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==Power Riders== | ==Power Riders== | ||
==Power Cure== | ==Power Cure== | ||
| - | =[[Rebel Taxi | + | =[[Rebel Taxi]] Nigo= |
| + | ==The Downfall of RAVE (Thin Crust's Introduction)== | ||
| + | I'm feeling Rather Bored today so I figured "Hey! Why not become a rant guy?" But then I wondered, which style should I steal... Then it came to me while taking out the Garbage last week! | ||
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| + | (Intro) | ||
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| + | {♪??? - Chocolate Rain (8-bit form)} | ||
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| + | Welcome aboard the Newly Perchased off eBay Ghost Planet Spaceship Absolution Mk-II, The Rebel Taxi's Interstellar Spaceship, Outfitted with some spare TARDIS parts I found on a giant space rock. I'll definately give you the tour later. For now, here comes my first Rant! Let's see, "#DisneyWho movement", "Hype Machine Debut", "Nintendo Joint Venture", "Crossover Review with Lenny and Shinko", A-ha! Rave Cinemas Ltd. had everything going for em. Founded at the tail end of the 90s in the Hometown of Screwattack that we called 'Dallas, Texas'. Rave was lightning in a bottle that seemed bright at first but now the company's in a tailspin and they'll probably end up becoming a Yamask like my chain smokin' Great Grandma. To put it in perspective, Rave was in control of 62 theaters in 21 States. They wanted to keep biggering and biggering with theater perchases, theater enhancements and theater construction, all their rush to grow the company has done is practically shoot themselves in the craw as now the big four theater chains are eager to go all Orange Juice Simpson on their asses. And go all Orange Juice Simpson on their asses they did. | ||
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| + | {♪ Megaman 1 - Boss Theme} | ||
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| + | October 2012: Carmike, $19 million American US Dollars in cash plus $100 million more in lease obligations for All but one of Alabama's Seven locations, All but one of Florida's Five locations, All of One location in Illinois, All Both of Indiana's Locations, A location in Pennsylvania, The lone location in Tennessee, Even their own Texan homebase isn't Safe with two more locations plucked for a Total of sixteen! | ||
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| + | November 27, 2012: AMC pries four theaters out of Rave's Corral, Gobbling up their Louisiana Location and finishing off Alabama and Florida... You'd think they'd leave Rave alone, right? *WRONG!* | ||
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| + | January 4, 2013: AMC Snags from Rave again, This time they swipe a California Location, claim their Cinematic Strongholds in Nebraska and Nevada, Shoot their puppy in North Carolina and Their biggest Team in Ohio lost two of it's Homegrown Locations to AMC's Clutches adding Six to their Four to Make Ten. So there you go, 36 locations remain in the Rave Franchise, but the worst has yet to come... | ||
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| + | {♪??? - Reading Rainbow Bump} | ||
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| + | Okay, since we've made to the here and now, thought I'd show you the Waifu of the Day. See, this is why we're getting Monsters University according to XXX. Mary Gibbs, once called Boo in an adventure from when she was still in training pants I'll be getting into what turns me off about this prequel real soon. and now back to the Action on *JETIX* Rave's situation seems to look alot like the Discovery Zone fiasco, in the case that it's a passing fad. Case and Point, Do you remember going to DZ... at all... I do. I went there one time in my childhood... I am dead serious! I also remember shoving off to Cinemark once or twice in my life, The two movies I recall seeing are The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, I was hanging out with this chick named Kimberly at the time. And I also vaguely remember going to see a one-day bargain re-release of Pagemaster, I aim to save that movie for a special occasion, I also remember going somewhere else to see the Digimon Movie. Hell, I even owned the freaking VHS tape at one point. Cinemark has Confirmed that all of Rave's New England Locations will be among the Thirty-Two chosen Raves to be perchased, and only three will keep the Rave name and even then their future seems bleak. Though the Deal is under federal review and therefore buys us some time to use those gift tickets before they're rendered invalid, We cannot Ignore the writing on the wall, Cinemark's gonna eat my free Popcorn Refills! | ||
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| + | Dispite the Change-Up, I ain't worried. I survived the Toonami Hibernation of '08, During that time I saw my childhood movie theater change into the Free-ish Popcorn Fountain I wallow in today. Although it may have a different name, I'll always remember the days when it was Marked with a Familiar Logo that concludes the Familiar Policy Trailer you are seeing in front of your screen, right here and now. | ||
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| + | <I await your Flattery> | ||
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| + | P.S. Orange Juice Simpson is now official Slang here at Rebel Taxi. | ||
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| + | ==Thin Crust Loves KINGDOM HEARTS (TheKHRP)== | ||
| + | <Pan Pizza: The Coach> | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: Okay, So what in godbear's name has you believing that you're Rebel Taxi Material? | ||
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| + | <Thin Crust: Rookie of the Year> | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Well, I've got this Idea for a video segment It's called the 'Waifu of the Day'. | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: The What? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: My friend this is where I Select an Image of a chick that Turns me on rock hard and then Immortalise it on my Wall! | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: Do you have an Example of this new gag? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Quite, do you know why they're going for a prequel instead of a sequel... | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: I'm sure they have a legitamate reason fo-(sees the Waifu) Ohh...Ohhhhhh!!! AW! YES! | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Think she's a better Idea than Monsters University... | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: Hell to the Yes! | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Thank you, As for my Segment Idea, Try this on for Size! | ||
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| + | (Intro) | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: Ooohh... Pirated, I like that part in ya. | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: And what do ya think of the set? | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: <Your Opinion of the Set> | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Alright, We've got a Show to do so let's get right to it. You and Me are gonna roll on through the entire Seeker of Darkness Saga for the Project, Run down an Elaborate Analysis of each of the Games and get into details of what we want to see. We add the Characters to our boster board that we've got there and plan out our story with you guys the fans. The first thing we gotta do is this... (drops the Xehanort Saga in the Garbage) with that said, lets dig into the leftovers. | ||
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| + | ===(1-Davis Family, Bonnie Anderson)=== | ||
| + | Pan Pizza: uhhhh... Toy Story? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: yep. | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: the first ever CGI feature length film | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: yep. | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: What? Are ya pulling my leg or somthin... huh? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: No Sempai, I'm ensuring Kingdom Hearts III becomes the first ever Interactive Motion Picture | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: What? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: It's a dream of mine... I'd be delighted to see this dream realised. | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: Yeah, Nobody Cares so... Why them? | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Why do I think the Davis clan and Bonnie Anderson are Important Characters? Well, in this story I'm setting up, Terra is Andy's Older Brother and Eraqus is the Father. | ||
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| + | ==Step 1: birth by sleep== | ||
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| + | Next is Vanitas, a creepy mofo who spawns these Unversed creatures all over place. | ||
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| + | And finally, There's Master Anthony Brian Xehanort. He's more or less a good guy who will ultimately reboot the franchise without that Rich Bitch Destiny Taking the wheel. He knows for a fact that nopony can die in this kind of Franchise, just ask Nomura! | ||
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| + | ==Step 2: Kingdom Hearts== | ||
| + | And this is where we get the Sora, Riku and Kairi we've come to know. Let's Add the Toys to our Box here | ||
| + | ==Step 3: Chain of Memories== | ||
| + | ==Step 4: 358/2 Days== | ||
| + | ==Step 5: Kingdom Hearts II== | ||
| + | ==Step 6: coded== | ||
| + | ==Step 7: Dream Drop Distance== | ||
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| + | And Reibranz makes it all complete! Give him a round of applause, for he's the last character we're gonna get in the games so far! Let us Cinnabrate! | ||
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| + | ==To The Future (KHRP Game)== | ||
| + | ==RebelTaxi Loves TURNER BROADCASTING (Donald Trump)== | ||
| + | Pan Pizza: Welcome Back to Divorce Horse! If you are just joining us, Donald Trump needs to his Broadcasting Empire beyond Just the Apprentice. | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Pan, We wish to negotiate some terms for Donald Trump. | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates STEVEN MOFFAT (#Trump4Who)== | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates LET'S KILL HITLER (WtFaiz, River!?)== | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates THE WEDDING OF RIVER SONG (Isn't It All Pointless?)== | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates THE DOCTOR, THE WIDOW AND THE WARDROBE (Androzani, What!?)== | ||
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| + | And Now, If you excuse me. I have a Six Hour Challenge to Run for Toonami and a Best Doctor Who Stories List to compile for the Campaign. And seeing as the Toonami Six Hour is Super Cereal because Cartoons, The Latter of the two (Pulls Snacks from under the Table) It's Gonna be all Your Fault! Pepsico Foodstuffs Wrapped in Kilbasa and Spicy Italian Sausages, Don't fail me now! | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates ASYLUM OF THE DALEKS (Just Cameos!?!)== | ||
| + | Thin Crust: This Episode...Ugh! | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: What he's saying is... Ugh! | ||
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| + | Both: It makes no... Gah!!! | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Asylum of the Daleks... I mean this is the lowest a Dalek story can possibly get, Lower than Destiny of the Daleks, Lower than Revalation, Evolution even! This thing looses to the one where a Dalek Rams a Guy up his Time Vortex to become...This! | ||
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| + | Pan Pizza: This is by far the Jumping the Shark Moment of all Dalek-kind, Ruining them for the rest of the series and I hope to christ that the Daleks are soon Retired after this episode because we cant handle what kind of re-establishment Moffat would have in Store for the Show. | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: With a Plot made of Swiss Cheese and wasted opportunities aplenty, this is by far the worst season opener since Warriors of the Deep. If you know what that is from whatever source you heard it from, please go take a few minutes with us... (He and Pan Pizza stare into the Mirror in tears) | ||
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| + | -Transition- | ||
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| + | Thin Crust: Now do you understand why we need this Masterplan? | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates THE ANGELS TAKE MANHATTAN (Predictable)== | ||
| + | For this episode Moffat should be bringing his A-Game. He would ensure that the Ponds' Exit from the Show is a worthwhile adventure and perk up those who still have faith in him after the total train wrecks he wrote beforehand... | ||
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| + | Ya know, This scene is not only pointless but it spoils the surprise you've got for Rory! Speaking of The boy who waited... | ||
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| + | If anyone in the audience does not see this tombstone being important later allow me to get you a number for a good psychiatrist. | ||
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| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates THE SNOWMEN (Old Monster Desecration)== | ||
| + | ==RebelTaxi Hates THE BELLS OF SAINT JOHN (Interchangeable)== | ||
| + | In the Prequel, The Doctor Encounters Clara as a little Girl... | ||
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| + | My, God... She is Amy Pond! Just dye her hair ginger and boom! Amy Pond! Are you even Trying, Steve? | ||
=Story= | =Story= | ||
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*[[A Love for Make-Believe]] | *[[A Love for Make-Believe]] | ||
*[[Adric's Crappy Weekend]] | *[[Adric's Crappy Weekend]] | ||
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===The Game Itself=== | ===The Game Itself=== | ||
