I wait until LASTNAME is knocked up

From Torg Adventure

I decide that {lastname} will be a little happier if she gets to announce that she's pregnant before I deflower the girls. It might also ease that conversation a bit. We have sex three times a day. Once in the morning before we get up, and then we cuddle in bed for a half hour to make sure the sperm get a chance to swim. A little afternoon delight after a day of work, and then before bed. My sister is urgent and passionate. This isn't just about getting pregnant, but fully participating in our lives again.

Before the month is out, {lastname} has missed her period and started morning sickness, and the medical droid confirms with a blood test. Good to know that our fertility is still rocking. We celebrate right in the medical bay with the droid looking on. God, I love her.

That night we made sure everyone came for a big family dinner, which we only have about twice a month.

Once everyone was seated, {lastname} stands up. "We asked you all here for a really good and happy reason. Your father has knocked me up and you're getting another sibling!"

Everyone cheered. The girls all got up and hugged their mom, and Michael shook my hand with a knowing smile. Then the girls hugged me and Michael hugged his mom. When Cindy hugged me, she whispered in my ear, "When are you going to come visit my dome? I have something to show you."

I told her, "I'll come tonight after dinner