they can cobble together into the SPRING. The Shadow was clad in a bright teal driving a motorcycle made out of sugary treats and the like. She glanced at the remains of the tower, she spotted something...
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"A Video Arcade!" The shadow revved its engine as it zoomed through the tower's window, and onto the fractured road. Navigating through the debris of any failed manual escape attempted by the people who wanted to evacuate to an actual place instead of the digital reality that the human race is forced to call home.
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The shadow pulled over at the last remaining parking space that wasn't filled by a destroyed car or even destroyed itself. 'Damn... could this day get any sweeter?' thought the shadow in teal before spotting a glowing marker of light...
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The glow of a PDT ready to burn out its battery. "Zero-One, this is Three-Oh-Niner, I've found an Arcade with a Personal Datascape Terminal!"
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"Probably to compete with those Cyber-Cafes we saw back in the day." sneered the voice of a short shadow in a purple robe and lime-green gas mask.
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"Real laugh riot, Yana-Bravo, but there appears to be fifty-two whole yottaroos of memory with seven of which are currently vacant! And look at what's in this monstrosity: Huge collection of Pokémon Savefiles, Full Dolphin 6.4 library, Romhacks, Journals, Video Review Projects! Geez, I'm going to need a render farm for this one."
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"Yeah, She's right. Lickity-Split's got one Yotta! That's clearly not even enough to contain the atomic structure of a Toddler!" laughed a jokey shadow in a baby blue cloak and red gas mask.
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"Hold your tongue, Charlie-Vique!" a 'Sir, Yes, Sir' was issued to Zero-One as Three-Oh-Niner opened the Arcade door to find the humming of Arcade Machines as the freshly activated title screens do their dances upon the electromagnetic boots of the shadow powering the then de-energized libraries of pure data. Glancing at the machines adorning the Arcade, the shadow known as Three-oh-Niner cracked a faint smile of nostalgia upon seeing a 'Sugar Rush' Machine. "Check the PDT for survivors and render their bodies back into existence..."
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"Roger that." Three-Oh-Niner said as it connected its hard drive to the PDT to find that its battery only had three days' worth of juice left in it.
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"A ten month wait in a seven month battery... Talk about making it last..." Blushed Three-Oh-Niner as it started to activate the render machine that teleport humans like them between the real world and their Personal Datascape.
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"Scan for any userforms stored inside your databanks for rendering process." commanded Three-Oh-Niner as it warmed up its voice to sing 'the verse of atmosphere' to protect the Arcade from the poisonous metatoxin.
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:''A life to cherish''
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:''as I slowly perish''
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:''fate has a brighter future than you see''
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:''breathe in the magic''
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:''breathe in your memories''
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:''wake up to the newest reality.''
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:''the dream I wish...''
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:''bring forth what I miss...''
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:''and bring forth the air that we used to breathe.''
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:''a fantasy''
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:''a memory''
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:''of what mankind has lost.''
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===rescue===
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A barrier of water begins to surround the arcade as she finishes its song to check on the render machine as it finished recreating the physical bodies of its users. One of them being a big, broad man with messy crimson locks matched only by the hair all across his limbs. The stubble on his chin decorated with a Cheeto crumb or two as he scratched the pot belly underneath his blue undershirt which was sandwiched under a plaid-red buttonshirt and over a black shirt. By the man's side was a young girl no older than eight who wore a teal shirt and mismatched socks
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"Love the helmet, bucko." the man complimented, unaware of the shadow's purpose. "Brings the whole 'Sugar Rush: Sweet Racers' vibe to the look. But I gotta-"
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"Oh, Snap, You're The Game Wreckers!" jumped Three-oh-Niner with delight as it got onto its comlink! "Guys! Guys! Look who just rescued some cewebrities tonight!"
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"Niner, please stop fangirling and get the survivors their survival masks." demanded a stern commanding voice to which Three-Oh-Niner sighed back: "Fine, Flan-Wow, as you wish."
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"Van, she's..." Studdered the "s-she's-"
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"Yeah, I'm a Drifter, so consider me your meal ticket outta here!" smiled Three-Oh-Niner under her helmet.
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"Wow! This means we're finally gonna see the SPRING!" smiled the little girl. "All the friends we've been sealed off from, more people to talk to besides ya, a quickly growing Datascape Farm, We've finally found a drifter willing to take us off this rock!"
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"Okay, kid, chill out. We don't really know how many others are out there." reminded the man, "So, I take it you want me to unbolt this puppy and remove it from the stage."
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"Please."
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Three-Oh-Niner attached the Surge Protector strip and all the Arcade Games connected throughout onto a d-Mail to SPRING, The Game Wreckers watched the atoms of the arcade cabinets fly through the window and into SPRING as they drilled the screws holding the PDT to the floor out of the sockets for Transit. The man pulled it up and placed it onto the cargo.
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The two got into the passenger cart that generated itself from an LED light beam projector on the side of the Bike as Three-Oh-Niner sat down and started to rev the bike's engine. The two got in with their PDT in tow and it drove off with the rest of the Drifter's Brethren.
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===evacuate===
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Eventually, the Drifters zigzagged to the top of a tower of screens. "It looks like it could have been some giant... HUD Interface."
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"Really?" glared Alpha-Bravo.
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"I could tell cause they're all full of ads." snarked Three-Oh-Niner. This gained a chuckle or two as the seven Drifters gazed at the marble torch standing as a grim reminder of the utopia it once was.
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"So... How much did you get?" said the well-built shadow.
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"I got five lorebooks, a PS4, 360, And a few GBA Cartridges." said One-Eighter.
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"I got an iPad with dozens of Audiobooks." Charlie-Vique added.
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"I got like three complete shows on DVD."
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"I got a Rock." Yana-Bravo sighed...
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"But are they dupes, soldier?!" howled Zero-One. They glanced at their findings, argued towards the different monsters in their saves could be salvaged, Groaned in dissatisfaction towards not getting more than one or two new concepts, and sighed in depression that the city had ran out of life.
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"Yet another 'Silent Night, Deadly Night'." Reference aside, the main shadow who spoke those words regarded this once glimmering capitol of a once proud nation of a once rich and beautiful world, was regarded as just another dead village.
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"...Really, Joel!?" Spewed Alpha-Bravo. "You're really playing out one of the largest cities of a long-since-destroyed country with jokes?!"
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"Well, considering my purpose in the new system," Sighed Zero-One. "What else can we do to keep the Nothing off our backs, Phil?"
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Alpha-Bravo merely shot at one of the fragment barrier's zeicott, blowing it to bits and weakening the Barrier it projects resulting in the top of a building disintegrating into data.
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"There's a thing called growing seasons that we can't have here anymore because, hey, lifeless void of nonexistence here." Zero-One retorted.
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"Maybe if you didn't keep us locked inside that rubik's cube of a virtual reality for so long, maybe I could have stopped the nothing from showing up!" Alpha-Bravo roared in frustration, "Maybe my superpowers could have saved humanity from being homeless!?"
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"Alright, alright, no need to linger on what ifs and what shoulds," chuckled Dapper-Zeke as she mounted her masked steed. "What matters is that we book it and leave this fragment to rot."
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Alpha-Bravo was dumbfounded. "But Mom!"
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"Forget it, Phil. We gotta skidoo before the nothing comes to." Rhymed Zero-One.
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"Commander Zero-One's right. With any luck, the Ocean of Woe will spread through the shard first." Charlie-Vique added, "That's when the textured Freimwyrtz start flocking here."
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"And what about us!" cried the Game Wrecker in Red, now brandishing his gas mask. "This City was our home!"
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"Which grew more and more uninhabitable as the months went on." Three-Oh-Niner reminded "...to the point where you need masks like the ones I gave you simply to survive outside that Datascape of yours."
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And with that, the group ventured back to the 'Passage of SPRING' A gateway to their ever-growing digital santuary beyond the shards of the shattered reality they once called home.
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'''In the end of the final century of the Second Millennium, this reality was gold and good, but greed and bigotry slowly took hold, wars were caused out of spite and fear, innocent lives slaughtered and devoured, and at the very apex of such hateful dominion in the year 2022, the cosmos cracked and hundreds upon thousands of different universes were split asunder as a single piece was lost, a shard of the canon.'''
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'''Then the nothing came and devoured as much of the remains as it could, all the while two new races appeared within the decayed ruin of reality: The Cruel Retcons, The Gentle Tropeless. And it is deep within the prototypical datascape where the Retcons took control. And now, once more, they gather in the Cosmos Chamber to draw new life from the Undying Sun of the Nothing. The Retcons with their hard and twisted bodies, their harsh and twisted wills, For centuries, the three-thousand have ruled the Ruins left by man, Yet now, only Twenty-One Remain... A dying race, ruled by a dying emperor, imprisoned among themselves in a dying continuity, for this is the way of the Retcons, as they ravage the land, so too they draw new life from the Sun, through the power of their source, their treasure, their fate, the Fated Keyhole.'''
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'''But today, the Nothing's nourishment gives them no comfort. Today, an author lies dying. Today, a new author must seige the throne.'''
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Zero-One = Joel Dawson
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Alpha-Bravo = Phil Argus
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Three-Oh-Niner = Sweet Racers!Vanellope
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One-Eighter
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Yana-Bravo
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Charlie-Vique
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Dapper-Zeke = Jessica Argus
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==Chapter 1: The wings of the Fruitbat==
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===This is Real Life===
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''"In the year 2022, The Crystal Cracked, and here, far from the SPRING, The Tropeless came to live in a dream of peace." I read from the pages of my library book.  "Their ways were the gentle ways of natural wizards, numbly recording their findings in the journals held by each. Three-Thousand Books make up this mythical library, yet now, twenty-one remain unfinished..."''
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===Arrival===
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'''Three-Thousand Books make up this mythical library, yet now, twenty-one remain unfinished... A dying race, eternally cursed to undergo the same routine as their fallen members, recording their teachings and their memories with the written word. But today, the ritual gives no comfort. Today, the wisest of the Tropeless lies dying. Today, they send for a child beyond the SPRING and the boundaries of Phantastimas, a child with a strong spirit to save them and reality from the grasp of the Chronicle Emperor.'''
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''"Why do the die?" asked Bonnie.''
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''I glanced toward the little angel and smiled, "The exact same reason most of us people die."''
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''"Why do we die?" That question made me freeze up, what am I supposed to tell her. I then got out the Hooper manuver... "Because." I couldn't think of a better answer.''
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''Bonnie got quiet.
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=Realmchained=
=Realmchained=
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==Host Segment 1==
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: goldenChainblade started huddling SpellboundScripture and Shadingvector on 6/12/16
: SS: this better be worth dragging us away from our Mark of Mastery Exams, Eraqus
: SS: this better be worth dragging us away from our Mark of Mastery Exams, Eraqus
: gC: I'm Serious!
: gC: I'm Serious!
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: gC: so, why bring us here?
: gC: so, why bring us here?
: cG: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
: cG: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
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: cG: TO CREATE A UNIQUE LET'S PLAY EXPERIENCE WITH THE HOMESTUCK BRAND!
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: cG: BUT WE'LL GET TO THAT WHEN WE GET TO THAT...
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: cG: BECAUSE WE HAVE WORDS FROM THE MASTERMIND OF THIS PROJECT!
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==Interview==
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What does Homestuck mean to you?
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: It's kind of like Kingdom Hearts in that the community is pretty creative with fanart, fanfics, fantheories, music, and all that. Both became spawling mythologies oozing with memorable characters, both saw its share of tragedies and both see death become a two-way street in some way, shape, or form. But the difference with Homestuck is that ever since the first day: Homestuck listens. Homestuck knows. This is what allowed it to see all sorts of creativity flow from it, even one of its most talented composers Toby Fox produced Undertale, one of the greatest video games of all time, because of support from the many fans of Homestuck, dude even slept in Lord Hussie's Basement!
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Who is your favorite character?
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: For me, It's sort of a toss-up between Dave Strider and Calliope, both are nice guys at heart that have been tossed in an increasingly dire situation, even encountering alternative versions of themselves, deceased alternative versions, mind you- And after six years and twelve months of putting up with all sorts of drek on top of having to their respective brothers being themselves, you can feel for those two and I am more than happy that they made it out of Act Seven alive. Personally, I gravitate more towards Calliope cause she sees herself as ugly and thus is not comfortable in her own skin, desparately desiring to be her fantroll Callie Ohpeee.
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How do you feel the end of Homestuck?
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: I feel it's kind of unresolved, we don't know what happened with Ms Paint, Aradia, Sprites, The Felt, and all that. Not to mention we haven't really seen Lord English, to put it bluntly, get dunked on. And don't get me started on Hussie's little goof with the frog switch! But that's the fun of homestuck, there's always a mystery to solve, that there are hints to future shenanagans, clues as to who might one day join the cast.
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What kind of world would you create if you got your mitts on a copy of SBURB?
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: I'm gonna do the Haruhi Suzumiya treatment, Aliens, Time Travelers, Ghosts, Monsters and Espers, the kind of environment that main player John Egbert would thrive in. But I also want to make sure that there are people who can fight off any threat and defend their city and the world if things escalate high enough, but if we're talking a realistic wish that would improve the world, I'd make it so Money in Politics is strictly forbidden, complete with loosened copyright laws.
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==Host Segment 2==
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: cG: THANK YOU, PROJECT MASTERMIND!
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: cG: NOW, HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK.
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: cG: ME AND MY TEAM OF GODS PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
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: cG: A HUMAN DORK PLAYS SPLATOON,
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: cG: A HUMAN QUEER PLAYS SMASH BROS,
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: cG: TWO HUMAN BUCKETS DO THESE NUZLOCKE RUNS.
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: cG: AND I DO INTERNET REVIEWS!
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: centaurusTesticle joined the huddle
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: cT: You mean that the guy who's voicing... literally everyone here does Internet reviews!
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: cG: PFTH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
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: cG: AS IF ANY OLD LOSER COULD AT LEAST STAND UP TO MY STANDARD OF WORDS!
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: cT: Well, we've built a world that...
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: cT: TBH, we're all in danger of 100sing
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: sV: ...wut.
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: gC: We're still getting Masako's handle, right?
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: cG: SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!
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: cT: On second thought, A multimedia presentation should do the trick.
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: cG: WAIT...
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: cG: YOU CAN DO THAT!?
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: cT: of course,
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: cG: why else have I been milking the computer room for hours on end?
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: cG: ...
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: cG: PROCEED...
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==John's Saturday Splatfoolery==
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: cT: For those of you who are in the mood for clowns 100sing their balance over gamepad controls, we have John Egbert, who will hopefully be played by Devon Becker from the Voiceover Nexus team behind Let's Read Homestuck in John's Saturday Splatf001ery.
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: cG: IF YOU'RE STILL READING UP ON THIS, WE INTEND ON GETTING AS MUCH OF THE LETS READ HOMESTUCK CAST ON THE WHAT PUMPKIN TEAM AS WE CAN, AND THAT INCLUDES SUPER BLUE BADGER AS OUR NARRATOR.
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: cT: As I was saying, The Heir of Breath we've followed since the very first page in the original comic will be heading up Saturday Splatf001ery, A weekly two hour livestream where he plays Splatoon with fans and potential fans around the world.
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: cT: Watch as he struggles to manuver the game's controls,
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: cT: oggle as he cringes at the dank memes that plague the wide open range of Miiverse,
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: cT: and laugh with John as he does things as only he can with all the referential humor it entails.
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: cT: You can naturally interact with the stream by means of voting for the weapon you'd like John to equip in the Second Hour.
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: cT: And for Splatfests, He will invite everyone over to score points, changing on the hour for seven hours straight.
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==Jake's Sunday Splatoonery==
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: cG: BUT SUPPOSE YOU'RE INTO MAINSTREAM FRANCHISES, THEN WHAT ELSE COULD YOU DO?
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: cT: Well, that's what Jake English lined up for Sunday with Jake's Sunday Smashdashery, which sees Jake interacting with any of us *GODS* as you keep clopping about calling us.
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: cG: WELL, IT'S *TRUE!*
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: cT: Potentially Starring Mido Ringer as Alpha Kid Jake English, The title of the show pretty much says it all.
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: cT: Jake plays Super Smash Bros with his nineteen other comrades online. When fighting online, it's fun to see them interact with their characters, when gathered around locally, i.e. at Mido's place where he is to record his streams, that's when things get mildly interesting.
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: cT: Ranging from the Trolls that made the brand famous duking it out in full eight-player smash craziness to even an appearance or two from Doc Scratch the acting leader of the nefarious felt during a round of Smash Tour. Jake English is going to take y'all for a tailspin that will leave you yelling "TOO BAD IT'S SUNDAY!"
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: cT: "I wouldn't be distracted by Hilarious Smash Livestream Antics Tomorrow..."
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==Host Segment 3==
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: gC: And they're both on the Wii U?!
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: SS: Of course.
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: SS: are you infering that you lack a Wii U
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: gC: Ugh!
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: gC: Bite me, Yen-Sid! I just got my 3DS a few months ago!
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: gC: I'm fracking broke!
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: sV: maybe if you tried to round up some more munny, maybe you'd have enough to buy one.
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: gC: I got my copy of the 3DS Version,
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: gC: I'm perfectly capable of fighting this Jake English punk!
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: cT: good, because you're going to be fighting a lot more than just Jake.
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: sV: This'll be a riot...
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: gC: Hey, Masako's online!
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: cG: WHY, YES, IN FACT, SHE *IS!*
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: gC: Dude! Now's your chance!
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: gC: Just ask her out on a date at Beast's Castle and It'll turn out alright, trust me.
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: sV: I'm not too sure...
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: sV: She wouldn't chose a profile name as thick headed as, say, Zoosmell Pooplord. She's certainly a tease, but she's not that immature.
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: Zoosmellpooplord has joined the huddle
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: sV: yeah...
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: sV: that...
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: gC: c'mon. Xehanort.
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: gC: Maybe she's using a dummy account. I hear most chicks do that to avoid attention.
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: Zp: I swear, It was bad enough that you stuck me with this crappy username. But to show it off to a bunch of complete strangers you rounded up for your pet project.
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: cG: LOOK, FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID NOT WANT TO DO THIS.
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: cG: I WAS A *HIRED HAND* FOR A PROPOSAL FOR HOMESTUCK 2.0.
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: cG: AKA THE ONLY WAY WE'RE ABLE TO FLESH OUT THIS UNIVERSE OF OURS!
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: sV: Uh, excuse me.
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: sV: Am I speaking with a Zoosmellpooplord
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: Zp: Ugh.
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: Zp: Yeah, you've got that right.
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: sV: is this Masako Kuroshii.
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: Zp: Karkat.
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: Zp: Did you take this piece of S#!P account name you stuck me with for HuddleHombre...
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: Zp: and pass it off as a girl's dummy account.
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: cG: UUUUHHH....
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: cT: yes.
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: cG: ARGH! LET'S JUST GET THIS PRESENTATION OVER WITH!
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: cT: Yeah, But not before 'Suddenly Nuzlockes'.
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: cG: DRAT, FORGOT ABOUT THOSE DIMZOS!
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==Suddenly, Nuzlockes==
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: cT: These sort of Let's Plays are to Start around Thanksgiving,
 +
: cT: You know, that holiday between Ha110ween and Xmas?
 +
: cT: The One where you stuff your face with Pizza and Poultry?
 +
: cT: The Birthday of Mystery Science Theater 3000?
 +
: cG: WE KNOW WHAT THANKSGIVING IS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH?!
 +
: cT: Okay.
 +
: cT: 'Suddenly, Nuzlockes!' is a series of playthroughs of numerous Pokemon Games and such featuring Jade Harley and Jane Crocker navigating their way through the soon-to-be seven generations of the Pokemon World.
 +
: cT: And this includes both games set in the Orre region.
 +
: cT: For the poor f00ls who haven't been infected by the sheer demoic power that is 4chan,
 +
: Zp: Christ, it makes me feel sick just by thinking about that site.
 +
: cT: If a Pokemon falls in battle, it must be benched in a specific box never to be used until you become the champion,
 +
: cT: you are only allowed to catch one Pokemon per area until you become the champion,
 +
: cT: There are certain other rulesets that can be adapted in each run, you know...
 +
: cT: the usual limits you place on yourself with to make Pokemon Harder than the programmers at game freak would want.
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: Zp: So, how's it going to start.
 +
: cT: How else would it start? With Pokémon Sun and Moon for the Nintendo 3DS... Unless the games are either old news or not yet released at the time the whole 'Let's Play Channel' Angle gets itself greenlit.
 +
: cT: IF EITHER SCENARIO ENDS UP HAPPENING, IT'S RED AND BLUE ALL THE WAY, BABY!
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: Zp: Going with the overrated classic,
 +
: Zp: Neat-O!
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: cT: Jade and Jane will each do a different playthrough, alternating between Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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: cG: NOW CAN WE GET TO THE REAL MEAT OF THE CHANNEL?
 +
: Zp: Yeah, I think the three are ready to know.
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 +
==Homestuck Act 8==
 +
: Zp: Eraqus, Right? Can you recap the fairy tale of how your world was born?
 +
: gC: Know it like the back of my hand.
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: gC: A long time ago, there was a world not unlike our own.
 +
: Zp: ...yeah, right.
 +
: gC: wut.
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: Zp: nothing.
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: gC: The world once was governed with good intentions, but time and again, those intentions were buried by charlatans controlled by greed, bigotry, and fear.
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: SS: like Ursius,
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: sV: and the rest of the masters for that matter.
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: gC: Dudes!
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: gC: Do you want us to get in in trouble?
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: Zp: Oh, this server's private.
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: Zp: So unless things get dicey, they won't hear a peep about this conversation.
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: cG: SO YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT THIS SPEK OR YOU ARE CHALKED!
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: gC: Okay, Okay. We'll keep quiet.
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: gC: as I was saying.
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: gC: Love, goodwill and generosity would time and again pull through to the end
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: gC: and the people who stood against those virtues often boiled over to the top not very long afterward.
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: gC: the powers these people weild have differed over time but the morals of this world remain the same.
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: gC: There will always be dreamers,
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: gC: dreamers who play, who imagine, who create, who fight,
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: gC: who erase,
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: Zp: I like where you're going with this prelude here, but knowing the world as it is now, we can easily guess what's coming
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: gC: One day,
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: gC: The erasers won.
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: Zp: Of course, they did.
 +
: gC: Swarms of Erasing Arrows struck the world down in every nook and in every cranny,
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: gC: Until the earth was nothing but an idea once again.
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: cG: OKAY, WHEN THE HELL DO WE ADAPT *THAT PART* INTO A CHRONICLES BOOK?
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: Zp: I don't know, dude.
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: Zp: But yeah, that sounds like an awesome pitch for a book series, dude.
 +
: gC: let.
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: gC: Me.
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: gC: Finish!
 +
: gC: But through the stories cherished by the hearts of children.
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: gC: The world began anew.
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: Zp: And that's where you guys come in.
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: SS: Is that so?
 +
: Zp: Yeah, you three are among the main characters of Project: Realmchained.
 +
: Zp: The World's first serialized Let's Play universe
 +
: sV: Weren't there others beforehand.
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: Zp: None where you play two games at once.
 +
: gC: Cool!
 +
: gC: But how would that even work?
 +
: Zp: Simple, One guy acts as the player for the main game while you guys interact with the player character and whatever buddies you might meet in the timeline.
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: Zp: We'll even sprinkle in your own adventures throughout every part of every game the main player.
 +
: gC: Sweet!
 +
===Cave Story===
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: sV: But how do we know where the enigmatic 'player' will strike first.
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: cG: HE'S STARTING WITH AN INDIE CLASSIC, FOLKS. THE ONE THAT SINGLE-HANDEDLY PAVED THE WAY FOR THE INDIE BOOM WE'VE GOT TODAY!
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: cG: LITTERALLY.
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: cG: THE GAME WAS MADE BY THIS ONE DUDE.
 +
: cG: BY HIMSELF.
 +
: gC: Whoa.
 +
: cT: And the game and every game after that will be fully voiced.
 +
: SS: I will admit, it is no easy task for one person to undertake.
 +
: SS: But from what I gather, Its story has enough characters to be noticable.
 +
: SS: However in the worlds would one man be able to voice all these characters?
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: cT: He won't.
 +
: cT: We're aiming to hire a full cast to dub certain scenes if not every scene in every game altogether.
 +
: cT: Even when you're on the IM chatrooms talking to those characters.
 +
: sV: So, you're going for a feel similar to Let's Read Homestuck?
 +
: sV: Interesting.
 +
: sV: How will you pay for all the actors.
 +
: cT: That's the point, we're opening an audition for this project to get off the ground.
 +
: cT: It may seem like a downgrade,
 +
: cT: But I assure you, we intend on working with the producer of the game and the game after that.
 +
: sV: Wow.
 +
: sV: You're so fixed on making this a functioning part of the mythos.
 +
: cG: WELL, EXCUSE US FOR BEING LOCKED UP IN THIS GOD ROOM.
 +
: cG: WE JUST LEARNED WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE WORLD BEFORE YOURS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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: Zp: Geez, you don't have to get all fussy about it.
 +
: Zp: But yeah, It's so Clucked up at what happened back home during the whole 'SBURB' thing.
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: cT: Buck off, at least we didn't expand atoms to the size of mini-vans to hit each other with.
 +
===Underline===
 +
: cG: AND ONCE THE PLAYER BEATS A GAME'S INITIAL CAMPAIGN, THE VIEWERS OF THE SHOW ARE GIVEN A TEASER FOR THE NEXT GAME. THEN THEY HAVE TO PICK BETWEEN MOVING ON TO THAT NEW GAME OR COMPLETE THE CURRENT GAME 100%.
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: gC: So, What kind of games can we expect to play besides cave story.
 +
: Zp: Well, sit right back and We'll show you.
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=BokuroundMENT=
=BokuroundMENT=
: Philipe Dauman = Myotismon (Digimon Adventure)
: Philipe Dauman = Myotismon (Digimon Adventure)
: Tetsuya Nomura = Kurata (Digimon Data Squad)
: Tetsuya Nomura = Kurata (Digimon Data Squad)
: Keiji Inafune = Lucemon (Digimon Frontier)
: Keiji Inafune = Lucemon (Digimon Frontier)
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==Viacom==
Philipe Dauman: So, Kaijirian. Thought that Darry the Digrat's plan to prevent our little Keyblade War would go unfoiled?
Philipe Dauman: So, Kaijirian. Thought that Darry the Digrat's plan to prevent our little Keyblade War would go unfoiled?
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Badeuce: You have a Point, I am Fat.
Badeuce: You have a Point, I am Fat.
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Philipe Dauman:  
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Philipe Dauman: Soon, every atom in the time-space area will bow before my omnipotence, my omnipresence, my cosmic fortress!
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(Cut to Rob Simmons looking at a game case for Kingdom Hearts 1.5)
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 +
Rob: Kingdom Hearts? Oh, those clods!
==Overstepped our Boundaries==
==Overstepped our Boundaries==
Ignott: Gentlemen, I have found out the obvious truth that we have overstepped our boundaries.
Ignott: Gentlemen, I have found out the obvious truth that we have overstepped our boundaries.
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Tetsuya Nomura: Well, we were a little vague on the messages of my masterpiece.
Tetsuya Nomura: Well, we were a little vague on the messages of my masterpiece.
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Keiji Inafune:
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Keiji Inafune: No, you idiot, He's talking about kidnapping the Fairies of every version of Fairy World in each episode of the Fairly Oddparents and draining them of Magic, Mana and Life force energy.

Current revision as of 21:28, 23 July 2016

Contents

[edit] Fact Hunt

Alexander Cayford: Hello, there. I come to you to propose a new use for the Kingdom Hearts IP since you are clearly want to bow out of the video game publishing business. See, many a fan were clamoring for a television series since the very first game in the series, and I believe that you once tried your hand at producing one yourselves, but alas, Nomura's expansive plans for the Kingdom Hearts Saga far outweighed your own so it met the fate of the Atlantis cartoon and ended up on the cutting room floor. And basically, it is ultimately for the best as it has gotten so convoluted, so dreary and so panderous that the original continuity is no longer able to stand on its own two feet without bending over backwards with clunky exposition and idiotic concepts to justify pulling a character back from their toy chest of original characters. So what better way to announce a show than to have Kingdom Hearts III set her up on the spot with the power of internet psudocelebrity Andrew Hussie!

AH: what.

Alexander Cayford: Hello, You! I'm a cheap Guru Larry impression. And I Welcome you to Fact Hunt: Seven Simple Steps to Set up a Series for Kingdom Hearts.

[edit] Homestuck - Webcomic

Homestuck is known for its huge cast of characters with a relatively equal level of male and female players in each session of the SBurb universe-creation Video Game whether human or insectoid-alien creature person. The comic has recently ended its 6 year and 12 month run after garnering a most impressive fanbase, but the ending was sort of... unsatisfactory to say the least. The fact that it ended completely open-ended means you can slap on a stunning revelation that continues the story to an extent and no one would ultimately argue with you, a clean start without scrapping continuity, Something the Powerpuff Reboot tried and failed at miserably since there was only one target they were aiming for. <We're in the Money>

DeeP DiSH: Sometimes I wish I had one of those new Powerpuff Girl toys just so I could throw it against a wall.

Cut to the land of Fairy Tales, where Kingdom Hearts Unchained X takes place. There are words of there being a Traitor amongst the five foretellers heading the individual divisions of the game brought into being by the Master of Masters, the one true creator of the X-Blade.

DeeP DiSH: Now there's this Fan-Theory zigzagging about, saying that Sora and the Gang have been re-encarnated from these Foretellers: Terra from Ursius, Ventus from Leopardos, Aqua from Aquius, Kairi from Vulpis, Riku from Unicornus and Sora from that sixth foreteller who didn't get a Book of Prophecies. But who is the master of masters? Someone who knows about this world inside and out, maybe he was one of the twenty creators of this particular world after beating a certain video game in the seventh and currently final act of Homestuck?

<1: Kingdom Hearts created by the Homestuck Cast>

Think about it, the reborn world from the mainline Kingdom Hearts canon would be a post-scratch version of the Unchained X universe with Eraqus, Xehanort, Yen-Sid, A version of Riley from Pixar's Inside Out and Masako (Kairi's Grandmother) replacing the Foretellers as the elder masters and the Foretellers becoming the loveable younglings we've grown to love for over a decade now. This revelation will be something no one would be expecting, and I have quite the plan for the Master of Masters.

[edit] Undertale - PC

<2: An NX Port of Undertale>

[edit] Fullmetal Alchemist - Anime

Fullmetal Alchemist is a Classic work of storytelling which explores the cost of each action and how fate tends to balance out the bad stuff in life with the good. And the themes have never been further exemplified than with the main Superpower of the franchise: Alchemy. For those of you who've been living under an all-american rock for the past decade and a half, Alchemy is the art of understanding the structure of Matter, then breaking down the atoms within to re-organize into a new, more practical form. Edward Elric would show up in a special 42 minute OVA with a spiffy new design where he hangs out with a young Eraqus and Xehanort alongside a couple of other Young Versions of Yensid and Kairi's Grandmother, named Masako.

[edit] Sora - Character

<4: Kairi kills off Sora>

[edit] Xehanort's Ambitions - Plot Point

<5: Xehanort is posessed by Dirk Strider>

Though not without conscience, he is willing to do reluctantly resurrect Lord English just so Spades Slick can be the one who kills him off.

[edit] Kingdom Hearts - Place

<6: Kingdom Hearts is a Philosopher's Stone>

[edit] Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Movie

<7: Steven Universe and Bugs Bunny>

[edit] Series Bible

[edit] Scene 1: The Story of Seth and Matt

Dave: Wait... This RNG Bullshape ain't how humans get churned out!

Karkat: ARE YOU NUTS! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL THIS TRASH!

(The two sitting down in front glance at our heroes.)

Seth: That's it.

Matt: That's the builder.

(They stand in front of the balcony railings, coughing up a storm)

GlaDOS: (v.o.) This is the Story of Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, welcome to my nightmare.

Chell: Seriously, Gabe. This is what you waste a perfectly good license on?

Gabe: Well, I wouldn't know that I'd be facing a major threat to the continued existence of mankind!

GlaDOS: (v.o.) I wasn't always the flesh hard-light meatbag you are observing now. This anime garbage is merely an avatar to serve as my eyes and ears beyond the camera-ridden continuity lab.

Chell: I gotta admit, ol' buddy, the Otaku Girlfriend look's a really nice fit on you.

GlaDOS: Oh, sure. Rub it in, why don't ya, plenty of experiments together and yet now, when you've escaped, you decide to actually speak...

[edit] Animorphs: Earth Liberation Army

Twenty Years Ago, there was a war. Fifteen Years Ago, the war was won. Now, the war begins anew!

The Legacy of Walt Disney! The Fantasy of Tetsuya Nomura! The Zaniness of Andrew Hussie! The Emotion of K.A. Applegate!

Animorphs: Earth Liberation Army

[edit] Earth Liberation Army

The first three books are as Follows:

The Following Books are to be released in a quarterly manor.

[edit] Neomorphs

[edit] The Morianna Chronicles

[edit] Chapter 1

[edit] My Magical Princess Schtick

My name is Morianna. I am a savior of time and space through a system that was ripe for abuse.

[edit] Kingdom Hearts Underbind

A Twelve Issue Miniseries featuring a cast of characters mainly from Kingdom Hearts and Undertale teaming up with Marvel Characters. Set two years after the pacifist ending of Undertale

[edit] Characters

Frisk - The Twelve-Year-Old Ambassator of Monsterkind who had been around the world freeing monsterkind from whatever prison they may find with the Seven Human Souls gathered by the sealed monster colony in Mount Ebott. Kind, a little bashful and laid-back, confident in what they do, courageous to face the future, dedicated, flirtacious and patient. Not to mention they're quite hooked on Anime. They've solved the problem of monsters being trapped underground, but

Riley - A plain 'ol american girl from Minnesoda who wants her new friend Frisk not to associate herself with the monsters that they freed from Mount Ebott Two Years Prior in fear of

Eraqus - A Young Boy from Daybreak Town who was but recently crowned a Keyblade Master. Hot-Headed and living in the moment, his shenanagans sweep Riley off her feet, leading her into the life

Xehanort - A More down-to-earth young lad

Yen Sid - A kind and smart boy

[edit] Issues

[edit] Kingdom Hearts: Feeling Encryption

[edit] Prologue: The Empty Void

[edit] search

A mysterious group of shadows flow from skyscraper to skyscraper scouting for survivors that haven't been mutated into an incomprehensible freak of nature. Along the way, they find a few books and gaming systems locked away in the rubryx with care as the people who owned them would go flee from there.

The seven searched building after building for locals who were scraping along with the remains left behind. A task which, given the state of the city, appeared to be better said than done as the seven struggled to find anything beyond a slightly singed book or a dying savefile of a game cartridge.

One of the shadows glanced at on of the tallest towers and searched it floor by floor to find as much ideas as they can cobble together into the SPRING. The Shadow was clad in a bright teal driving a motorcycle made out of sugary treats and the like. She glanced at the remains of the tower, she spotted something...

"A Video Arcade!" The shadow revved its engine as it zoomed through the tower's window, and onto the fractured road. Navigating through the debris of any failed manual escape attempted by the people who wanted to evacuate to an actual place instead of the digital reality that the human race is forced to call home.

The shadow pulled over at the last remaining parking space that wasn't filled by a destroyed car or even destroyed itself. 'Damn... could this day get any sweeter?' thought the shadow in teal before spotting a glowing marker of light...

The glow of a PDT ready to burn out its battery. "Zero-One, this is Three-Oh-Niner, I've found an Arcade with a Personal Datascape Terminal!"

"Probably to compete with those Cyber-Cafes we saw back in the day." sneered the voice of a short shadow in a purple robe and lime-green gas mask.

"Real laugh riot, Yana-Bravo, but there appears to be fifty-two whole yottaroos of memory with seven of which are currently vacant! And look at what's in this monstrosity: Huge collection of Pokémon Savefiles, Full Dolphin 6.4 library, Romhacks, Journals, Video Review Projects! Geez, I'm going to need a render farm for this one."

"Yeah, She's right. Lickity-Split's got one Yotta! That's clearly not even enough to contain the atomic structure of a Toddler!" laughed a jokey shadow in a baby blue cloak and red gas mask.

"Hold your tongue, Charlie-Vique!" a 'Sir, Yes, Sir' was issued to Zero-One as Three-Oh-Niner opened the Arcade door to find the humming of Arcade Machines as the freshly activated title screens do their dances upon the electromagnetic boots of the shadow powering the then de-energized libraries of pure data. Glancing at the machines adorning the Arcade, the shadow known as Three-oh-Niner cracked a faint smile of nostalgia upon seeing a 'Sugar Rush' Machine. "Check the PDT for survivors and render their bodies back into existence..."

"Roger that." Three-Oh-Niner said as it connected its hard drive to the PDT to find that its battery only had three days' worth of juice left in it.

"A ten month wait in a seven month battery... Talk about making it last..." Blushed Three-Oh-Niner as it started to activate the render machine that teleport humans like them between the real world and their Personal Datascape.

"Scan for any userforms stored inside your databanks for rendering process." commanded Three-Oh-Niner as it warmed up its voice to sing 'the verse of atmosphere' to protect the Arcade from the poisonous metatoxin.

A life to cherish
as I slowly perish
fate has a brighter future than you see
breathe in the magic
breathe in your memories
wake up to the newest reality.
the dream I wish...
bring forth what I miss...
and bring forth the air that we used to breathe.
a fantasy
a memory
of what mankind has lost.

[edit] rescue

A barrier of water begins to surround the arcade as she finishes its song to check on the render machine as it finished recreating the physical bodies of its users. One of them being a big, broad man with messy crimson locks matched only by the hair all across his limbs. The stubble on his chin decorated with a Cheeto crumb or two as he scratched the pot belly underneath his blue undershirt which was sandwiched under a plaid-red buttonshirt and over a black shirt. By the man's side was a young girl no older than eight who wore a teal shirt and mismatched socks

"Love the helmet, bucko." the man complimented, unaware of the shadow's purpose. "Brings the whole 'Sugar Rush: Sweet Racers' vibe to the look. But I gotta-"

"Oh, Snap, You're The Game Wreckers!" jumped Three-oh-Niner with delight as it got onto its comlink! "Guys! Guys! Look who just rescued some cewebrities tonight!"

"Niner, please stop fangirling and get the survivors their survival masks." demanded a stern commanding voice to which Three-Oh-Niner sighed back: "Fine, Flan-Wow, as you wish."

"Van, she's..." Studdered the "s-she's-"

"Yeah, I'm a Drifter, so consider me your meal ticket outta here!" smiled Three-Oh-Niner under her helmet.

"Wow! This means we're finally gonna see the SPRING!" smiled the little girl. "All the friends we've been sealed off from, more people to talk to besides ya, a quickly growing Datascape Farm, We've finally found a drifter willing to take us off this rock!"

"Okay, kid, chill out. We don't really know how many others are out there." reminded the man, "So, I take it you want me to unbolt this puppy and remove it from the stage."

"Please."

Three-Oh-Niner attached the Surge Protector strip and all the Arcade Games connected throughout onto a d-Mail to SPRING, The Game Wreckers watched the atoms of the arcade cabinets fly through the window and into SPRING as they drilled the screws holding the PDT to the floor out of the sockets for Transit. The man pulled it up and placed it onto the cargo.

The two got into the passenger cart that generated itself from an LED light beam projector on the side of the Bike as Three-Oh-Niner sat down and started to rev the bike's engine. The two got in with their PDT in tow and it drove off with the rest of the Drifter's Brethren.

[edit] evacuate

Eventually, the Drifters zigzagged to the top of a tower of screens. "It looks like it could have been some giant... HUD Interface."

"Really?" glared Alpha-Bravo.

"I could tell cause they're all full of ads." snarked Three-Oh-Niner. This gained a chuckle or two as the seven Drifters gazed at the marble torch standing as a grim reminder of the utopia it once was.

"So... How much did you get?" said the well-built shadow.

"I got five lorebooks, a PS4, 360, And a few GBA Cartridges." said One-Eighter.

"I got an iPad with dozens of Audiobooks." Charlie-Vique added.

"I got like three complete shows on DVD."

"I got a Rock." Yana-Bravo sighed...

"But are they dupes, soldier?!" howled Zero-One. They glanced at their findings, argued towards the different monsters in their saves could be salvaged, Groaned in dissatisfaction towards not getting more than one or two new concepts, and sighed in depression that the city had ran out of life.

"Yet another 'Silent Night, Deadly Night'." Reference aside, the main shadow who spoke those words regarded this once glimmering capitol of a once proud nation of a once rich and beautiful world, was regarded as just another dead village.

"...Really, Joel!?" Spewed Alpha-Bravo. "You're really playing out one of the largest cities of a long-since-destroyed country with jokes?!"

"Well, considering my purpose in the new system," Sighed Zero-One. "What else can we do to keep the Nothing off our backs, Phil?"

Alpha-Bravo merely shot at one of the fragment barrier's zeicott, blowing it to bits and weakening the Barrier it projects resulting in the top of a building disintegrating into data.

"There's a thing called growing seasons that we can't have here anymore because, hey, lifeless void of nonexistence here." Zero-One retorted.

"Maybe if you didn't keep us locked inside that rubik's cube of a virtual reality for so long, maybe I could have stopped the nothing from showing up!" Alpha-Bravo roared in frustration, "Maybe my superpowers could have saved humanity from being homeless!?"

"Alright, alright, no need to linger on what ifs and what shoulds," chuckled Dapper-Zeke as she mounted her masked steed. "What matters is that we book it and leave this fragment to rot."

Alpha-Bravo was dumbfounded. "But Mom!"

"Forget it, Phil. We gotta skidoo before the nothing comes to." Rhymed Zero-One.

"Commander Zero-One's right. With any luck, the Ocean of Woe will spread through the shard first." Charlie-Vique added, "That's when the textured Freimwyrtz start flocking here."

"And what about us!" cried the Game Wrecker in Red, now brandishing his gas mask. "This City was our home!"

"Which grew more and more uninhabitable as the months went on." Three-Oh-Niner reminded "...to the point where you need masks like the ones I gave you simply to survive outside that Datascape of yours."

And with that, the group ventured back to the 'Passage of SPRING' A gateway to their ever-growing digital santuary beyond the shards of the shattered reality they once called home.

In the end of the final century of the Second Millennium, this reality was gold and good, but greed and bigotry slowly took hold, wars were caused out of spite and fear, innocent lives slaughtered and devoured, and at the very apex of such hateful dominion in the year 2022, the cosmos cracked and hundreds upon thousands of different universes were split asunder as a single piece was lost, a shard of the canon.

Then the nothing came and devoured as much of the remains as it could, all the while two new races appeared within the decayed ruin of reality: The Cruel Retcons, The Gentle Tropeless. And it is deep within the prototypical datascape where the Retcons took control. And now, once more, they gather in the Cosmos Chamber to draw new life from the Undying Sun of the Nothing. The Retcons with their hard and twisted bodies, their harsh and twisted wills, For centuries, the three-thousand have ruled the Ruins left by man, Yet now, only Twenty-One Remain... A dying race, ruled by a dying emperor, imprisoned among themselves in a dying continuity, for this is the way of the Retcons, as they ravage the land, so too they draw new life from the Sun, through the power of their source, their treasure, their fate, the Fated Keyhole.

But today, the Nothing's nourishment gives them no comfort. Today, an author lies dying. Today, a new author must seige the throne.

Zero-One = Joel Dawson Alpha-Bravo = Phil Argus Three-Oh-Niner = Sweet Racers!Vanellope One-Eighter Yana-Bravo Charlie-Vique Dapper-Zeke = Jessica Argus

[edit] Chapter 1: The wings of the Fruitbat

[edit] This is Real Life

"In the year 2022, The Crystal Cracked, and here, far from the SPRING, The Tropeless came to live in a dream of peace." I read from the pages of my library book. "Their ways were the gentle ways of natural wizards, numbly recording their findings in the journals held by each. Three-Thousand Books make up this mythical library, yet now, twenty-one remain unfinished..."

[edit] Arrival

Three-Thousand Books make up this mythical library, yet now, twenty-one remain unfinished... A dying race, eternally cursed to undergo the same routine as their fallen members, recording their teachings and their memories with the written word. But today, the ritual gives no comfort. Today, the wisest of the Tropeless lies dying. Today, they send for a child beyond the SPRING and the boundaries of Phantastimas, a child with a strong spirit to save them and reality from the grasp of the Chronicle Emperor.

"Why do the die?" asked Bonnie.

I glanced toward the little angel and smiled, "The exact same reason most of us people die."

"Why do we die?" That question made me freeze up, what am I supposed to tell her. I then got out the Hooper manuver... "Because." I couldn't think of a better answer.

Bonnie got quiet.

[edit] Realmchained

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SS: this better be worth dragging us away from our Mark of Mastery Exams, Eraqus
gC: I'm Serious!
gC: I got this invite to an important huddle that can change our lives forever!
gC: or at least, that's what I think it's gonna be.
Sv: ...
gC: Also, the huddlemaster's got Masako's contact information.
Sv: WHAT!
SS: Eraqus, you sly fox. How did you manage to get him here?!
gC: He said he had to do something really important with us?
Sv: like what, dare I ask?
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cG: ATTENTION, WORTHLESS HUMANS! I COME BRINGING NEWS OF A NEW MULTIMEDIA PROPOSAL FOR HOMESTUCK 2.0.
gC: Geez!
gC: Is that... Literally how you type!?
cG: ALL THE BETTER TO *EMPHASISE* MY POINT WITH, YOU CLODS!
gC: Looks like somebody's a Cookie Cat, huh?
cG: SHUT UP! IT WAS ONLY *ONCE*
cG: WHICH THEN SPIRALED INTO A BINGE WATCHING SESSION,
cG: ...EYE-GUZZLING THAT SHOW AND THAT SHOW WITH THE BLUE CAT.
gC: ...clearly.
gC: so, why bring us here?
cG: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
cG: TO CREATE A UNIQUE LET'S PLAY EXPERIENCE WITH THE HOMESTUCK BRAND!
cG: BUT WE'LL GET TO THAT WHEN WE GET TO THAT...
cG: BECAUSE WE HAVE WORDS FROM THE MASTERMIND OF THIS PROJECT!

[edit] Interview

What does Homestuck mean to you?

It's kind of like Kingdom Hearts in that the community is pretty creative with fanart, fanfics, fantheories, music, and all that. Both became spawling mythologies oozing with memorable characters, both saw its share of tragedies and both see death become a two-way street in some way, shape, or form. But the difference with Homestuck is that ever since the first day: Homestuck listens. Homestuck knows. This is what allowed it to see all sorts of creativity flow from it, even one of its most talented composers Toby Fox produced Undertale, one of the greatest video games of all time, because of support from the many fans of Homestuck, dude even slept in Lord Hussie's Basement!

Who is your favorite character?

For me, It's sort of a toss-up between Dave Strider and Calliope, both are nice guys at heart that have been tossed in an increasingly dire situation, even encountering alternative versions of themselves, deceased alternative versions, mind you- And after six years and twelve months of putting up with all sorts of drek on top of having to their respective brothers being themselves, you can feel for those two and I am more than happy that they made it out of Act Seven alive. Personally, I gravitate more towards Calliope cause she sees herself as ugly and thus is not comfortable in her own skin, desparately desiring to be her fantroll Callie Ohpeee.

How do you feel the end of Homestuck?

I feel it's kind of unresolved, we don't know what happened with Ms Paint, Aradia, Sprites, The Felt, and all that. Not to mention we haven't really seen Lord English, to put it bluntly, get dunked on. And don't get me started on Hussie's little goof with the frog switch! But that's the fun of homestuck, there's always a mystery to solve, that there are hints to future shenanagans, clues as to who might one day join the cast.

What kind of world would you create if you got your mitts on a copy of SBURB?

I'm gonna do the Haruhi Suzumiya treatment, Aliens, Time Travelers, Ghosts, Monsters and Espers, the kind of environment that main player John Egbert would thrive in. But I also want to make sure that there are people who can fight off any threat and defend their city and the world if things escalate high enough, but if we're talking a realistic wish that would improve the world, I'd make it so Money in Politics is strictly forbidden, complete with loosened copyright laws.

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cG: THANK YOU, PROJECT MASTERMIND!
cG: NOW, HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK.
cG: ME AND MY TEAM OF GODS PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
cG: A HUMAN DORK PLAYS SPLATOON,
cG: A HUMAN QUEER PLAYS SMASH BROS,
cG: TWO HUMAN BUCKETS DO THESE NUZLOCKE RUNS.
cG: AND I DO INTERNET REVIEWS!
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cT: You mean that the guy who's voicing... literally everyone here does Internet reviews!
cG: PFTH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
cG: AS IF ANY OLD LOSER COULD AT LEAST STAND UP TO MY STANDARD OF WORDS!
cT: Well, we've built a world that...
cT: TBH, we're all in danger of 100sing
sV: ...wut.
gC: We're still getting Masako's handle, right?
cG: SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!
cT: On second thought, A multimedia presentation should do the trick.
cG: WAIT...
cG: YOU CAN DO THAT!?
cT: of course,
cG: why else have I been milking the computer room for hours on end?
cG: ...
cG: PROCEED...

[edit] John's Saturday Splatfoolery

cT: For those of you who are in the mood for clowns 100sing their balance over gamepad controls, we have John Egbert, who will hopefully be played by Devon Becker from the Voiceover Nexus team behind Let's Read Homestuck in John's Saturday Splatf001ery.
cG: IF YOU'RE STILL READING UP ON THIS, WE INTEND ON GETTING AS MUCH OF THE LETS READ HOMESTUCK CAST ON THE WHAT PUMPKIN TEAM AS WE CAN, AND THAT INCLUDES SUPER BLUE BADGER AS OUR NARRATOR.
cT: As I was saying, The Heir of Breath we've followed since the very first page in the original comic will be heading up Saturday Splatf001ery, A weekly two hour livestream where he plays Splatoon with fans and potential fans around the world.
cT: Watch as he struggles to manuver the game's controls,
cT: oggle as he cringes at the dank memes that plague the wide open range of Miiverse,
cT: and laugh with John as he does things as only he can with all the referential humor it entails.
cT: You can naturally interact with the stream by means of voting for the weapon you'd like John to equip in the Second Hour.
cT: And for Splatfests, He will invite everyone over to score points, changing on the hour for seven hours straight.

[edit] Jake's Sunday Splatoonery

cG: BUT SUPPOSE YOU'RE INTO MAINSTREAM FRANCHISES, THEN WHAT ELSE COULD YOU DO?
cT: Well, that's what Jake English lined up for Sunday with Jake's Sunday Smashdashery, which sees Jake interacting with any of us *GODS* as you keep clopping about calling us.
cG: WELL, IT'S *TRUE!*
cT: Potentially Starring Mido Ringer as Alpha Kid Jake English, The title of the show pretty much says it all.
cT: Jake plays Super Smash Bros with his nineteen other comrades online. When fighting online, it's fun to see them interact with their characters, when gathered around locally, i.e. at Mido's place where he is to record his streams, that's when things get mildly interesting.
cT: Ranging from the Trolls that made the brand famous duking it out in full eight-player smash craziness to even an appearance or two from Doc Scratch the acting leader of the nefarious felt during a round of Smash Tour. Jake English is going to take y'all for a tailspin that will leave you yelling "TOO BAD IT'S SUNDAY!"
cT: "I wouldn't be distracted by Hilarious Smash Livestream Antics Tomorrow..."

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gC: And they're both on the Wii U?!
SS: Of course.
SS: are you infering that you lack a Wii U
gC: Ugh!
gC: Bite me, Yen-Sid! I just got my 3DS a few months ago!
gC: I'm fracking broke!
sV: maybe if you tried to round up some more munny, maybe you'd have enough to buy one.
gC: I got my copy of the 3DS Version,
gC: I'm perfectly capable of fighting this Jake English punk!
cT: good, because you're going to be fighting a lot more than just Jake.
sV: This'll be a riot...
gC: Hey, Masako's online!
cG: WHY, YES, IN FACT, SHE *IS!*
gC: Dude! Now's your chance!
gC: Just ask her out on a date at Beast's Castle and It'll turn out alright, trust me.
sV: I'm not too sure...
sV: She wouldn't chose a profile name as thick headed as, say, Zoosmell Pooplord. She's certainly a tease, but she's not that immature.
Zoosmellpooplord has joined the huddle
sV: yeah...
sV: that...
gC: c'mon. Xehanort.
gC: Maybe she's using a dummy account. I hear most chicks do that to avoid attention.
Zp: I swear, It was bad enough that you stuck me with this crappy username. But to show it off to a bunch of complete strangers you rounded up for your pet project.
cG: LOOK, FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID NOT WANT TO DO THIS.
cG: I WAS A *HIRED HAND* FOR A PROPOSAL FOR HOMESTUCK 2.0.
cG: AKA THE ONLY WAY WE'RE ABLE TO FLESH OUT THIS UNIVERSE OF OURS!
sV: Uh, excuse me.
sV: Am I speaking with a Zoosmellpooplord
Zp: Ugh.
Zp: Yeah, you've got that right.
sV: is this Masako Kuroshii.
Zp: Karkat.
Zp: Did you take this piece of S#!P account name you stuck me with for HuddleHombre...
Zp: and pass it off as a girl's dummy account.
cG: UUUUHHH....
cT: yes.
cG: ARGH! LET'S JUST GET THIS PRESENTATION OVER WITH!
cT: Yeah, But not before 'Suddenly Nuzlockes'.
cG: DRAT, FORGOT ABOUT THOSE DIMZOS!

[edit] Suddenly, Nuzlockes

cT: These sort of Let's Plays are to Start around Thanksgiving,
cT: You know, that holiday between Ha110ween and Xmas?
cT: The One where you stuff your face with Pizza and Poultry?
cT: The Birthday of Mystery Science Theater 3000?
cG: WE KNOW WHAT THANKSGIVING IS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH?!
cT: Okay.
cT: 'Suddenly, Nuzlockes!' is a series of playthroughs of numerous Pokemon Games and such featuring Jade Harley and Jane Crocker navigating their way through the soon-to-be seven generations of the Pokemon World.
cT: And this includes both games set in the Orre region.
cT: For the poor f00ls who haven't been infected by the sheer demoic power that is 4chan,
Zp: Christ, it makes me feel sick just by thinking about that site.
cT: If a Pokemon falls in battle, it must be benched in a specific box never to be used until you become the champion,
cT: you are only allowed to catch one Pokemon per area until you become the champion,
cT: There are certain other rulesets that can be adapted in each run, you know...
cT: the usual limits you place on yourself with to make Pokemon Harder than the programmers at game freak would want.
Zp: So, how's it going to start.
cT: How else would it start? With Pokémon Sun and Moon for the Nintendo 3DS... Unless the games are either old news or not yet released at the time the whole 'Let's Play Channel' Angle gets itself greenlit.
cT: IF EITHER SCENARIO ENDS UP HAPPENING, IT'S RED AND BLUE ALL THE WAY, BABY!
Zp: Going with the overrated classic,
Zp: Neat-O!
cT: Jade and Jane will each do a different playthrough, alternating between Tuesdays and Thursdays.
cG: NOW CAN WE GET TO THE REAL MEAT OF THE CHANNEL?
Zp: Yeah, I think the three are ready to know.

[edit] Homestuck Act 8

Zp: Eraqus, Right? Can you recap the fairy tale of how your world was born?
gC: Know it like the back of my hand.
gC: A long time ago, there was a world not unlike our own.
Zp: ...yeah, right.
gC: wut.
Zp: nothing.
gC: The world once was governed with good intentions, but time and again, those intentions were buried by charlatans controlled by greed, bigotry, and fear.
SS: like Ursius,
sV: and the rest of the masters for that matter.
gC: Dudes!
gC: Do you want us to get in in trouble?
Zp: Oh, this server's private.
Zp: So unless things get dicey, they won't hear a peep about this conversation.
cG: SO YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT THIS SPEK OR YOU ARE CHALKED!
gC: Okay, Okay. We'll keep quiet.
gC: as I was saying.
gC: Love, goodwill and generosity would time and again pull through to the end
gC: and the people who stood against those virtues often boiled over to the top not very long afterward.
gC: the powers these people weild have differed over time but the morals of this world remain the same.
gC: There will always be dreamers,
gC: dreamers who play, who imagine, who create, who fight,
gC: who erase,
Zp: I like where you're going with this prelude here, but knowing the world as it is now, we can easily guess what's coming
gC: One day,
gC: The erasers won.
Zp: Of course, they did.
gC: Swarms of Erasing Arrows struck the world down in every nook and in every cranny,
gC: Until the earth was nothing but an idea once again.
cG: OKAY, WHEN THE HELL DO WE ADAPT *THAT PART* INTO A CHRONICLES BOOK?
Zp: I don't know, dude.
Zp: But yeah, that sounds like an awesome pitch for a book series, dude.
gC: let.
gC: Me.
gC: Finish!
gC: But through the stories cherished by the hearts of children.
gC: The world began anew.
Zp: And that's where you guys come in.
SS: Is that so?
Zp: Yeah, you three are among the main characters of Project: Realmchained.
Zp: The World's first serialized Let's Play universe
sV: Weren't there others beforehand.
Zp: None where you play two games at once.
gC: Cool!
gC: But how would that even work?
Zp: Simple, One guy acts as the player for the main game while you guys interact with the player character and whatever buddies you might meet in the timeline.
Zp: We'll even sprinkle in your own adventures throughout every part of every game the main player.
gC: Sweet!

[edit] Cave Story

sV: But how do we know where the enigmatic 'player' will strike first.
cG: HE'S STARTING WITH AN INDIE CLASSIC, FOLKS. THE ONE THAT SINGLE-HANDEDLY PAVED THE WAY FOR THE INDIE BOOM WE'VE GOT TODAY!
cG: LITTERALLY.
cG: THE GAME WAS MADE BY THIS ONE DUDE.
cG: BY HIMSELF.
gC: Whoa.
cT: And the game and every game after that will be fully voiced.
SS: I will admit, it is no easy task for one person to undertake.
SS: But from what I gather, Its story has enough characters to be noticable.
SS: However in the worlds would one man be able to voice all these characters?
cT: He won't.
cT: We're aiming to hire a full cast to dub certain scenes if not every scene in every game altogether.
cT: Even when you're on the IM chatrooms talking to those characters.
sV: So, you're going for a feel similar to Let's Read Homestuck?
sV: Interesting.
sV: How will you pay for all the actors.
cT: That's the point, we're opening an audition for this project to get off the ground.
cT: It may seem like a downgrade,
cT: But I assure you, we intend on working with the producer of the game and the game after that.
sV: Wow.
sV: You're so fixed on making this a functioning part of the mythos.
cG: WELL, EXCUSE US FOR BEING LOCKED UP IN THIS GOD ROOM.
cG: WE JUST LEARNED WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE WORLD BEFORE YOURS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Zp: Geez, you don't have to get all fussy about it.
Zp: But yeah, It's so Clucked up at what happened back home during the whole 'SBURB' thing.
cT: Buck off, at least we didn't expand atoms to the size of mini-vans to hit each other with.

[edit] Underline

cG: AND ONCE THE PLAYER BEATS A GAME'S INITIAL CAMPAIGN, THE VIEWERS OF THE SHOW ARE GIVEN A TEASER FOR THE NEXT GAME. THEN THEY HAVE TO PICK BETWEEN MOVING ON TO THAT NEW GAME OR COMPLETE THE CURRENT GAME 100%.
gC: So, What kind of games can we expect to play besides cave story.
Zp: Well, sit right back and We'll show you.

[edit] BokuroundMENT

Philipe Dauman = Myotismon (Digimon Adventure)
Tetsuya Nomura = Kurata (Digimon Data Squad)
Keiji Inafune = Lucemon (Digimon Frontier)

[edit] Viacom

Philipe Dauman: So, Kaijirian. Thought that Darry the Digrat's plan to prevent our little Keyblade War would go unfoiled?

Dorie: Honestly, making friends with some of the instigators online was pretty much my safest bet.

Tetsuya Nomura: But Xeharnort is the personification of Darkness and evil and Badness-

Dorie: No! He's a kind young boy who actually wants light and darkness to be perfectly balanced, you bigoted weeaboo!

Tetsuya Nomura: Well, you're just Jelly of how bright my HAR is! Super Dee-Duper Jelly!

Dorie: God fucking damn it, Nomura.

Caitlyn: Geez, the government's gonna love what you pundits are doing here

Ignott: Of course they they know, We own the world's politicians and we indoctrinate our corporate propaganda into future servants.

Err: We even hide facts from dose morons to keep them zip-locked in their 'safe space'

SwaySway: Besides, we got a reinterpeted version on standby.

Master Xehanort: Incoherent rambling of seven lights and thirteen darknesses.

Philipe Dauman: We're giving you a front row seat to the debut of Viacom's latest supercopyrighter Keiji Inafune and his Mighty Pizzasplosioninator!

Keiji Inafune: Nice to be here, guys. I'm just glad that I realized that stealing money is much better than having Imagination!

Robotnik: Yes, who even needs it when merchandise is King!

SwaySway: I like him! Badeuce, Put him on a Shirt!

Badeuce: You got it Bef!

Eggman: So, what sort of ideas do you have for our servers, laddie.

Keiji Inafune: So I was thinking, <The Logic of Time Travel in Kingdom Hearts>

Tetsuya Nomura: I have opinions against that.

Robotnik: Denied! Your time has passed! (A Lucemon T-Shirt pops up) Long live the new gaurd!

Philipe Dauman: Now for the meat of the meeting, we're just about ready to initiate the full cosmic transmutation of my true cherubic form!

SwaySway: Well Eviled!

Keiji Inafune: Ah, yes. Good Evil.

Robotnik: Mmhm, Yes. Magnificent Evil.

Err: Yeah, Good Evil, man. Good Evil.

Ignott: Great Evil, my good sir.

Badeuce: You have a Point, I am Fat.

Philipe Dauman: Soon, every atom in the time-space area will bow before my omnipotence, my omnipresence, my cosmic fortress!

(Cut to Rob Simmons looking at a game case for Kingdom Hearts 1.5)

Rob: Kingdom Hearts? Oh, those clods!

[edit] Overstepped our Boundaries

Ignott: Gentlemen, I have found out the obvious truth that we have overstepped our boundaries.

Tetsuya Nomura: Well, we were a little vague on the messages of my masterpiece.

Keiji Inafune: No, you idiot, He's talking about kidnapping the Fairies of every version of Fairy World in each episode of the Fairly Oddparents and draining them of Magic, Mana and Life force energy.

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