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#<font color="red">Important:</font> [[Special:Userlogin|Log in]] as admin and go to [[Special:Preferences|Preferences]] to change your password!
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<div style="font-size: 162%; padding: .1em;">Welcome to [[Uncyclopedia:About|Uncyclopedia]],</div>
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<div style="top: +0.2em; font-size: 95%;">the [[content-free]] encyclopedia that [[Special:UserLogin|anyone can edit]].</div>
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