Editing Super Smash Weirdies

=Jess' Boring Life=
==Jess Paltrivel==
Opening Animation: Jess Jumps out of an Inkwell

Stats

Speed: 7/10
Jump: 6/10
Attack: 7/10
Defense: 7/10
Weight: 7/10
Knockback: 6/10

(Pokemon Type Moves to use: Steel, Fighting, Psychic)

Basic Attacks

neutral - Metal Claw Combo
up - Iron Headbutt
side - underhanded bullet punch
down - Jess does a sweep kick with horizontal knockback. 
Dash - Dynamic Punch

Arial Attacks

standard - Lashes out with Metal Claw
forward - Iron Tail Spin Kick
back - Steel Wing spin
up - Jess Slashes skyward with Metal Claw
down - Double Kick

Grabs

The Grip - Paint Chain
Pummel - Karate Chop
forward throw - Gyro Ball Propulsion, heavier the foe, the stronger the attack gets.
back throw - Circle Throw
up throw - Magnet Bomb
down throw - Gear Grind

Comeback moves

Floor attack - does a spin on the ground to kick both sides. 
Edge attack - Lashes with Metal Claw

Smash Attacks

up - Jumps half her Height for a Sky Uppercut
side - Aura Pulse, Mario's side Smash but with Aura
down - A sweeping Kick laced with Psycho Cut

Specials

Neutral - Psybeam, Think ROB
Up - Metal Claw Spin, Think Bowser
Side - Mirror Coat, Think Mario's Cape, combined with Nayru's love and Farore's Wind. Then Finished by Kirby's Sword Dash from Project M
Down - Bulk Up - Think Wii Fit Trainer's Down Special

Final Smash - Unleashes a rainbow waterfall from the heavens. It is glorious.

Taunts

up - Jumps up and cheers: "Wehew!"
side - Raises a fist and says "I'm really feeling it!" 
down - Sits down and stretches her legs, saying ""

Victory Poses

A - Collapses on her knees in exhaustion saying: "Man, that was a toughie..."
:If Dimentio is present: "Dimmie, at least try to hold back next time..."
B - Takes two steps forward while swiping with her claws twice as she says: "Hey, this is kinda fun!"
C - Hops in celebration a few times saying: "Wewhew!"

==Jade Paltrivel==
Appearance: 

Opening Animation: Jade Jumps out of an Inkwell

Stats

Speed: 6/10
Jump: 6/10
Attack: 8/10
Defense: 7/10
Weight: 7/10
Knockback: 6/10

(Pokemon Type Moves to use: Poison, Bug, Rock)

Basic Attacks

neutral - Lashes forth with her venomous claws
side - Roundhouse Kick
up - Uppercut
down - A sweeping kick
Dash - Rollout

Arial Attacks

standard - Two quick mid-air kicks.
forward -  lashes forth with her poison claws
back - turns around and chomps with poison fang
up - lashes skyward with her poison claws
down - "Fell Stinger" Starring Jade's Leg as the stinger

Grabs

The Grip - "String Shot" to grab her foes
Pummel - Poison Claw to the Face
forward throw - U-Turn (Works like Pokemon Rumble)
back throw - flips behind her foe on their shoulders and kicks them back in a drop kick.
up throw - X-Scissor
down throw - Jumps offscreen and kicks back down in an poisonous explosion.

Comeback moves

Floor attack - Jade gets up and does a spin kick. 
Edge attack - Jade flips over the edge and slashes with her claws. 

Smash Attacks

up - Stone Edge Uppercut
side - Poison Jab
down - Jade performs a poisonous breakdance sweep.

Specials

Neutral - "Leech Life" A chargeable dashing punch.
Up - Spins skyward surrounded by a "Diamond Storm"
Side - Launches a Sludge Bomb.
Down - Jade charges up and shoots forward like a missile.

Final Smash - "Plague" A Poisonous Oak Tree sprouts from beneath her, explodes after seven seconds resulting in thirteen seconds worth of toxic fumes.

Taunts

up - Stretches her arms above her head and says "C'mon, dude, That all ya got?!"
:If Jess is present: "Girl, you sandbagging or what?"
side - She looks at her venomous claws and sighs. 
down - She brushes back her hair as if admiring her own beauty as she says: "Swag."

Victory Poses

A - Does a Backflip and then lashes with her Claws
B - Holds a Butterfinger in her hand "Nopony's gonna lay a finger *Crunches into the Butterfinger* on my Butterfinger."
:If Jess is Present: "Sorry 'bout that, Sis. Tell ya what, *Crunches into the Butterfinger* How about some Chik-fil-a?"
C - Turns around and makes gun motions with her fingers, saying "Eyyyy."

==Chase Paltrivel==
Appearance: Messy brown hair, brown vest with a dog bone zipper-pull, red undershirt, faded jeans

Opening Animation: Tidbit runs on all fours as a Cowboy hat flies by a tree. When Tidbit passes the tree, he changes into Chase and dons the 

Stats

Speed: 6/10
Jump: 7/10
Attack: 6/10
Defense: 7/10
Weight: 8/10
Knockback: 4/10

(Pokemon Type Moves to use: Dark, Dragon)

Basic Attacks

neutral - Two slashes with shovel, and then stabs with bottom handle. (Only basic attack that knocks away projectiles)
side - Dragon Claw
up - Spins shovel above his head.
down - A shovel sweep
Dash - "Bite" - Turns into a Half-Dragon Warewolf briefly to bite the foe. Don't ask, Michael Jackson is in Charge.

Arial Attacks

standard - Somersault with shovel slashing in clockwise pattern.
forward -  Digging slash.
back - Stabs with shovel handle.
up - Upward arcing slash.
down - Plunges to the floor with shovel. Bounces off of first struck enemy.

Grabs

The Grip - Impales enemy on shovel.
Pummel - Claw to the Face!
forward throw - Chase spins his opponent around once and tosses the opponent forward. 
back throw -  takes his opponent behind him and whacks them away with his shovel. 
up throw - raises the opponent above him and Impales them with his shovel.
down throw - Chase takes the opponent onto the ground and Body Slams them

Comeback moves

Floor attack - Does two swipes of his shovel front and back. 
Edge attack - Drop kick.

Smash Attacks

up - Chase performs a standard headbutt skyward.
side - "Puppy Glomp" Briefly turns back into Tidbit for a tackle
down -A low swipe in front and then behind Chase.

Specials

Neutral - 
Up - Chase creates a stream of Darkness that can be aimed into opponents to deal damage with the head and stun with the tail. Aiming the head into Chase himself will launch him in a trajectory opposite to the side he was hit on. 
Side - "Dig Deep" Hold B and push a direction while in the air, and you'll spin and shoot forward or down like a drill.
Down - "Deep Dig" Digs a hole into the ground and lays a pitfall seed into the hole before burying it again.

Final Smash - "Lyncanthrax" Chase Transforms into a Half-Dragon Warewolf and rams into the opponent. Opponents too close upon initiation are buried, while those otherwise in front will be paralyzed. Usually a one-hit KO. 

Taunts

up - Jumps twice as he says: "C'mon, Let's Play!"
side - Punches his hands together saying: "Let me at 'em!"
down - 

Victory Poses

A - 
B - 
C -

==Frieda Paltrivel==
Frieda Paltrivel

Appearance: Purple Rayman Shirt under a Green Hoodie

Opening Animation: Fluffernut is sleeping in her beloved Hamster Cage when all of a sudden, A Puff of Magical energy turns her fully human and fully clothed, causing her cage to pop open, lid a-soarin'! Frieda sighes to herself as she stands up and gets into fighting position.

Stats

Speed: 8/10
Jump: 8/10
Attack: 5/10
Defense: 6/10
Weight: 7/10
Knockback: 8/10

(Pokémon Type Moves to use: Grass, Thunder)

(Kirby Abilities: Animal)

Basic Attacks

neutral - 
side - 
up - 
down - 
Dash - Thunder Fang

Arial Attacks

standard - 
forward -  
back - Magical Leaf
up - Leaf Tornado
down - 

Grabs

The Grip - Vine Whip
Pummel - Absorb
forward throw - Thunder Punch to the Gut
back throw - 
up throw - 
down throw - Thunderbolt

Comeback moves

Floor attack - Vine Whip
Edge attack - Vine Whip

Smash Attacks

up - Shock Wave (MegaMan)
side - 
down - Shock Wave (MegaMan)

Specials

Neutral - Razor Leaf (Sheik)
Up - Vine Whip (SSBB ZSS)
Side - 
Down - 

Final Smash - 

Taunts

up -
side - 
down -

Victory Poses

A - 
B - 
C - 
Defeat -

==Maddie Zocuté==
(Pokémon Types: Water, Flying)

(Kirby Abilities: Water, Bell)

Intro: Maddie jumps out of a tablet in a whirlwind of papers.

Standard Attacks

default-Kicking
up-
side-
down-
dash- Water Kirby

Smash Attacks

Up-
Side-
Down-Geisers! Geisers! Everywhere.

Specials

Standard-
Up-"Fly" She soars up high, press the B button again before the 8 seconds of flight elapse for a homing meteor smash.
Side-"Surfing Dash"
Down-

=Class of No Class=
==Katrina==
(Pokémon Types: Steel, Dragon, Normal)

(Kirby Abilities: Needle)

Special Attacks
standard-She kicks a soccer ball
up-"Handmade Shuriken Spin" Link's Up+B with Kirby 64's Double Needle
side-"Handmade Shuriken Toss" Tosses a Giant Shuriken like an oversized Boomerang
down-"Jolt Blitz" Volt Tackle as a Falcon Kick.

==Anabelle==
(Pokémon Types: Steel, Grass)

(Kirby Abilities: Ninja)

==Yotsuba==
(Pokémon Types: Electric, Water, Ice)

(Kirby Abilities: Yo-Yo!)

==Nathan==
(Pokémon Types: Dark, Psychic, Fairy)

(Kirby Abilities: Magic)
=Game Grumps=
==Arin 'Egoraptor' Hanson==
Stuff Referenced
*Ice Kirby
==Jon 'JonTron' Jafari==
==Danny Sexbang==
==Ross O'Donnavan==
==Barry Kramer==
==Suzy 'Mort3mr' Hanson==

=Dragon King: The Fighting Game=
==Ende the Reaper==
Characters Sampled
*Street Fighter: Ryu
*BlazBlue: Ragna

Special Attacks
standard-Ki Volley
up-Shoriyuken
side-
down-

Final Smash-"Ryugunban" Slashing like mad upon his foes before dragging them deeper into darkness before Ende unleashes a golden dragon to bite into the foe, sending them sailing in a huge golden explosion.

Taunts
up-Crosses his arms as black wings briefly appear: "Loser!"
side-
down-

Victory Poses
A-
B-
C-
==Jen Madokama==
Fighters Sampled
*Street Fighter: Chun-Li
*BlazBlue: Noel, Tsubaki

Basic Attacks
default-|Chun-Li|
up-
side-
down-
dash-
=Made Up History=
*August 16th 1993: Ende the Reaper is first sketched during a midnight brainstorming session.
*1997: Dragon King is released on Game Boy. Newcomers include Ende the Reaper, Jess and Jade Paltrivel, Edison, Mario and Kirby
*2000: Dragon King Sparking is released on N64. Newcomers include Frieda and Chase Paltrivel, Jen Madokama, Nathan Weiss
*2004: Dragon King Binding Memoirs is released for Gamecube.
*2007: Dragon King Word of God is released for Wii. TOM 4.0. is introduced as a fighter.
*2011: Dragon King Master of Dreams is released for Wii
*2016: Dragon King Reborn is released for Steam
==Rare==
Everything seemed to be going well for Rare until they decided to sell themselves off to Microsoft Inc. Leaving the future of Dragon King and its two daughter franchises in question. Sakurai had the new owners sign a disclosure agreement that Nintendo was allowed to keep Rare of Japan under Nintendo (Which he would rechristen 'Sora') and that Dragon King and Smash Bros. are to be owned by Studio Sora while they would have but one chance with Banjo-Kazooie, should the first X-Box entry in the franchise falter, then the rights of the characters would default over to Sakurai.