List of Things that have Hit Andy's Head

From The Extended Group

The High School Years

• A Wooden Two-By-Four: Ocurred when Andy attempted to smuggly lean back in his chair at a debate tournament after giving a "good speech". The chair slipped out beneath him, and he hit the back of his head against the two-by-four nailed to the wall behind him. A mild concussion was sustained. An explanation of exactly why there was a two-by-four nailed to the wall reamins a mystery.
• The Roof of Alan Vo's Car: Occurred when Andy tried to get into the car. Alan's dad was surprisingly unconcerned with Andy's welfare after the incident.

The College Years

• A Metal Soap Dish Tray in the Dorm Showers: Ocurred after Andy had dropped his soap one day. The soap dish which was attached to the wall was never the same after.
• A Solid Wooden Door: Occurred when Andy attempted a breakdancing move known as a "flare". The resident of the room was surprisingly angry after the incident and scolded Andy for almost breaking his door.
• A Metal Fire Extinguisher Box: A notorious incident that ocurred in the beginning years of Andy's freshman year. Up until that point Terry and Andy had spent many days pretending to do Pro Wrestling moves on one another, and it was thought that if Terry pretended to slam Andy's head into the box, people would laugh. All was going as planned until Terry botched the throw and threw Andy too hard into the box, dneying him the precious few seconds he needed to brace himself with his hands as to avoid head-box impact.

Items Which Have Had Repeated Contact with Andy's Head

• Frisbees: Just happens WAY too much
• Frames of Many Lofted Beds: Jenny's, Hyung's, Hieu's, Stephen's, and even his own on multiple ocassions
• Sports Balls: Basketballs and Baseballs. It is often speculated that this is the reason why Andy switched to wearing contacts.
• Jeremy Cho's Head
• Textbooks
• Desks