Lock yourself and Joojoo in the bathroom

From Thread 1

You duck into the bathroom and lock the door. You rinse your cuts, put a band-aid on the worst one, then examine Joojoo. to your horror, you see that it's only a plush toy, not Joojoo at all! Those evil kitties tricked you!

There's a banging at the bathroom door... and a lot of meowing.

Do you:

• Let the 42 kitties into the bathroom
• Dive out the bathroom window
• Search the medicine cabinet for something that might be useful