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You change the music to polka. Some Toad named Tom T. tells you that he wants to check the cover.

Tom T: "Hey, you downloaded that! That's illegal!"

Tom T. bashes the crap out of the place. What do you want to do?

• Fight back
• Run like hell
• Call the police