Lukas Red Shifting

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Whereas light waves are said to red shift when a receiving source observes a relative increase in wavelength, Lukas Peter Red Shifting describes the phenomenon in which Lukas's epidermal layer turns a luminescent shade of pinkish red.

This is known to occur when experiencing any one or combination of the following emotional states:

  • Unmitigated delight
  • Unwanted attention
  • Embarrassment
  • Attraction to a girl nearby
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