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==Power Riders== | ==Power Riders== | ||
==Power Cure== | ==Power Cure== | ||
| - | =[[Rebel Taxi | + | =[[Rebel Taxi]] Nigo= |
| + | ==7 reasons why TOEI must dump SABAN BRANDS== | ||
| + | ===7: Lazy Translations=== | ||
| + | ===6: The "Power Ups"=== | ||
| + | ===5: === | ||
| + | ===4: === | ||
| + | ===3: Nickelodeon's Greed=== | ||
| + | ===2: Disney's Changed=== | ||
| + | ===1: Gangnam Girls=== | ||
| + | I've said it before in the earlier, much less mature rant. Laziness can be excused, World-Threatening Racism cannot. | ||
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| + | ==Thin Crust Loves KINGDOM HEARTS (TheKHRP)== | ||
| + | <Pan Pizza: The Coach> | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: Okay, So what in godbear's name has you believing that you're Rebel Taxi Material? | ||
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| + | <Thin Crust: Rookie of the Year> | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Well, I've got this Idea for a video segment It's called the 'Waifu of the Day'. | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: The What? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: My friend this is where I Select an Image of a chick that Turns me on rock hard and then Immortalise it on my Wall! | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: Do you have an Example of this new gag? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Quite, do you know why they're going for a prequel instead of a sequel... | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: I'm sure they have a legitamate reason fo-(sees the Waifu) Ohh...Ohhhhhh!!! AW! YES! | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Think she's a better Idea than Monsters University... | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: Hell to the Yes! | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Thank you, As for my Segment Idea, Try this on for Size! | ||
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| + | (Intro) | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: Ooohh... Pirated, I like that part in ya. | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: And what do ya think of the set? | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: <Your Opinion of the Set> | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Alright, We've got a Show to do so let's get right to it. You and Me are gonna roll on through the entire Seeker of Darkness Saga for the Project, Run down an Elaborate Analysis of each of the Games and get into details of what we want to see. We add the Characters to our boster board that we've got there and plan out our story with you guys the fans. The first thing we gotta do is this... (drops the Xehanort Saga in the Garbage) with that said, lets dig into the leftovers. | ||
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| + | ===(1-Davis Family, Bonnie Anderson)=== | ||
| + | Pan Pizza: uhhhh... Toy Story? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: yep. | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: the first ever CGI feature length film | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: yep. | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: What? Are ya pulling my leg or somthin... huh? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: No Sempai, I'm ensuring Kingdom Hearts III becomes the first ever Interactive Motion Picture | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: What? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: It's a dream of mine... I'd be delighted to see this dream realised. | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: Yeah, Nobody Cares so... Why them? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Why do I think the Davis clan and Bonnie Anderson are Important Characters? Well, in this story I'm setting up, Terra is Andy's Older Brother and Eraqus is the Father. | ||
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| + | ==Step 1: birth by sleep== | ||
| + | --- | ||
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| + | Next is Vanitas, a creepy mofo who spawns these Unversed creatures all over place. | ||
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| + | And finally, There's Master Anthony Brian Xehanort. He's more or less a good guy who will ultimately reboot the franchise without that Rich Bitch Destiny Taking the wheel. He knows for a fact that nopony can die in this kind of Franchise, just ask Nomura! | ||
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| + | ==Step 2: Kingdom Hearts== | ||
| + | And this is where we get the Sora, Riku and Kairi we've come to know. Let's Add the Toys to our Box here | ||
| + | ==Step 3: Chain of Memories== | ||
| + | ==Step 4: 358/2 Days== | ||
| + | ==Step 5: Kingdom Hearts II== | ||
| + | ==Step 6: coded== | ||
| + | ==Step 7: Dream Drop Distance== | ||
| + | --- | ||
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| + | And Reibranz makes it all complete! Give him a round of applause, for he's the last character we're gonna get in the games so far! Let us Cinnabrate! | ||
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| + | ==To The Future (KHRP Game)== | ||
| + | ==RebelTaxi Loves TURNER BROADCASTING (Donald Trump)== | ||
| + | Pan Pizza: Welcome Back to Divorce Horse! If you are just joining us, Donald Trump needs to his Broadcasting Empire beyond Just the Apprentice. | ||
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| + | --- | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Pan, We wish to negotiate some terms for Donald Trump. | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates STEVEN MOFFAT (#Trump4Who)== | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates LET'S KILL HITLER (WtFaiz, River!?)== | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates THE WEDDING OF RIVER SONG (Isn't It All Pointless?)== | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates THE DOCTOR, THE WIDOW AND THE WARDROBE (Androzani, What!?)== | ||
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| + | And Now, If you excuse me. I have a Six Hour Challenge to Run for Toonami and a Best Doctor Who Stories List to compile for the Campaign. And seeing as the Toonami Six Hour is Super Cereal because Cartoons, The Latter of the two (Pulls Snacks from under the Table) It's Gonna be all Your Fault! Pepsico Foodstuffs Wrapped in Kilbasa and Spicy Italian Sausages, Don't fail me now! | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates ASYLUM OF THE DALEKS (Just Cameos!?!)== | ||
| + | Thin Crust: This Episode...Ugh! | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: What he's saying is... Ugh! | ||
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| + | Both: It makes no... Gah!!! | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Asylum of the Daleks... I mean this is the lowest a Dalek story can possibly get, Lower than Destiny of the Daleks, Lower than Revalation, Evolution even! This thing looses to the one where a Dalek Rams a Guy up his Time Vortex to become...This! | ||
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| + | --- | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: This is by far the Jumping the Shark Moment of all Dalek-kind, Ruining them for the rest of the series and I hope to christ that the Daleks are soon Retired after this episode because we cant handle what kind of re-establishment Moffat would have in Store for the Show. | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: With a Plot made of Swiss Cheese and wasted opportunities aplenty, this is by far the worst season opener since Warriors of the Deep. If you know what that is from whatever source you heard it from, please go take a few minutes with us... (He and Pan Pizza stare into the Mirror in tears) | ||
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| + | -Transition- | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Now do you understand why we need this Masterplan? | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates THE ANGELS TAKE MANHATTAN (Predictable)== | ||
| + | For this episode Moffat should be bringing his A-Game. He would ensure that the Ponds' Exit from the Show is a worthwhile adventure and perk up those who still have faith in him after the total train wrecks he wrote beforehand... | ||
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| + | Ya know, This scene is not only pointless but it spoils the surprise you've got for Rory! Speaking of The boy who waited... | ||
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| + | --- | ||
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| + | If anyone in the audience does not see this tombstone being important later allow me to get you a number for a good psychiatrist. | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates THE SNOWMEN (Old Monster Desecration)== | ||
| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates THE BELLS OF SAINT JOHN (Interchangeable)== | ||
| + | In the Prequel, The Doctor Encounters Clara as a little Girl... | ||
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| + | My, God... She is Amy Pond! Just dye her hair ginger and boom! Amy Pond! Are you even Trying, Steve? | ||
=Story= | =Story= | ||
