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Preschool students involved in violent dispute over the color of the Easter bunny's fur|
Obama adviser compares Bill Clinton's comments to those of Joseph McCarthy, faces accusations of Communism|
Obama sharply criticized after anti-American comments by his former taxi driver|
Federal government to stimulate American economy by giving a cookie to each family|
Hunting mishap results in global economic tragedy.|
Cows to inherit the world|
Ernest goes back to jail for remake
Joe Schmidt declared to be the only good driver in the world.
Study reveals that 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD, America congratulates its teen boys
Massive stadium brawl breaks out over postmodern solipsist philosophy|
New York governor linked to prostitution, approval rating skyrockets|
Fucking children inexplicably fails to make new Catholic sin list |
Vacuum cleaner replaces bald eagle as official American animal|
Weather Channel officials suing Al Gore for being more interesting than they are|
Bush disappointed South America no longer on brink of war|

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