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You, <insert name here>, are the person reading this article, unless, of course, you're not. But that would be awkward.

Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2007

It is unfortunate that Time Magazine has made such a horrendous error in judgment in naming <insert name here> Person of the Year for 2006. I guess they didn't notice how awesome I am, and all the wonderful contributions I made to society, and me too. But <insert name here> ... <insert name here> doesn't even count!