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A nurse walks in there, but doesn't return. You realise that there is some kind of monster, because you heard a scream, and need to escape. You scream yourself, and Tom Cruise flies through the window and does his patented running techinque down the hall and into the bathroom. A loud "@*(#&^*@($^@&($^@#&*(@#^$&*(!!!!" is heard through the building. You are the hero for getting rid of Tom Cruise, and the monster dies of indegestion.
Hurrah! You won! But there are more ways to win than this...
