Wal-Mart
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'''Wal-Mart''' (also known as '''Wally World''') is an [[United States of America|American]] conglomerate that sells just about everything. | '''Wal-Mart''' (also known as '''Wally World''') is an [[United States of America|American]] conglomerate that sells just about everything. | ||
| - | == | + | ==Bargain Bin Movies== |
| + | In 1653, Wal-Mart invented the sub-genre of movies known as [[Bargain Bin Movies]]. These movies are usually found just outside the electronics department. Prices can ranges from $9.97 to 5 for $1. In [[2000]], Wal-Mart expanded to Bargain Bin Music and in [[2005]] expanded to Bargain Bin Video Games. | ||
| + | ==Things to do at Wal-Mart== | ||
* Repeatedly enter and leave the store and count how many visits it takes to make the greeter stop greeting you. | * Repeatedly enter and leave the store and count how many visits it takes to make the greeter stop greeting you. | ||
* Challenge other customers to lightsaber duels or swordfights with rolls of wrapping paper. | * Challenge other customers to lightsaber duels or swordfights with rolls of wrapping paper. | ||
Current revision as of 16:11, 18 August 2008
Wal-Mart (also known as Wally World) is an American conglomerate that sells just about everything.
[edit] Bargain Bin Movies
In 1653, Wal-Mart invented the sub-genre of movies known as Bargain Bin Movies. These movies are usually found just outside the electronics department. Prices can ranges from $9.97 to 5 for $1. In 2000, Wal-Mart expanded to Bargain Bin Music and in 2005 expanded to Bargain Bin Video Games.
[edit] Things to do at Wal-Mart
- Repeatedly enter and leave the store and count how many visits it takes to make the greeter stop greeting you.
- Challenge other customers to lightsaber duels or swordfights with rolls of wrapping paper.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
- Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
- Yell random names to see if anyone will answer.
