LIE AND SAY YOU WERE MUGGED AND BEATEN
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"I was mugged outside and beaten very badly. I need some medical attention, please." The woman looked interested. "Just now? Where?" You froze. "About-um, 10 blocks back. I don't really remember. I found my way here somehow. Please, I am in alot of pain." The woman kept asking questions. "Did you call the police?" You wanted to punch her. "Nooo...I came here! I got beat up! I am hurting! Let me see a doctor, NOW!" She ignored the request and asked for your information and insurance. "They took my wallet with my insurance information." She asked for your name, address, etc. You lied and made up some information. "Have a seat!" she barked. You were really pissed.
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