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FerretBob at 15:31, 3 August 2006

FerretBob — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:31:13 GMT

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	The Toasters have a range of personalities concealed within their shells, they are capable of communicating over long distances (only with each other) and they can sense their surroundings in order to perform some ironic effect when activated.		The Toasters have a range of personalities concealed within their shells, they are capable of communicating over long distances (only with each other) and they can sense their surroundings in order to perform some ironic effect when activated.

-	The powers of the toasters are in theory a very scary prospect, their very existance is dangerous. This fact is addressed by Bruce when he warns Brylian that it may be best to dispose of FB. However the toaster's personalities are shaped by their creator; they have the same loyalty which is a defining factor of who FB is. They also are very laid-back and silly which is why they rarely do any real damage and they have never killed.	+	The powers of the toasters are in theory a very scary prospect, their very existance is dangerous. This fact is addressed by [[Bruce]] when he warns [[Brylian]] that it may be best to dispose of FB. However the toaster's personalities are shaped by their creator; they have the same loyalty which is a defining factor of who FB is. They also are very laid-back and silly which is why they rarely do any real damage and they have never killed.

	There are 12 known surviving toasters, 2 in Elled, 8 in Felina, 1 in the propulsion device of the [[Great Floating Platform]] and 1 in an undisclosed location.		There are 12 known surviving toasters, 2 in Elled, 8 in Felina, 1 in the propulsion device of the [[Great Floating Platform]] and 1 in an undisclosed location.

FerretBob at 15:15, 3 August 2006

FerretBob — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:15:26 GMT

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	The Toasters have a range of personalities concealed within their shells, they are capable of communicating over long distances (only with each other) and they can sense their surroundings in order to perform some ironic effect when activated.		The Toasters have a range of personalities concealed within their shells, they are capable of communicating over long distances (only with each other) and they can sense their surroundings in order to perform some ironic effect when activated.
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		+	The powers of the toasters are in theory a very scary prospect, their very existance is dangerous. This fact is addressed by Bruce when he warns Brylian that it may be best to dispose of FB. However the toaster's personalities are shaped by their creator; they have the same loyalty which is a defining factor of who FB is. They also are very laid-back and silly which is why they rarely do any real damage and they have never killed.

	There are 12 known surviving toasters, 2 in Elled, 8 in Felina, 1 in the propulsion device of the [[Great Floating Platform]] and 1 in an undisclosed location.		There are 12 known surviving toasters, 2 in Elled, 8 in Felina, 1 in the propulsion device of the [[Great Floating Platform]] and 1 in an undisclosed location.

FerretBob: /* Known effects of using the Toasters */

FerretBob — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 22:30:53 GMT

Known effects of using the Toasters

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	* Redecorating every Lab in Kuching's science building in pastel colours simultaneously		* Redecorating every Lab in Kuching's science building in pastel colours simultaneously
	* Dying FB's clothes pink		* Dying FB's clothes pink
		+	* Mocking Brask
	* Mind-swapping FB, [[DA]] and Jodi over the distance of North America (Non-Canon)		* Mind-swapping FB, [[DA]] and Jodi over the distance of North America (Non-Canon)
	* Destroying many, many things		* Destroying many, many things
		+	* Mocking Brask
	* Sex-changing FB before a date with Sarah (The first sign of sentience, they were jealous of someone else having FB's attention)		* Sex-changing FB before a date with Sarah (The first sign of sentience, they were jealous of someone else having FB's attention)
	* Making silly sound effects at inappropriate times		* Making silly sound effects at inappropriate times

Admin: Bullet Points

Admin — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 21:15:27 GMT

Bullet Points

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	== Known effects of using the Toasters ==		== Known effects of using the Toasters ==

-	- Alerting FB to his approaching anniversary with Sarah by producing flowers and a reservation to a romantic dinner	+	* Alerting FB to his approaching anniversary with Sarah by producing flowers and a reservation to a romantic dinner
-		+	* Redecorating every Lab in Kuching's science building in pastel colours simultaneously
-	- Redecorating every Lab in Kuching's science building in pastel colours simultaneously	+	* Dying FB's clothes pink
-		+	* Mind-swapping FB, [[DA]] and Jodi over the distance of North America (Non-Canon)
-	- Dying FB's clothes pink	+	* Destroying many, many things
-		+	* Sex-changing FB before a date with Sarah (The first sign of sentience, they were jealous of someone else having FB's attention)
-	- Mind-swapping FB, [[DA]] and Jodi over the distance of North America (Non-Canon)	+	* Making silly sound effects at inappropriate times
-		+	* Mocking Brask
-	- Destroying many, many things	+	* Providing a "We're sorry" card for Sarah when she rejoins FB in Felina
-		+	* They have sometimes been known to make toast (unconfirmed).
-	- Sex-changing FB before a date with Sarah (The first sign of sentience, they were jealous of someone else having FB's attention)	+
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-	- Making silly sound effects at inappropriate times	+
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-	- Mocking Brask	+
-		+
-	- Providing a "We're sorry" card for Sarah when she rejoins FB in Felina	+
-		+
-	- They have sometimes been known to make toast (unconfirmed).	+
-		+

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

FerretBob at 20:38, 2 August 2006

FerretBob — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 20:38:58 GMT

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	[[FerretBob]]		[[FerretBob]]
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	[[Sonic-Gun]]		[[Sonic-Gun]]

FerretBob at 20:38, 2 August 2006

FerretBob — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 20:38:41 GMT

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	- They have sometimes been known to make toast (unconfirmed).		- They have sometimes been known to make toast (unconfirmed).
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		+	== See Also ==
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		+	[[FerretBob]]
		+	[[Sonic-Gun]]

FerretBob at 20:37, 2 August 2006

FerretBob — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 20:37:35 GMT

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-	They have sometimes been known to make toast (unconfirmed).	+	While toasters in the commonly recognised form do occur in the world, this article refers to the creations of Robert Horatio Ferret's unique genius. Using highly dubious mad-science the toasters have been granted semi-sentience, quasi-omnipotence and a terrible sense of humour.
		+
		+	In his many years of trying to get the toasters to do what he wants them to do the toasters have caused many odd things to happen as are detailed at the end of this article.
		+
		+	The Toasters have a range of personalities concealed within their shells, they are capable of communicating over long distances (only with each other) and they can sense their surroundings in order to perform some ironic effect when activated.
		+
		+	There are 12 known surviving toasters, 2 in Elled, 8 in Felina, 1 in the propulsion device of the [[Great Floating Platform]] and 1 in an undisclosed location.
		+
		+	== Known effects of using the Toasters ==
		+
		+	- Alerting FB to his approaching anniversary with Sarah by producing flowers and a reservation to a romantic dinner
		+
		+	- Redecorating every Lab in Kuching's science building in pastel colours simultaneously
		+
		+	- Dying FB's clothes pink
		+
		+	- Mind-swapping FB, [[DA]] and Jodi over the distance of North America (Non-Canon)
		+
		+	- Destroying many, many things
		+
		+	- Sex-changing FB before a date with Sarah (The first sign of sentience, they were jealous of someone else having FB's attention)
		+
		+	- Making silly sound effects at inappropriate times
		+
		+	- Mocking Brask
		+
		+	- Providing a "We're sorry" card for Sarah when she rejoins FB in Felina
		+
		+	- They have sometimes been known to make toast (unconfirmed).

Squato at 20:06, 2 August 2006

Squato — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 20:06:46 GMT

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-	They ~~are sometime~~ been known to make toast (unconfirmed).	+	They have sometimes been known to make toast (unconfirmed).

Squato at 20:05, 2 August 2006

Squato — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 20:05:54 GMT

New page

They are sometime been known to make toast (unconfirmed).

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-	While toasters in the commonly recognised form do occur in the world, this article refers to the creations of Robert Horatio Ferret's unique genius. Using highly dubious mad-science the toasters have been granted semi-sentience, quasi-omnipotence and a terrible sense of humour.	+	While toasters in the commonly recognised form do occur in the world, this article refers to the creations of [[FerretBob\|Robert Horatio Ferret]]'s unique genius. Using highly dubious [[Mad Scientists\|mad-science]] the toasters have been granted semi-sentience, quasi-omnipotence and a terrible sense of humour.

	In his many years of trying to get the toasters to do what he wants them to do the toasters have caused many odd things to happen as are detailed at the end of this article.		In his many years of trying to get the toasters to do what he wants them to do the toasters have caused many odd things to happen as are detailed at the end of this article.
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	The powers of the toasters are in theory a very scary prospect, their very existance is dangerous. This fact is addressed by [[Bruce]] when he warns [[Brylian]] that it may be best to dispose of FB. However the toaster's personalities are shaped by their creator; they have the same loyalty which is a defining factor of who FB is. They also are very laid-back and silly which is why they rarely do any real damage and they have never killed.		The powers of the toasters are in theory a very scary prospect, their very existance is dangerous. This fact is addressed by [[Bruce]] when he warns [[Brylian]] that it may be best to dispose of FB. However the toaster's personalities are shaped by their creator; they have the same loyalty which is a defining factor of who FB is. They also are very laid-back and silly which is why they rarely do any real damage and they have never killed.

-	There are 12 known surviving toasters, 2 in Elled, 8 in Felina, 1 in the propulsion device of the [[Great Floating Platform]] and 1 in an undisclosed location.	+	There are 12 known surviving toasters, 2 in [[Elled]], 8 in [[Felina]], 1 in the propulsion device of the [[Great Floating Platform]] and 1 in an undisclosed location.

	== Known effects of using the Toasters ==		== Known effects of using the Toasters ==

-	* Alerting FB to his approaching anniversary with Sarah by producing flowers and a reservation to a romantic dinner	+	* Alerting FB to his approaching anniversary with [[Sarah Azrael Ferret\|Sarah]] by producing flowers and a reservation to a romantic dinner
-	* Redecorating every ~~Lab~~ in Kuching's science building in pastel colours simultaneously	+	* Redecorating every lab in [[Kuching]]'s science building in pastel colours simultaneously
	* Dying FB's clothes pink		* Dying FB's clothes pink
-	* Mocking Brask	+	* Mocking [[Brask]]
-	* Mind-swapping FB, [[DA]] and Jodi over the distance of North America (Non-Canon)	+	* Mind-swapping FB, [[DA]] and [[Joiddar/Jodi\|Jodi]] over the distance of North America (Non-Canon)
	* Destroying many, many things		* Destroying many, many things
	* Mocking Brask		* Mocking Brask