Pagan Story/Bribe the Fay

From Torg Adventure

(Finder tells Novel MC how to get his keys and shit back.)

"Do you have a china bowl or saucer? Not just earthenware, but china. No? Then you need to go to an antique shop and buy one. Make a list. If it's got gold or silver on the edge, so much the better. Don't pay more than $5 for it or they're ripping you off. You live here long enough to know where to find an antique shop? Okay. While you're at it, get a clear glass bowl big enough to cover the other dish. This doesn't have to be an antique, so if you have like a mixing bowl or something, that will do." His voice droned out of the phone. Jack had asked for his help in finding his car keys

"Okay, next get some heavy whipping cream. Not Half-and-half, not light whipping cream. Heavy."