Editing Homestuck Pitch

=Fact Hunt=
Alexander Cayford: Hello, there. I come to you to propose a new use for the Kingdom Hearts IP since you are clearly want to bow out of the video game publishing business. See, many a fan were clamoring for a television series since the very first game in the series, and I believe that you once tried your hand at producing one yourselves, but alas, Nomura's expansive plans for the Kingdom Hearts Saga far outweighed your own so it met the fate of the Atlantis cartoon and ended up on the cutting room floor. And basically, it is ultimately for the best as it has gotten so convoluted, so dreary and so panderous that the original continuity is no longer able to stand on its own two feet without bending over backwards with clunky exposition and idiotic concepts to justify pulling a character back from their toy chest of original characters. So what better way to announce a show than to have Kingdom Hearts III set her up on the spot with the power of internet psudocelebrity Andrew Hussie!

AH: what.

Alexander Cayford: Hello, You! I'm a cheap Guru Larry impression. And I Welcome you to Fact Hunt: Seven Simple Steps to Set up a Series for Kingdom Hearts.
==Homestuck - Webcomic==
Homestuck is known for its huge cast of characters with a relatively equal level of male and female players in each session of the SBurb universe-creation Video Game whether human or insectoid-alien creature person. The comic has recently ended its 6 year and 12 month run after garnering a most impressive fanbase, but the ending was sort of... unsatisfactory to say the least. The fact that it ended completely open-ended means you can slap on a stunning revelation that continues the story to an extent and no one would ultimately argue with you, a clean start without scrapping continuity, Something the Powerpuff Reboot tried and failed at miserably since there was only one target they were aiming for. <We're in the Money>

DeeP DiSH: Sometimes I wish I had one of those new Powerpuff Girl toys just so I could throw it against a wall.

Cut to the land of Fairy Tales, where Kingdom Hearts Unchained X takes place. There are words of there being a Traitor amongst the five foretellers heading the individual divisions of the game brought into being by the Master of Masters, the one true creator of the X-Blade.

DeeP DiSH: Now there's this Fan-Theory zigzagging about, saying that Sora and the Gang have been re-encarnated from these Foretellers: Terra from Ursius, Ventus from Leopardos, Aqua from Aquius, Kairi from Vulpis, Riku from Unicornus and Sora from that sixth foreteller who didn't get a Book of Prophecies. But who is the master of masters? Someone who knows about this world inside and out, maybe he was one of the twenty creators of this particular world after beating a certain video game in the seventh and currently final act of Homestuck?

<1: Kingdom Hearts created by the Homestuck Cast>

Think about it, the reborn world from the mainline Kingdom Hearts canon would be a post-scratch version of the Unchained X universe with Eraqus, Xehanort, Yen-Sid, A version of Riley from Pixar's Inside Out and Masako (Kairi's Grandmother) replacing the Foretellers as the elder masters and the Foretellers becoming the loveable younglings we've grown to love for over a decade now. This revelation will be something no one would be expecting, and I have quite the plan for the Master of Masters.

==Undertale - PC==
<2: An NX Port of Undertale>

==Fullmetal Alchemist - Anime==
Fullmetal Alchemist is a Classic work of storytelling which explores the cost of each action and how fate tends to balance out the bad stuff in life with the good. And the themes have never been further exemplified than with the main Superpower of the franchise: Alchemy. For those of you who've been living under an all-american rock for the past decade and a half, Alchemy is the art of understanding the structure of Matter, then breaking down the atoms within to re-organize into a new, more practical form. Edward Elric would show up in a special 42 minute OVA with a spiffy new design where he hangs out with a young Eraqus and Xehanort alongside a couple of other Young Versions of Yensid and Kairi's Grandmother, named Masako.

==Sora - Character==
<4: Kairi kills off Sora>

==Xehanort's Ambitions - Plot Point==
<5: Xehanort is posessed by Dirk Strider>

Though not without conscience, he is willing to do reluctantly resurrect Lord English just so Spades Slick can be the one who kills him off.
==Kingdom Hearts - Place==
<6: Kingdom Hearts is a Philosopher's Stone>
==Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Movie==
<7: Steven Universe and Bugs Bunny>

=Series Bible=
=Animorphs: Earth Liberation Army=
Twenty Years Ago, there was a war. Fifteen Years Ago, the war was won. Now, the war begins anew!

The Legacy of Walt Disney! The Fantasy of Tetsuya Nomura! The Zaniness of Andrew Hussie! The Emotion of K.A. Applegate!

Animorphs: Earth Liberation Army

It's the story of Eight Friends, Jake, Marco, Rachel, Cassie, Gigi, Riley, Frisk and Tobias as they end up ensnared in a war between numerous alien races such as Andilites, Chronans, Kaijirians, and most especially the Yerks!

<Stock Footage>

Three soldiers of different species managed to escape to earth, where the Yerks aim to conquer next. Outnumbered, Outgunned, and out of the sight of superiors, the three give these eight ordinary kids an extraordinary power to change from everyday youngsters to furocious beasts to extravagant superheroes! 

Together with new allies like Eraqus, Xehanort, Yen Sid and Masako from the world of Ballad: a Kaijirian from a world of fairy tales. An andilite warrior named Elfangor who is sealed in the form of a Redtail Hawk

=Realmchained=
==Host Segment 1==
: goldenChainblade started huddling SpellboundScripture and Shadingvector on 6/12/16
: SS: this better be worth dragging us away from our Mark of Mastery Exams, Eraqus
: gC: I'm Serious!
: gC: I got this invite to an important huddle that can change our lives forever!
: gC: or at least, that's what I think it's gonna be.
: Sv: ...
: gC: Also, the huddlemaster's got Masako's contact information.
: Sv: WHAT!
: SS: Eraqus, you sly fox. How did you manage to get him here?!
: gC: He said he had to do something really important with us?
: Sv: like what, dare I ask?
: carcinoGeneticist joined the huddle
: cG: ATTENTION, WORTHLESS HUMANS! I COME BRINGING NEWS OF A NEW MULTIMEDIA PROPOSAL FOR HOMESTUCK 2.0.
: gC: Geez!
: gC: Is that... Literally how you type!?
: cG: ALL THE BETTER TO *EMPHASISE* MY POINT WITH, YOU CLODS!
: gC: Looks like somebody's a Cookie Cat, huh?
: cG: SHUT UP! IT WAS ONLY *ONCE*
: cG: WHICH THEN SPIRALED INTO A BINGE WATCHING SESSION, 
: cG: ...EYE-GUZZLING THAT SHOW AND THAT SHOW WITH THE BLUE CAT.
: gC: ...clearly.
: gC: so, why bring us here?
: cG: ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
: cG: TO CREATE A UNIQUE LET'S PLAY EXPERIENCE WITH THE HOMESTUCK BRAND!
: cG: BUT WE'LL GET TO THAT WHEN WE GET TO THAT...
: cG: BECAUSE WE HAVE WORDS FROM THE MASTERMIND OF THIS PROJECT!

==Interview==
What does Homestuck mean to you?
: It's kind of like Kingdom Hearts in that the community is pretty creative with fanart, fanfics, fantheories, music, and all that. Both became spawling mythologies oozing with memorable characters, both saw its share of tragedies and both see death become a two-way street in some way, shape, or form. But the difference with Homestuck is that ever since the first day: Homestuck listens. Homestuck knows. This is what allowed it to see all sorts of creativity flow from it, even one of its most talented composers Toby Fox produced Undertale, one of the greatest video games of all time, because of support from the many fans of Homestuck, dude even slept in Lord Hussie's Basement!

Who is your favorite character?
: For me, It's sort of a toss-up between Dave Strider and Calliope, both are nice guys at heart that have been tossed in an increasingly dire situation, even encountering alternative versions of themselves, deceased alternative versions, mind you- And after six years and twelve months of putting up with all sorts of drek on top of having to their respective brothers being themselves, you can feel for those two and I am more than happy that they made it out of Act Seven alive. Personally, I gravitate more towards Calliope cause she sees herself as ugly and thus is not comfortable in her own skin, desparately desiring to be her fantroll Callie Ohpeee.

How do you feel the end of Homestuck?
: I feel it's kind of unresolved, we don't know what happened with Ms Paint, Aradia, Sprites, The Felt, and all that. Not to mention we haven't really seen Lord English, to put it bluntly, get dunked on. And don't get me started on Hussie's little goof with the frog switch! But that's the fun of homestuck, there's always a mystery to solve, that there are hints to future shenanagans, clues as to who might one day join the cast.

What kind of world would you create if you got your mitts on a copy of SBURB?
: I'm gonna do the Haruhi Suzumiya treatment, Aliens, Time Travelers, Ghosts, Monsters and Espers, the kind of environment that main player John Egbert would thrive in. But I also want to make sure that there are people who can fight off any threat and defend their city and the world if things escalate high enough, but if we're talking a realistic wish that would improve the world, I'd make it so Money in Politics is strictly forbidden, complete with loosened copyright laws.

==Host Segment 2==
: cG: THANK YOU, PROJECT MASTERMIND!
: cG: NOW, HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK.
: cG: ME AND MY TEAM OF GODS PLAY VIDEO GAMES! 
: cG: A HUMAN DORK PLAYS SPLATOON, 
: cG: A HUMAN QUEER PLAYS SMASH BROS, 
: cG: TWO HUMAN BUCKETS DO THESE NUZLOCKE RUNS.
: cG: AND I DO INTERNET REVIEWS!
: centaurusTesticle joined the huddle
: cT: You mean that the guy who's voicing... literally everyone here does Internet reviews!
: cG: PFTH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
: cG: AS IF ANY OLD LOSER COULD AT LEAST STAND UP TO MY STANDARD OF WORDS! 
: cT: Well, we've built a world that...
: cT: TBH, we're all in danger of 100sing
: sV: ...wut.
: gC: We're still getting Masako's handle, right?
: cG: SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!
: cT: On second thought, A multimedia presentation should do the trick. 
: cG: WAIT...
: cG: YOU CAN DO THAT!?
: cT: of course,
: cG: why else have I been milking the computer room for hours on end?
: cG: ...
: cG: PROCEED...
==John's Saturday Splatfoolery==
: cT: For those of you who are in the mood for clowns 100sing their balance over gamepad controls, we have John Egbert, who will hopefully be played by Devon Becker from the Voiceover Nexus team behind Let's Read Homestuck in John's Saturday Splatf001ery.
: cG: IF YOU'RE STILL READING UP ON THIS, WE INTEND ON GETTING AS MUCH OF THE LETS READ HOMESTUCK CAST ON THE WHAT PUMPKIN TEAM AS WE CAN, AND THAT INCLUDES SUPER BLUE BADGER AS OUR NARRATOR.
: cT: As I was saying, The Heir of Breath we've followed since the very first page in the original comic will be heading up Saturday Splatf001ery, A weekly two hour livestream where he plays Splatoon with fans and potential fans around the world. 
: cT: Watch as he struggles to manuver the game's controls, 
: cT: oggle as he cringes at the dank memes that plague the wide open range of Miiverse, 
: cT: and laugh with John as he does things as only he can with all the referential humor it entails. 
: cT: You can naturally interact with the stream by means of voting for the weapon you'd like John to equip in the Second Hour. 
: cT: And for Splatfests, He will invite everyone over to score points, changing on the hour for seven hours straight.

==Jake's Sunday Splatoonery==
: cG: BUT SUPPOSE YOU'RE INTO MAINSTREAM FRANCHISES, THEN WHAT ELSE COULD YOU DO?
: cT: Well, that's what Jake English lined up for Sunday with Jake's Sunday Smashdashery, which sees Jake interacting with any of us *GODS* as you keep clopping about calling us.
: cG: WELL, IT'S *TRUE!*
: cT: Potentially Starring Mido Ringer as Alpha Kid Jake English, The title of the show pretty much says it all. 
: cT: Jake plays Super Smash Bros with his nineteen other comrades online. When fighting online, it's fun to see them interact with their characters, when gathered around locally, i.e. at Mido's place where he is to record his streams, that's when things get mildly interesting. 
: cT: Ranging from the Trolls that made the brand famous duking it out in full eight-player smash craziness to even an appearance or two from Doc Scratch the acting leader of the nefarious felt during a round of Smash Tour. Jake English is going to take y'all for a tailspin that will leave you yelling "TOO BAD IT'S SUNDAY!"
: cT: "I wouldn't be distracted by Hilarious Smash Livestream Antics Tomorrow..."

==Host Segment 3==
: gC: And they're both on the Wii U?!
: SS: Of course.
: SS: are you infering that you lack a Wii U
: gC: Ugh!
: gC: Bite me, Yen-Sid! I just got my 3DS a few months ago!
: gC: I'm fracking broke!
: sV: maybe if you tried to round up some more munny, maybe you'd have enough to buy one.
: gC: I got my copy of the 3DS Version, 
: gC: I'm perfectly capable of fighting this Jake English punk!
: cT: good, because you're going to be fighting a lot more than just Jake.
: sV: This'll be a riot...
: gC: Hey, Masako's online!
: cG: WHY, YES, IN FACT, SHE *IS!*
: gC: Dude! Now's your chance!
: gC: Just ask her out on a date at Beast's Castle and It'll turn out alright, trust me.
: sV: I'm not too sure... 
: sV: She wouldn't chose a profile name as thick headed as, say, Zoosmell Pooplord. She's certainly a tease, but she's not that immature.
: Zoosmellpooplord has joined the huddle
: sV: yeah...
: sV: that...
: gC: c'mon. Xehanort. 
: gC: Maybe she's using a dummy account. I hear most chicks do that to avoid attention.
: Zp: I swear, It was bad enough that you stuck me with this crappy username. But to show it off to a bunch of complete strangers you rounded up for your pet project.
: cG: LOOK, FOR THE LAST TIME, I DID NOT WANT TO DO THIS.
: cG: I WAS A *HIRED HAND* FOR A PROPOSAL FOR HOMESTUCK 2.0.
: cG: AKA THE ONLY WAY WE'RE ABLE TO FLESH OUT THIS UNIVERSE OF OURS!
: sV: Uh, excuse me. 
: sV: Am I speaking with a Zoosmellpooplord
: Zp: Ugh.
: Zp: Yeah, you've got that right.
: sV: is this Masako Kuroshii.
: Zp: Karkat.
: Zp: Did you take this piece of S#!P account name you stuck me with for HuddleHombre...
: Zp: and pass it off as a girl's dummy account.
: cG: UUUUHHH....
: cT: yes.
: cG: ARGH! LET'S JUST GET THIS PRESENTATION OVER WITH!
: cT: Yeah, But not before 'Suddenly Nuzlockes'.
: cG: DRAT, FORGOT ABOUT THOSE DIMZOS!
==Suddenly, Nuzlockes==
: cT: These sort of Let's Plays are to Start around Thanksgiving, 
: cT: You know, that holiday between Ha110ween and Xmas?
: cT: The One where you stuff your face with Pizza and Poultry?
: cT: The Birthday of Mystery Science Theater 3000?
: cG: WE KNOW WHAT THANKSGIVING IS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH?!
: cT: Okay. 
: cT: 'Suddenly, Nuzlockes!' is a series of playthroughs of numerous Pokemon Games and such featuring Jade Harley and Jane Crocker navigating their way through the soon-to-be seven generations of the Pokemon World. 
: cT: And this includes both games set in the Orre region. 
: cT: For the poor f00ls who haven't been infected by the sheer demoic power that is 4chan, 
: Zp: Christ, it makes me feel sick just by thinking about that site.
: cT: If a Pokemon falls in battle, it must be benched in a specific box never to be used until you become the champion, 
: cT: you are only allowed to catch one Pokemon per area until you become the champion, 
: cT: There are certain other rulesets that can be adapted in each run, you know...
: cT: the usual limits you place on yourself with to make Pokemon Harder than the programmers at game freak would want.
: Zp: So, how's it going to start.
: cT: How else would it start? With Pokémon Sun and Moon for the Nintendo 3DS... Unless the games are either old news or not yet released at the time the whole 'Let's Play Channel' Angle gets itself greenlit.
: cT: IF EITHER SCENARIO ENDS UP HAPPENING, IT'S RED AND BLUE ALL THE WAY, BABY!
: Zp: Going with the overrated classic, 
: Zp: Neat-O!
: cT: Jade and Jane will each do a different playthrough, alternating between Tuesdays and Thursdays.
: cG: NOW CAN WE GET TO THE REAL MEAT OF THE CHANNEL?
: Zp: Yeah, I think the three are ready to know.

==Homestuck Act 8==
: Zp: Eraqus, Right? Can you recap the fairy tale of how your world was born?
: gC: Know it like the back of my hand.
: gC: A long time ago, there was a world not unlike our own.
: Zp: ...yeah, right.
: gC: wut.
: Zp: nothing.
: gC: The world once was governed with good intentions, but time and again, those intentions were buried by charlatans controlled by greed, bigotry, and fear.
: SS: like Ursius,
: sV: and the rest of the masters for that matter.
: gC: Dudes!
: gC: Do you want us to get in in trouble?
: Zp: Oh, this server's private. 
: Zp: So unless things get dicey, they won't hear a peep about this conversation.
: cG: SO YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT THIS SPEK OR YOU ARE CHALKED!
: gC: Okay, Okay. We'll keep quiet.
: gC: as I was saying.
: gC: Love, goodwill and generosity would time and again pull through to the end 
: gC: and the people who stood against those virtues often boiled over to the top not very long afterward.
: gC: the powers these people weild have differed over time but the morals of this world remain the same. 
: gC: There will always be dreamers,
: gC: dreamers who play, who imagine, who create, who fight,
: gC: who erase,
: Zp: I like where you're going with this prelude here, but knowing the world as it is now.
: gC:

=BokuroundMENT=
: Philipe Dauman = Myotismon (Digimon Adventure)
: Tetsuya Nomura = Kurata (Digimon Data Squad)
: Keiji Inafune = Lucemon (Digimon Frontier)
==Viacom==
Philipe Dauman: So, Kaijirian. Thought that Darry the Digrat's plan to prevent our little Keyblade War would go unfoiled?

Dorie: Honestly, making friends with some of the instigators online was pretty much my safest bet.

Tetsuya Nomura: But Xeharnort is the personification of Darkness and evil and Badness-

Dorie: No! He's a kind young boy who actually wants light and darkness to be perfectly balanced, you bigoted weeaboo!

Tetsuya Nomura: Well, you're just Jelly of how bright my HAR is! Super Dee-Duper Jelly!

Dorie: God fucking damn it, Nomura.

Caitlyn: Geez, the government's gonna love what you pundits are doing here

Ignott: Of course they they know, We own the world's politicians and we indoctrinate our corporate propaganda into future servants.

Err: We even hide facts from dose morons to keep them zip-locked in their 'safe space'

SwaySway: Besides, we got a reinterpeted version on standby.

Master Xehanort: Incoherent rambling of seven lights and thirteen darknesses.

Philipe Dauman: We're giving you a front row seat to the debut of Viacom's latest supercopyrighter Keiji Inafune and his Mighty Pizzasplosioninator!

Keiji Inafune: Nice to be here, guys. I'm just glad that I realized that stealing money is much better than having Imagination!

Robotnik: Yes, who even needs it when merchandise is King!

SwaySway: I like him! Badeuce, Put him on a Shirt!

Badeuce: You got it Bef!

Eggman: So, what sort of ideas do you have for our servers, laddie.

Keiji Inafune: So I was thinking, <The Logic of Time Travel in Kingdom Hearts>

Tetsuya Nomura: I have opinions against that.

Robotnik: Denied! Your time has passed! (A Lucemon T-Shirt pops up) Long live the new gaurd!

Philipe Dauman: Now for the meat of the meeting, we're just about ready to initiate the full cosmic transmutation of my true cherubic form!

SwaySway: Well Eviled!

Keiji Inafune: Ah, yes. Good Evil.

Robotnik: Mmhm, Yes. Magnificent Evil.

Err: Yeah, Good Evil, man. Good Evil.

Ignott: Great Evil, my good sir.

Badeuce: You have a Point, I am Fat.

Philipe Dauman: Soon, every atom in the time-space area will bow before my omnipotence, my omnipresence, my cosmic fortress!

(Cut to Rob Simmons looking at a game case for Kingdom Hearts 1.5)

Rob: Kingdom Hearts? Oh, those clods!
==Overstepped our Boundaries==
Ignott: Gentlemen, I have found out the obvious truth that we have overstepped our boundaries.

Tetsuya Nomura: Well, we were a little vague on the messages of my masterpiece.

Keiji Inafune: No, you idiot, He's talking about kidnapping the Fairies of every version of Fairy World in each episode of the Fairly Oddparents and draining them of Magic, Mana and Life force energy.