Ricer
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A '''ricer''' is a car that has been modified for no good reason. | A '''ricer''' is a car that has been modified for no good reason. | ||
==Typical Ricer== | ==Typical Ricer== | ||
| - | * '''12 foot wing''' | + | * '''12 foot wing''' The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better. |
| - | + | * '''body kits''' Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason. | |
| - | The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better. | + | * '''decals and stickers''' Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better. |
| - | * '''body kits''' | + | * '''fart can "muffler"''' Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly. |
| - | + | * '''non-functional hood scoop''' Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look | |
| - | Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason. | + | * '''expensive rims''' Stick on some fancy spiny rims that cost more than the car. |
| - | * '''decals and stickers''' | + | * '''roof scoops''' Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do? |
| - | + | * '''sound system''' Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can. | |
| - | Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better. | + | |
| - | * '''fart can "muffler"''' | + | |
| - | + | ||
| - | Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly. | + | |
| - | * '''non-functional hood scoop''' | + | |
| - | + | ||
| - | Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look | + | |
| - | * '''roof scoops''' | + | |
| - | + | ||
| - | Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do? | + | |
| - | * '''sound system''' | + | |
| - | + | ||
| - | Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can. | + | |
[[Category: transportation]] | [[Category: transportation]] | ||
Revision as of 02:58, 12 April 2008
A ricer is a car that has been modified for no good reason.
Typical Ricer
- 12 foot wing The car must have a wing or a spoiler. The bigger the better.
- body kits Plastic crap added to the bottom of the vehicle for no reason.
- decals and stickers Stickers and decals all over the car. The more stickers, and the more unrelated to the car the better.
- fart can "muffler" Car must have a new muffler to make the car sound like it is farting... really loudly.
- non-functional hood scoop Install a non-working hood scoop for that extra look
- expensive rims Stick on some fancy spiny rims that cost more than the car.
- roof scoops Seriously. WT_?! What are roof scoops gonna do?
- sound system Speakers that occupy the entire trunk. These are to make the car vibrate and to drown the noise of the fart can.
