Zombie Extermination Force
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| - | '''The Zombie Extermination Force''' (abbreviated '''ZEF''') is a fictional organization designed to exterminate zombies. The company originated as Smith and Wesson. The company was founded by Jimmy Smith and Patrick Wesson. As of | + | '''The Zombie Extermination Force''' (abbreviated '''ZEF''') is a fictional organization designed to exterminate zombies. The company originated as Smith and Wesson. The company was founded by Jimmy Smith and Patrick Wesson. As of June 2010, the current CEO is Maurice Ashford. |
==History== | ==History== | ||
===Beginnings=== | ===Beginnings=== | ||
| - | The Zombie Extermination Force began as Smith and Wesson. | + | The Zombie Extermination Force began as Smith and Wesson Hunting Co. Ltd. and was founded by cousins Jimmy Smith and Patrick Wesson in [[27|1927]]. The company was a bootlegger disguised as a hunting shop in the southern [[United States]]. |
| - | In World War II, both Jimmy Smith and Patrick Wesson went to war. While they were at war, they temporarily closed their shop and was reopened in 1946. Jimmy Smith | + | In World War II, both Jimmy Smith and Patrick Wesson went to war. While they were at war, they temporarily closed their shop and was reopened in 1946. Jimmy Smith sold his share of the company to his son, William Smith in the late '40s. Wesson sold his share two years to his son, Mackenzie Wesson. The business was then run by William Smith and Mackenzie Wesson together. |
===Buyout=== | ===Buyout=== | ||
| - | In the 1950s, Smith and Wesson was caught in financial trouble. The company was struggling to make money. Mackenzie Wesson left the company in the late '50s and moved to Florida to pursue | + | In the 1950s, Smith and Wesson was caught in financial trouble. The company was struggling to make money. Mackenzie Wesson left the company in the late '50s and moved to Hollywood, Florida to pursue an acting career. In 1963, the company was bought by Michael Parker in a deal worth approximately $17. In 1964, Smith and Wesson Hunting Co. Ltd. was renamed to Parker's Hunting Shop. In the 1970s and 1980s, Parker began expanding the company into other areas. |
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===ZEF=== | ===ZEF=== | ||
| - | In the [[1990]]s, Parker decided to retire and sell his company. His company was sold in 1996 to a small group of people | + | In the [[1990]]s, Parker decided to retire and sell his company. His company was sold in 1996 to a small group of people. In 1997, they began reshaping the business. In late 1998, the organization was unofficially the Y2k Busters. In 1999 they focused most of their year preventing Y2K. In [[June]] 2000, the business was closed. |
| - | In 2001, the company was bought by Michael | + | In 2001, the company was bought by Michael Anderson, a small businessman, and renamed to The Zombie Extermination Force. The company's focus changed to mainly hunting zombies. In 2002, ZEF closed all locations and moved to the location in Atlanta. In 2003, the Alabama Branch was created. |
| - | + | In 2006, Michael Anderson founded AIBP Inc. (Anderson International Business Properties). In 2007, the ZEF was put under ownership of AIBP Inc. | |
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| - | + | In mid [[2008]], The ZEF announced plans to open a stores at the current ZEF locations. | |
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| + | ==Legal== | ||
| + | ===Marvin Buford vs. Billy Bob=== | ||
| + | On September 17, [[2008]], while on a training assignment in Texas, [[Billy Bob Jr. the Fifth]] accidentally shot Marvin Buford with a cap gun. Buford, while physically unhurt was extremely upset at Bob. On September 27 Buford filed a lawsuit against Bob for $5 million for mental anguish and suffering for the event. On October 4, Billy Bob filed his own lawsuit against the company Communications Expert Larry Richard for $6 million. Bob stated that it was Richard who booked the appointment and that he already had plans for that day that "did not involve a trip to Texas." | ||
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| + | From October 2 until December 14, nobody at the ZEF had heard from or seen Larry Richard. It was discovered that Richard was on a vacation in Mexico and missed several important meetings. On December 17, by a vote of 12-1 Larry Richard was fired as Communications Expert of the ZEF. The ZEF brought in Darrell Whitfield as temporary communications expert for ZEF Alabama. On January 4, Richard launched his own lawsuit against the ZEF for $10 million for discrimination. | ||
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| + | On May 11, 2009 it was determined that the ZEF took appropriate action in firing Larry Richard. The suit was dropped and Richard remains unemployed. | ||
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| + | ===Larry Richard Vs. The Zombie Extermination Force Inc. LLC AG=== | ||
| + | From October 2, 2008 until December 14, 2008 nobody at the ZEF had heard from or seen Larry Richard. It was discovered that Richard was on a vacation in Mexico and missed several important meetings. On December 17, by a vote of 12-1 Larry Richard was fired as Communications Expert of the ZEF. The ZEF brought in Darrell Whitfield as temporary communications expert for ZEF Alabama. On January 4, Richard launched his own lawsuit against the ZEF for $10 million for discrimination. | ||
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| + | On July 30, 2009 it was determined that the ZEF took appropriate action in firing Larry Richard. The suit was dropped and Richard remains unemployed. | ||
==Today== | ==Today== | ||
| - | Currently, the ZEF is | + | Currently, the ZEF is based out of Atlanta, Georgia with a second base located near Montgomery, Alabama. |
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| + | In mid-2009, the ZEF was forced to down size. | ||
==Current Crew== | ==Current Crew== | ||
| - | * Owner: | + | * Owner: AIBP Inc. (Anderson International Business Properties) |
| - | + | * CEO: Maruice Ashford | |
| - | * CEO: | + | * Daily Operating Technician: David Fitzgerald |
* Weapons Expert: Marvin Buford (aka Man In Black/[[Blue]]/[[Red]]/[[Green]]) | * Weapons Expert: Marvin Buford (aka Man In Black/[[Blue]]/[[Red]]/[[Green]]) | ||
| + | * Communications Expert: Darrell Whitfield | ||
* Janitorial Technician: [[Billy Bob Jr. the Fifth]] | * Janitorial Technician: [[Billy Bob Jr. the Fifth]] | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Current revision as of 05:36, 9 April 2012
The Zombie Extermination Force (abbreviated ZEF) is a fictional organization designed to exterminate zombies. The company originated as Smith and Wesson. The company was founded by Jimmy Smith and Patrick Wesson. As of June 2010, the current CEO is Maurice Ashford.
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[edit] History
[edit] Beginnings
The Zombie Extermination Force began as Smith and Wesson Hunting Co. Ltd. and was founded by cousins Jimmy Smith and Patrick Wesson in 1927. The company was a bootlegger disguised as a hunting shop in the southern United States.
In World War II, both Jimmy Smith and Patrick Wesson went to war. While they were at war, they temporarily closed their shop and was reopened in 1946. Jimmy Smith sold his share of the company to his son, William Smith in the late '40s. Wesson sold his share two years to his son, Mackenzie Wesson. The business was then run by William Smith and Mackenzie Wesson together.
[edit] Buyout
In the 1950s, Smith and Wesson was caught in financial trouble. The company was struggling to make money. Mackenzie Wesson left the company in the late '50s and moved to Hollywood, Florida to pursue an acting career. In 1963, the company was bought by Michael Parker in a deal worth approximately $17. In 1964, Smith and Wesson Hunting Co. Ltd. was renamed to Parker's Hunting Shop. In the 1970s and 1980s, Parker began expanding the company into other areas.
[edit] ZEF
In the 1990s, Parker decided to retire and sell his company. His company was sold in 1996 to a small group of people. In 1997, they began reshaping the business. In late 1998, the organization was unofficially the Y2k Busters. In 1999 they focused most of their year preventing Y2K. In June 2000, the business was closed.
In 2001, the company was bought by Michael Anderson, a small businessman, and renamed to The Zombie Extermination Force. The company's focus changed to mainly hunting zombies. In 2002, ZEF closed all locations and moved to the location in Atlanta. In 2003, the Alabama Branch was created.
In 2006, Michael Anderson founded AIBP Inc. (Anderson International Business Properties). In 2007, the ZEF was put under ownership of AIBP Inc.
In mid 2008, The ZEF announced plans to open a stores at the current ZEF locations.
[edit] Legal
[edit] Marvin Buford vs. Billy Bob
On September 17, 2008, while on a training assignment in Texas, Billy Bob Jr. the Fifth accidentally shot Marvin Buford with a cap gun. Buford, while physically unhurt was extremely upset at Bob. On September 27 Buford filed a lawsuit against Bob for $5 million for mental anguish and suffering for the event. On October 4, Billy Bob filed his own lawsuit against the company Communications Expert Larry Richard for $6 million. Bob stated that it was Richard who booked the appointment and that he already had plans for that day that "did not involve a trip to Texas."
From October 2 until December 14, nobody at the ZEF had heard from or seen Larry Richard. It was discovered that Richard was on a vacation in Mexico and missed several important meetings. On December 17, by a vote of 12-1 Larry Richard was fired as Communications Expert of the ZEF. The ZEF brought in Darrell Whitfield as temporary communications expert for ZEF Alabama. On January 4, Richard launched his own lawsuit against the ZEF for $10 million for discrimination.
On May 11, 2009 it was determined that the ZEF took appropriate action in firing Larry Richard. The suit was dropped and Richard remains unemployed.
[edit] Larry Richard Vs. The Zombie Extermination Force Inc. LLC AG
From October 2, 2008 until December 14, 2008 nobody at the ZEF had heard from or seen Larry Richard. It was discovered that Richard was on a vacation in Mexico and missed several important meetings. On December 17, by a vote of 12-1 Larry Richard was fired as Communications Expert of the ZEF. The ZEF brought in Darrell Whitfield as temporary communications expert for ZEF Alabama. On January 4, Richard launched his own lawsuit against the ZEF for $10 million for discrimination.
On July 30, 2009 it was determined that the ZEF took appropriate action in firing Larry Richard. The suit was dropped and Richard remains unemployed.
[edit] Today
Currently, the ZEF is based out of Atlanta, Georgia with a second base located near Montgomery, Alabama.
In mid-2009, the ZEF was forced to down size.
[edit] Current Crew
- Owner: AIBP Inc. (Anderson International Business Properties)
- CEO: Maruice Ashford
- Daily Operating Technician: David Fitzgerald
- Weapons Expert: Marvin Buford (aka Man In Black/Blue/Red/Green)
- Communications Expert: Darrell Whitfield
- Janitorial Technician: Billy Bob Jr. the Fifth
