Excuse yourself and go answer the door

From Thread 1

You go to the front door. You open it and find yourself facing a leering wolfman. His fly is open and his long, thick penis is sticking out and pointed straight at you.

"Erection-gram!" the wolfman says.

Do you:

• Yell to Christina that it's for her
• Slam the door on the wolfman
• Open your robe for the wolfman
• Tell the wolfman that you've seen better