7 Step Plan for World Domination
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This is apparently Bungie's attempt at making their own plan for world domination, although it may not even exist. It is basically a Conspiracy Theory.
Steps
1)Start independent gaming software company.
2)Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform.
3)Announce killer gaming title.
4)Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company.
5)Recover Ling Ling's head.
6)Stage bloody coup of new parent company.
7)Take over World. Shoot enemies into sun with giant slingshot.
Images
We don't know if this is real or not, but supposedly a spy for another developer took this photo and posted it on the internet.
