Template:In the news
From Wikislippy
- Man steals safe containing $70,000. However, it only contains $465.
- Hadron Collider breaks and scientists delay the black holes.
- Scientists make a Large Hadron Collider thingy. However, it malfunctions and causes a black hole and destroys the universe.
- Mississlippy buys Low Budget Media.
- Google makes its own Internet Browser.
- Man gets shot at shooting range.
- Study shows mobile phones still being used primarily for conversations.