Editing Microsoft Sam

You have selected '''Microsoft Sam''' as the computer's default voice.
==Info==
===words===
* crotch = crow's nest
* honest = inest
* pling = placing
* pointer = pwanter
* bling = b-l-ing
* wasteman = waste-e-man
* wastman = waustman
* fatass = fate ass
* 0000 = hundred
* phishing = p-h-ishing
* toolbar = toolbur
* visualization = visual-luh-zah-tie-on
* logoff = loge-off
* website = vebsite
* homepage = homapij
* wikipedia = wik-eye-ped-ia
* myspace = misspace
* yahoo = y*snap*ah*snap*oo
* sey = south-easty
* NES = north-easts

===Sounds===
* ROFLcopter: soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
* Sprinkler: spspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse spspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspse
* Spitting: ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped
[[Category: Microsoft]]