Editing Act 299: 300th Episode Spectacular

==Segment 1==
Green Day - American Idiot

(MADtv Intro-Guest Starring: Debra Wilson, Aries Spears, Steve Martin, Sharon Mann and Matthew Géczy as Themselves, Aelita Hopper and Odd Della Robia, Respectively)

'''STEVE MARTIN:''' You Know What's amazing, Many of these Players have been Vurtualised for the very first time, thanks to Steve Martin (Odd Della Robia-Steve Martin-Aelita Hopper)

'''ODD:''' And Odd Della Robia's

'''BOTH MEN:''' Lyoko Home Study Crash Course! More about that later

'''ODD:''' Hello and Welcome to the Transmorphers 300th episode spectacular.

'''AELITA:''' AC couldn't be with us Tonight, Nether Could Dick Clark

'''MIKE:''' AC left Us this Message

(AC's Video)

'''CRISTA:''' Wow, 

'''BOBBY:''' Where's Ryan Seacrest, AC Said He'd Bring Me Ryan Seacrest

'''DEBRA:''' Oh, AC Sent me this vidwindow

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgRFOusKCCI Ryan Seacrest's Message]

''(Return To Odd Della Robia and Aelita Hopper)''

'''ODD:''' Well, That Ruins All Hope of me staying Up until New years

'''Keegan-Michael:''' That's All the Cast Who Made it

'''AELITA:''' Here's The First Ever episode of Transmorphers

[http://www.geocities.com/jruff3/fan_creations/Fanfics/Mr_Friends_Revenge/act_one.html]
[http://www.geocities.com/jruff3/fan_creations/Fanfics/Mr_Friends_Revenge/act_two.html]
[http://www.geocities.com/jruff3/fan_creations/Fanfics/Mr_Friends_Revenge/act_three.html]

'''AELITA:''' And there You Have it! The Official First Episode of Transmorphers

'''Arden Myrin:''' So Everyone, How did anyone Think about it

'''Nicole Parker:''' Good, Liked it.

'''Jordan Peele:''' Let's Hope this thing never Finds it's Way to Cartoon Network

'''Johnny A. Sanchez:''' That's What Simlcasts Are For

'''ODD:''' and We would have Brought Fribbles, The star of the Next Transmorphers Series, Jolt Icejin, But Mr. Hopper Broke the link, Putting Somewhere Seemingly Unaccessable in Carthage.

''{Cut to A Box Seat with Statler and Waldorf inside}''

'''STATLER:''' Oh, Lemmie Guess! the Tower, Perhaps? ''{Both Laugh}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Coming up, another milestone in Transmorphers History

==Segment 2==
Limozeen - sloshy's We dont really even care about you

'''ODD:''' LIMOZEEN EVERYBODY!

'''AELITA:''' When Jolt Icejin Ended, The Fate of Transmorphers Became a Mystery, Untill Joel Dawson Came along.

''(Enter Joel and Phil: 2 Men we Did not see Scence the Base Show's final episode until Today)''

'''JOEL:''' Thanks, I Nutered Phil with a newclear Neutering Device so He'd only Say Rules and Regulations.

''(Phil pulls out an Etch-A-Sketch)''

'''JOEL:''' Aw, Crap. the Etch-A-Sketch! Phil, Show it to the Viewers.

''(Phil holds up the etch-A-Sketch and it reads..."F!@# you Joel")''

'''JOEL:''' That's Not Very Nice.

'''AELITA:''' Let's Look back at one of Bonus Stage's Emotional Episodes

[http://www.bonusstages.com/bonusstage79.html]

(Before the Final Scene)

'''EVAN OMYNOUS:''' It was Horrible, Lilly, as Missy, Learned as much girl power as a Robot Could Know from her... (EVAN OMYNOUS/LILLY OMYNOUS: anne's Older Brother/Little Sister)

'''LILLY OMYNOUS:''' I Was saddend by this horrible Fate for rya, Surprised I Wasn't Existant then, I Think Evan Was. (LILLY OMYNOUS/EVAN OMYNOUS: anne's Little Sister/Older Brother)

'''MISSY OMYNOUS:''' Robot Chicken was the Biggest Mistake in my life. (MISSY OMYNOUS: andy's Older Sister)

'''CASSIDY:''' It was The Saddest Day in bonus stage history. I Think Joel Got Through it, But Phil. He Still Draws a Picture of Rya when he's Not Connunicating with Us (CASSIDY HATMAN: thought to be a boy)

'''CRAIG:''' ''(A smidge faster speech)'' The Bacon Man part was funny, but the drama was added when my wife Died (Craig Kabooder: Widower)

(FINAL SCENE)

'''ODD:''' Our Hat's off to rya, May god give rock and roll to ya'

'''STEVE MARTIN:''' You know, I've been coming to do NBC's "Saturday Night Live" since 1976, and the thing that keeps bringing you back is the people you get to work with.. and I would like to show you something we recorded on this stage in 1978 edited to show Rya. 

(Dancing in the Dark Edited to include Rya)

'''STEVE MARTIN:''' You know, when I look at that tape, I can't help but think how great she Looked in that Outfit, and how young I looked.

'''AELITA:''' Rymanda Botkins Kabooder, We Loved you.

(AC Video 3)

==Segment 3==
All american Rejects - Fall Out Boy's The Carpal Tunnel Of Love

'''AELITA:''' There is one Video Game that Has Robotboy in it, The Transmorphers sonic Game Sonic:Robothedgehog

[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3535717/1/Robothedgehog]
==Segment 4==
We see the crowd is screaming, “HANNAH!!! HANNAH!!! HANNAH!!! HANNAH!!! HANNAH!!!”

And coming on the stage looking more beautiful than ever is none other than blonde haired Hannah Montana herself; she smiled in a greeting as the song started,

Other singers: Out of this world

Out of this world

Hannah: Your smile

It gets me ev'ry time I see you

Your eyes take me away

I don't really know where this is gonna lead to

But it's like

I'm floating in space

Suddenly, out of the green mist came Danny Phantom! He landed on the ground as the crowd now began to scream, “YEAH!!! HANNAH MONTANA!!! DANNY PHANTOM!!! HANNAH MONTANA!!! DANNY PHANTOM!!! HANNAH MONTANA!!! DANNY PHANTOM!!! HANNAH MONTANA!!! DANNY PHANTOM!!!”

Danny smiled as he walked up beside Hannah as they began to sing together,

You take me somewhere

That I've never been before

There's a whole new place waiting

When you open up the door

You're out of this world

I knew that you could make it

You didn't have to fake it

You're never comin' down

You're out of this world

Can't get any better

We're gonna last forever

Keep your head up

Don't look down

You're out of this world

The crowd continues to cheer as Danny stepped closer to the front and smiled happily,

The stars like diamonds up above our heads are falling.

I know that wishes come true.

Hannah: Wishes come true…

Danny: (Smiles over at Hannah who smiled back in reply) Your voice

Hannah: Yeah…

Danny: (holds his hand out to Hannah) Across the universe you were calling.

Like a song from out of the blue.

Hannah took Danny’s outstretched hand as they flew over the crowds’ heads and continued to sing as the crowd cheered.

We're flyin' so high

We're almost at the top

And as long as we're together

I never wanna stop

Danny and Hannah land on the stage for moment as they continued to sing.

Both: You're out of this world

I knew that you could make it

You didn't have to fake it

You're never comin' down

You're out of this world

Can't get any better

We're gonna last forever

Keep your head up

Don't look down

You're out of this world

Hannah: (rushes up to the front of the stage before looking back at Danny who smiled) So many dreams to fly to

And I'll right beside you

We're getting closer to the sun

Danny: Passing by

We'll let the moon astound us

A million stars surround us

Wishing on each one

Hannah and Danny: (they held hands and began to sing slowly and they looked into one another’s eyes) You're out of this world

Can't get any better

We're gonna last forever

Keep your head up

Don't look down

The music picked up again and Danny and Hannah looked back at the crowd.

Both: You're out of this world

I knew that you could make it

You didn't have to fake it

You're never comin' down

You're out of this world

Can't get any better

We're gonna last forever

Keep your head up

Don't look down

You're out of this world

Hannah and other singers: Out of this world

Danny: Out of this world

Hannah and other singers: Out of this world

Danny: Oh yeah

Out of this world

Hannah: (kisses Danny on the cheek) Oh

You’re out of this world

Yeah

As the song faded, the crowd cheered like mad. Danny and Hannah smiled as they waved to the kids who screamed, “HANNAH MONTANA!!! DANNY PHANTOM!!! HANNAH MONTANA!!! DANNY PHANTOM!!! HANNAH MONTANA!!! DANNY PHANTOM!!! HANNAH MONTANA!!! DANNY PHANTOM!!!”

Danny and Hannah left the stage holding hands. Happy that the song they just did helped couples world-wide.

'''ODD:''' DANNY PHANTOM AND HANNAH MONTANA EVERYBODY!

'''STEVE:''' You know, I Know franz hopper

'''AELITA:''' Really,

'''STEVE:''' No but I Did know a member of shadowmark.
==Segment 5==

==Segment 6==
Owner: Hyperion prime

Vocals: Hiei - YuYu Hakusho

Lead Guitarist: Mai -Avatar: The Last Airbender

Guitarist: Beelezamon - Digimon Season 3

Bass: Jack Spicer - Xaiolin Showdown

Drums: Kankaruo - Naruto

Songs:

Enter Sandman - Metallica

Freak On A Leash - Korn

Iron Man - Black Sabbath

The Band ran up the stands as the instruments were already set up for them after a short break. Cartlon then said “Guys! Let’s here it for the Saint Vengeances!” the crowd goes crazy as Hiei took the speaker from Cartlon. “Are first song is Enter Sandman”

(Mai starts the music along with Beelezamon, and then everyone else starts)

Say your prayers little one
Don't forget, my son
To include everyone

Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Something's wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of snow white

Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

(Mai does a very good solo as the male crowd goes crazy)

Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take

Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head

Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never never land

Take my hand

We're off to never never land

Take my hand

We're off to never never land

We're off to never never land

We're off to never never land

The crowd cheers for them, Heidi then said “Next song…Freak On A Leash”

(Mai starts the song as along with the others)

Something takes a part of me.
Something lost and never seen.
Everytime I start to believe,
Something's raped and taken from me... from me.
Life's got to always be messing with me. (You wanna see the light)
Can't they chill and let me be free? (So do I)
Can't I take away all this pain. (You wanna see the light)
I try to every night, all in vain... in vain.
Sometimes I cannot take this place.
Sometimes it's my life I can't taste.
Sometimes I cannot feel my face.
You'll never see me fall from grace
Something takes a part of me.
You and I were meant to be.
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me.
Feeling like a freak on a leash. (You wanna see the light)
Feeling like I have no release. (So do I)
How many times have I felt diseased? (You wanna see the light)
Nothing in my life is free... is free

Sometimes I cannot take this place.
Sometimes it's my life I can't taste.
Sometimes I cannot feel my face.
You'll never see me fall from grace
Something takes a part of me.
You and I were meant to be.
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me.

Boom na da mmm dum na ema
Da boom na da mmm dum na ema (Repeat for a while)

GO! 

(Mai Solo)


So...fight! something on the... dum na ema
Fight...some things they fight
So...something on the... dum na ema
Fight...some things they fight
Fight...something of the... dum na ema
No...some things they fight
Fight...something of the... dum na ema 
Fight...some things they fight

Something takes a part of me.
You and I were meant to be.
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me.

Part of me...(Repeat)
Oh...

The crowd goes wild and cheering for them. “Okay, last one…Iron Man”

“I Am Iron Man!”

(Mai starts to play the beginning.)

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?


Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
why should we even care?

(Solo)

He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field

When he travelled time
for the future of mankind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world

(Little Solo)
Planning his vengeance
that he will soon unfurl

(Solo)

Now the time is here
for Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

(Mai does a Solo the fans go wild right here)

Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again

(Mai does the ending with another great solo.)

The Band stops as Cartlon walks on the stage. “Give it up for Saint Vengeance!” the crowd goes cheers for them. “Now, please stay in your seats as the next band comes on.”
==Segment 7==
Owner: Sharidaken Tranqity

Vocals: Sharidaken Tranqity & Moe - Author and OC

Lead Guitarist: Double D - Ed Edd ‘n’ Eddy

Guitarist: Spike & Cyborg - Cowboy Bebop and Teen Titans

Drums: Starfire - Teen Titans

Bass: Edward - Full Metal Alchemist

Others: Naruto - Naruto

Songs:

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Numb - Linkin Park

Welcome To the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance.

After a while the next band was ready. Cartlon then said “Give it up for the Surdana Knights!” Sharidaken Tranqity takes the speaker, “How’s everyone tonight?” he asked as the crowd goes wild. “Our first song is my favorite and it’s called Bohemian Rhapsody”

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

(Naruto plays the piano)

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

(Naruto + Piano)

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

(Double D plays a solo as the crowd goes wild)

(Moe, Sharidaken Tranqity, and Double D sings)

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

(Double D plays again and they all head banged)

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

The crowd goes wild as they stopped. “Now, it’s time to get NUMB!”

-Moe: ()-

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)

I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take

I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you!!!

I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you


I've become so NUMB!!!I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
I've become so NUMB!!! I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be

The band stops as the crowd goes nuts. “Now this one, is again one of my favorite songs. Welcome To The Black Parade!”(The stage goes dark as the light comes on the entire band wears black marching uniforms)

(The song start off slow as starts)

When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.

He said, "Son when you grow up,
would you be the savior of the broken,
the beaten and the damned?"
He said "Will you defeat them,
your demons, and all the non-believers,
the plans that they have made?"
"Because one day I'll leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join The Black Parade."

(Double D starts to do a short solo)

When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.
He said, "Son when you grow up,
would you be the savior of the broken,
the beaten and the damned?"

(Double D does a solo)

Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go.
And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.
And when you're gone we want you all to know.

We'll carry on,
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I can't contain it
The anthem won't explain it.

A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all.
So paint it black and take it back
Let's shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end we hear the call

To carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary widow marches

On and on we carry through the fears
Ooh oh ohhhh
Disappointed faces of your peers
Ooh oh ohhhh
Take a look at me cause I could not care at all



(Sharidaken Tranqity, Double D and Moe sings)
Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world will never take my heart
Go and try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part
I won't explain or say I'm sorry
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer for all the broken
Listen here, because it's who we are
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
Just a boy, who had to sing this song
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
I! don't! care!

We'll carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary widow marches on

Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world will never take my heart
Go and try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part (We'll carry on)

Do or die, you'll never make me (We'll carry on)
Because the world will never take my heart (We'll carry on)
Go and try, you'll never break me (We'll carry)
We want it all, we wanna play this part (We'll carry on)

The Crowd goes wild and starts to throw dark roses at the band. David and the band got up and bowed. The crowed soon cheered. Cartlon then said “How about them. Give it up for the Surdana Knights!”
==Segment 8==
Owner: JC 619

Vocals: JC 619 and Ed - Author and Ed Edd ’n’ Eddy

Lead Guitarist: Danny Phantom - Danny Phantom

Guitarist: Piccolo - Dragon Ball Z

Bass: Rock Lee - Naruto

Drums: Venom - Spider Man

Songs:

Nine Lives - Aerosmith

Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas

St Anger – Metallica

The crowd was cheering and chanting “more, more, more” Cartlon then went to the stage, “Okay, there still some more.” He said as the Crowd cheered. “Now let’s welcome The Gang!” he said as the Gang came out. JC 619 took over the mike. “How everyone?!” he yelled as the crowd cheered. “I was waiting for this moment for a long time, now I and the band has practice for this. Our first one is Nine lives from Aerosmith!”

(Danny starts the music along with the rest)

Weeoouu...

Weeooooaaaaa... yeah

Well well well

I feel just like I'm fallin' in love

There's a new cool

Some kind of verbooty

It fits me like a velvet glove... yeah

And It's cool

Schoo ba pa du ba

She's talkin' to me Juba to Jive... yeah

'Cause the girl's in love

No doubt about it

The moment of truth has arrived

And in a wink

The funk was all around me

And I think

I'm dead in love again

Nine Lives... feelin' lucky

Nine Lives... live again

Nine Lives... It ain't over

Nine Lives... live for ten... haaaa

(Danny does a little solo)

I got good luck

In certain situations

I'm feelin' like I hung the moon

And then at times

I'm so weak from lovin'

I couldn't even carry a tune

Yeah

But now I'm back

Oh yes I am

I maybe fall apart at the seams

I had a nightmare

Believe me when I tell you

Nobody ever dies in their dreams

And yeah I think

I need a stay of execution

And In a wink

I'm dead in love again

Nine lives... puss & booty

Nine lives... live again

Nine lives... It ain't over

Nine lives... live for ten... yeah

(Danny does a solo)

Well well well

Engine room to bombardier

Is this a dream

I died and went ta Heaven

She's enough to make you

Cry in your beer

How can a good thing

7 come 11

Slip into a fare thee well

And how can one man's

Little bit o' Heaven

Turn into another man's Hell

Yeah I think I need a

Stay of execution

Yeah I know... huh

I'm dead in love again

Nine lives... hello lucky

Nine lives... live again

Nine lives... It ain't over

Nine lives... try for ten

Nine lives... takin' over

Nine lives... live again

Nine lives... It ain't over

Nine lives... live for ten

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...

Nine lives... hello lucky

Nine lives... live again

Nine lives... It ain't over

Nine lives... live for ten .

The crowd cheers as the band stops. Then JC grab the microphone. “Our next song is called Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas.”

(Danny starts the song with a solo as Venom starts to do the drums and Rock Lee and Piccolo)

Ahhhh...

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high

Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, well
It surely means that I don't know

On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune
But I hear the voices say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
don’t you cry no more 

(Danny does a long solo)

Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
But surely heaven waits for you 

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry (don't you cry no more!!!

(Danny does a another long solo)

NO MORE!!!!

(Danny continues to do a solo to the end)

The crowd goes crazy as the band stops. JC then grab the microphone “Are last song is St Anger from Metallica!”

(Venom counts it off as everyone starts to play)

St. Anger 'round my neck
St. Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect
St. Anger 'round my neck

You flush it out, you flush it out
St. Anger 'round my neck

You flush it out, you flush it out
He never gets respect
You flush it out, you flush it out
St. Anger 'round my neck
You flush it out, you flush it out
He never gets respect

(Danny does a short solo)

Fuck it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
I need a voice to let myself
To let myself go free
Fuck it all and fuckin' no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
Medallion noose, I hang myself
St. Anger 'round my neck

I feel my world shake
Like an earth quake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?

I'm madly in anger with you

(Solo done by Danny and Venom)

St. Anger 'round my neck
St. Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect
St. Anger 'round my neck

You flush it out, you flush it out
St. Anger 'round my neck

You flush it out, you flush it out
He never gets respect
You flush it out, you flush it out
St. Anger 'round my neck
You flush it out, you flush it out
He never gets respect

Fuck it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
I need a voice to let myself
To let myself go free
Fuck it all and fuckin' no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
Medallion noose, I hang myself
St. Anger 'round my neck

I feel my world shake
Like an earth quake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?

I'm madly in anger with you

I'm madly in anger with you

I'm madly in anger with you

And I want my anger to be healthy
And I want my anger just for me
And I need my anger not to control
And I want my anger to be me

And I need to set my anger free

And I need to set my anger free

Set it free!!!

(Danny does a solo)

Fuck it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
I need a voice to let myself
To let myself go free
Fuck it all and fuckin' no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
Medallion noose, I hang myself
St. Anger 'round my neck

I feel my world shake
Like an earth quake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?

I'm madly in anger with you

I'm madly in anger with you

I'm madly in anger with you

(The Band finishes the song)

Cartlon got on stage as soon the band stops “Well, how was that folks?” he said as the crowd goes wild. “Now let’s wait for the other band to come on.
==Segment 9==
“Hi y’all! And thank you all for coming! We’ve got something special planned for all of you!” Hannah said, pointing at the crowd, “Carrie?”

“Thanks Hannah! This song will be sang by a special OC which I hope you guys will like! I think…” Carrie stated, sarcastically as the crowd laughed.

“Anyway, please welcome…” Kim continued after rolling her eyes at Carrie’s remark.

“AKA NONAMI!!!!” Hannah, Carrie, Kim, June, and Sam all chorused as Aka walked on stage blushing.

“Hey everyone!” Aka waved, “This song is from a cool movie I have watched a while ago, and my friends and I would like to sing it. It’s called I Wanna Be Like You.”

“Hit it!” Hannah shouted, and the song started.

Aka: Now I'm the queen of the swingers

Oh, the jungle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a woman, girlcub

And stroll right into town

And be just like the other girls

I'm tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see, it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

Now don't try to kid me, girlcub

I made a deal with you

What I desire is man's red fire

To make my dream come true

Give me the secret, girlcub

Clue me what to do

Give me the power of man's red flower

So I can be like you

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see, it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

The guitarist started playing a long guitar solo for a while until Hannah, Carrie, June, Kim and Sam began to sing.

Hannah, Carrie, June, Kim and Sam: Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

Aka, Hannah, Carrie, June, Kim and Sam: Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see, it's true

An ape like me

Can learn to be humen too

As the song ended, everyone in the room screamed and cheered. The six bowed to the audience and all high-fived to their success and headed for the backstage.

“Thanks, guys!” Aka smiled.
==Segment 10==
Weird Al - Captain Whack's Harder to Dream

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 ==Segment 5==
-Band One: Rock Wizards.
-Owner - A.D.D Shepard.
-(All OC’s)
-Vocals: Cartlon The Grey
-Lead guitarist: Fire Wizard
-Guitarist: Ghost Wizard
-Drums: Earth Wizard
-Bass: Ice Wizard
-Others: Water Wizard
-Songs:
-Not Going Away - Ozzy Osbourne
-Thunderstruck - AC/DC
-Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
-Somewhere in the Metropolis Continent; in a giant stadium, on the walls there was a flag that says: CARTFEST 2007.
-A lot of People where getting in line trying to get a ticket to get in.
-Meanwhile at the stage, Cartlon and the wizards were getting ready for there song. Cartlon was drinking some water. He looks at the guys, he even heard people yelling and cheering. He drinks some again. “Are you ready Cartlon?” the stage producer said.
-He looks at the guys. “Ready?” he asked while smiling. “Let’s Rock!” yelled Fire Wizard. “After drinking a 6 pack of Monster drinks. Hell yeah!” he said. Cartlon then said “Let’s do this!”
-The group ran on the stage. Everybody was cheering and screaming. Everyone was getting to there instruments. Cartlon then ran to the microphone. “ARE YOU READY!!!” he yelled. As everyone yelled, “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!” he yelled. Soon everyone yelled even louder. “Alright, I’ll like to kick this off with: Ozzy Osbourne’s Not Going Away.
-(Fire Wizard starts it off with his guitar. Cartlon starts to jump up and down. Soon Earth Wizards starts to beat the drums.)
-Don't tell me I'm wrong
-Don't tell me that you knew all along
-I won't roll over dead
-Only I know what goes on in my head
-I've got nothing to hide
-I'm not guilty inside
-I won't give up
-After all I'm still crazy
-I'm not going away, I'm not going
-Try so hard to break me but all your diamonds turn to sand
-I'm not going away, I'm not going
-Say goodbye forever, I'll wait for you in no man's land
-(Fire Wizard does a little solo while dancing around while playing)
-Get out of my way
-There's nothing you can do to change what I say
-I won't ever let go
-I got the answer but you'll never know
-I got my eyes open wide
-Ain't gonna slip up or slide
-Can't take me down
-After all I'm still crazy
-I'm not going away, I'm not going
-Try so hard to break me but all your diamonds turn to sand
-I'm not going away, I'm not going
-Say goodbye forever, I'll wait for you in no man's land
-(Fire Wizard does a solo as the crowd goes wild)
-(Cartlon starts slowly in a sinister voice as Fire Wizard stops and only Cartlon)
-I'm not going away
-I'm not going away
-I'm not going away
-I'm not going away
-(Fire Wizard starts to play)
-I'm not going away
-I'm not going away
-I'm not going away
-I'm not going away
-I'm not going away, I'm not going
-Try so hard to break me but all your diamonds turn to sand
-I'm not going away, I'm not going
-Say goodbye forever, I'll wait for you in no man's land
-I'm not going away
-I'm not going away
-I'm not going away, I'm not going
-Say goodbye forever, I'll wait for you in no man's land
-(Fire Wizard finishes it)
-The crowd goes wild as the band stops. Cartlon takes a deep breath as he says “Well, that’s just a taste of it. We have a long night ahead of us.” The crowd yells and cheers. Cartlon looks at the sky. “Geez, it’s a little cloudy. I hope it doesn’t get thundering.” He said as the stage and the stadium goes dark.
-(Soon Fire Wizard starts to play Thunderstruck
-(Cartlon and the Wizards starts)
-Thunder
-Thunder
-Thunder
-Thunder
-Thunder
-Thunder
-Thunder
-Thunder
-Thunder
-Thunder
-(Cartlon starts to sing)
-I was caught In the middle of a railroad track
-Everyone: Thunder!
-I looked round and I knew there was no turning back
-Everyone: Thunder!
-My mind raced and I thought what could I do
-Everyone: Thunder!
-And I knew there was no help, no help from you
-Everyone: Thunder!
-Sound of the drums
-Beatin' in my heart
-The thunder of guns (Yeah)
-Tore me apart
-You've been…thunderstruck!
-Went down the highway
-Broke the limit, we hit the town
-Went through to Texas, yeah Texas
-And we had some fun
-We met some girls
-Some dancers who gave a good time
-Broke all the rules, played all the fools
-Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds!
-I was shakin' at the knees
-Could I come again please?
-Yeah the ladies were too kind
-You've been - thunderstruck, thunderstruck
-Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck
-Oh, thunderstruck
-(Fire Wizard does a solo)
-Yeah…
-(Fire Wizard does a solo while dancing around like Angus Young)
-Now we're shaking at the knees
-Could I come again please?
-(Solo)
-Yeeeahh
-Yeeeeaaahhh
-Yeeeeaaahhh
-YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!
-THUNDERSTUCK!
-THHNDERSTUCK!
-Yeah yeah yeah, thunderstruck
-Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah
-Said yeah, it's alright
-We're doing fine
-Yeah, it's alright
-We're doing fine
-So fine
-Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah,
-Tunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck
-Whoa baby, baby, thunderstruck
-You've been thunderstruck, thunderstruck
-Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
-YOU”VE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK!!!
-The crowd goes wild after the song. “Next is my favorite. Get ready to ride the crazy train!”
-All aboard! Ha ha ha
-(Fire Wizards starts to play as so does everyone else)
-Crazy, but that's how it goes
-Millions of people living as foes
-Maybe. it's not too late
-To learn how to love, and forget how to hate
-Mental wounds not healing
-Life's a bitter shame
-I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
-I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
-I've listened to preachers,
-I've listened to fools
-I've watched all the dropouts
-Who make their own rules
-One person conditioned to rule and control
-The media sells it and you live the role
-Mental wounds still screaming
-Driving me insane
-I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
-I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
-I know that things are going wrong for me
-You gotta listen to my words, yeah, yeah
-(Fire Wizard does a solo, the crowd goes crazy)
-Heirs of a cold war,
-that's what we've become
-Inheriting troubles,
-I'm mentally numb
-Crazy, I just cannot bear
-I'm living with something that just isn't fair
-Mental wounds not healing
-Who and what's to blame
-I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
-I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
-The Band stops as the crowd goes insane. “Alright, like I said, there is a lot more going on tonight! Please put your hands together for Saint Vengeance!”
 ==Segment 6==