Alex Koons says "HOLLA'" Prophecy
From The Extended Group
During yearbook at the start of class, Kevin Devoss gravely proclaimed to small group of trusted followers that one day, Alex Koons would enter class late pump his arms lazily into the air and shout: "HOLLLLAA!" in a very 'gangster' manner. Kevin declared that the class would rise forth with a great cheer as if celebrating the entrance of a hilarious sitcom character and that humanity would collapse into a writhing mass of hellacious despair and agony for a century.
Confirming Kevin's worst fears, the prophecy was partially fulfilled approximately 6 minutes later... Alex Koons did indeed arrive to class late, shout "HOLLA", and the class did respond as predicted. It is unknown however, if the latter part of the prophecy came true. Modern translators and historians suggest that "writhing mass of hellacious despair and agony" has manifested itself in the form of Kevin's feelings towards his college education and that "century" refers to the time Kevin will take to start and quit every major available at the University of Washington.
