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A nurse walks in there, but doesn't return. You realize that there is some kind of monster, because you heard a scream, and need to escape. You scream yourself, and Tom Cruise flies through the window and does his patented running techinque down the hall and into the bathroom. A loud "@*(#&^*@($^@&($^@#&*(@#^$!!!!" is heard through the building. You later succumb to lack of oxygen.