☺
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☺ is the arch-enemy of ☻, a former actor, and a spy for Teh Good Guyz. He is considered a great hero in his homeland. However, his personal life and past are both very tragic. He lives alone in a cheap apartment in Doomsday Sqaure, and has with severe mental issues.
History
☺ was born on June 16th, Year 641 of the New World Calender, in Tarturo, a small city on a cliff overlooking the Slant Empire. His mother died of cancer just after he was born (although it thought that she was murdered because she knew some sort of goverment secret), and his father never cared about him. ☺ ended up as a gangster at the age of 14, and was shot in the head and nearly killed on his 15th birthday, destroying his memories. He then ran away from home to the Slant Empire, and became a low budget actor. At the age of 17, he starred as the character Jackson in a low budget action/comedy movie spoof of cheesy Kung Fu movies called Takashi vs. Jackson, which became a huge hit, making ☺ a massivly successfull actor.
He then starred over the next three years in the progressivly worse sequels to Takashi vs. Jackson, Takashi vs Jackson II, Takashsi vs. Jackson III, and Takashi vs. Jackson vs. Emily Strong. After the fourth movie, which guest starred mentaly unstable pop singer Emily Strong as herself, the series was cancelled. The failure of the series had also ruined ☺'s reputation, and when he was unable to get work as an actor, he became a spy for the Slant Empire at age 22. He was supposed to be an assistaint to a more expierenced spy, but when that spy was killed by enemy forces, ☺ took over an assignment to track down and capture ☻. ☺'s commander told ☺ that if he failed the mission, he would be fired.
Driven to complete the mission, within 3 days ☺ had found ☻, and just 17 hours kater, ☻ had been captured and locked up in a military prison in the Slant Empire. However, after hearing that ☻ was to be executed, memories of his past before becoing an actor flooded back to him, and he then set ☻ free from the prison, and helped him escape over the border. ☺ was caught, and sentenced to death, but after explaining his reasons for his actions, he was instead sent to a mental hospital. He spent nearly 3 years there, but the doctors at the hospital discovered that the bullet that had hit him in the head when he was 15 had permanently damaged his brain, and released him because there was nothing they could do to help.
He began living in the apartment he lives in now, under supervision of a psyciatrist and several armed guards, and became a spy once again. However, he became immensly paranoid with the guards around all the time, and despite that the goverment thought he was a potentially danger to the world, the guards and psyciatrist were ordered to no longer live with him. He currently works as a spy, lives alone, and meditates and practices karate to attempt to heal his mind.
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