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Make your self out of the plains.

2008-11-18T00:34:03Z

Livebox:

Well, after a while of walking though some grass, you manage to get out of the plains and end up in front of nowhere. Off to the distance, you see a lump made of grass with smoke coming out of it. In the other direction, you see a dark gloomy cave...

Do you:
*[[Go to the lump]]
*[[Head into the cave]]
*[[Open the bottle about now...]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring, Pasta Spoon, Spirit of Adventure in a Bottle''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=2}}
[[Category: Kingdom of Adventure]]

Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)

2008-11-18T00:31:46Z

Livebox:

So, you make your way all the way to Seaside Town. Now you feel very tired. You wish you'd brought some things with you so you can beat up the hobos near the railroads. Sigh. Anyway...

Do you:
*[[BATTLE SOME HOBOS!]]
*[[Wait for a while.]]
*[[Sleep]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif''
''|Health=15|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: Kingdom of Adventure]]

Main Page

2008-11-18T00:31:13Z

Livebox: /* Normal Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

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==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

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|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(60+ pages)
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|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
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|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
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|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
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|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(70+ pages)
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|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
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|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
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|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
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|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
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|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
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|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
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|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
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|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
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|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
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|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (10+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
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|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
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|[[Average Guy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
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|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
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|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
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|[[The Boss]]|| (Under Construction)
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|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
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|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(Under Construction by Holygiant)
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|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
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|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
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|[[An Easy Path to Victory]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
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|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Getting a Job]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]] || Under Construction
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Radio]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rise of Ginyu force. another DBZ story :P ]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (unstarted)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Video Game Trivia I]]||(6+ pages. This might be adapted into a series.)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What About Me?]]||(Under construction)
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|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)
|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
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|[[Absurd choose your own adventure collection (UPDATED)]]|| (Work in progress)
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|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
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|[[Anal City, USA]]||(10+ pages)
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|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
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|[[Battle Royale]] || (150+ pages)
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|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
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|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(17+ pages)
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|[[Collection of Awesome Stories]]||(5+ pages)
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|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
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|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
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|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
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|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
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|[[Death is Coming]]|| (W.I.P.)
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|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
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|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
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|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
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|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
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|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES)
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|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
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|[[Music Quest]]|| (10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
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|[[Mercenary]]||(under construction)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]] '''Anything Can Happen''' ||(333+ pages)
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|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
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|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages)
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|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
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|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(22 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
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|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
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|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
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|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
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|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
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|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
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|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
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|[[Zombie Invasion]] || (Just started)
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.

{|
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|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(100 pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(10+ pages)
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|[[Death Will Come]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
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|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages)
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|[[A Job]] || (22 pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(6700+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (300+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (120+ pages)
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time go in the pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

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==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)

[[Category: System Pages]]

Book of Noodle Conjuring

2008-11-17T22:39:44Z

Livebox:

==BOOK OF NOODLE CONJURING==
This is a book that can tell you all kinds of pastas you can summon. Right now, you can summon these types of....

NOTE: SUMMONING/CONJURING TAKES AWAY RANDOM AMOUNT OF MYSTICALITY POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE!

==LVL 1 SKILLS==

Noodle of Healing
--> This basic skill alows you to conjure a noodle that will cover your wound. Heals 5 to 7 Health Points. (HEALING SPELL)

Noodle of Combat
--> This basic skill allows you to conjure a noodle that is burning hot. It will damage your oponant for 3-9 (Critical=15) Hot damage.

==LVL 2 SKILLS==

Pasta of Health
--> This is a healing spell but better than the noodle of healing. This will cover your wound AND make you resistant to poinsins for a random amount of health and time. Heals ? to ? amount of health.

THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!

2008-11-17T22:24:00Z

Livebox:

==PLEASE NO EDITING! ANYTHING YOU EDIT WILL BE DELETED BY ME!==
== WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE! ==
Please we ask you to not edit these pages. I have an awesome storyline in mind...anything I did not make will be deleted.

---SHIZEN MOH

SO BEGIN YOUR ADVENTURE!

Ah, yes, the kingdom of adventure. The place that the spirit of adventure never dies! You are guy (change it to a girl if you want) from a distant kingdom that just wants to adventure around. You are also a Pastamancer, one who can conjure noodles in combat to aid you. So, where off?

LINKS IN RED MEAN INSTANT DEATH!

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)]]
*[[Roam around the Nearby Plains.]]
{{Status|Equipment=''*[[Pasta Spoon]] http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, *[[Book of Noodle Conjuring]] http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif ''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: Kingdom of Adventure]]

Pasta Spoon

2008-11-17T22:23:13Z

Livebox:

==PASTA SPOON==
This is a spoon that can be used to hit people and required to conjure some pasta. Without it, you really have no use of your mysticality points. This weapon is favored among all Pastamancers.

==Enchantments:==
It must be in your equipment sack to conjure noodles.

When you are done with the information of an item, click BACK on your browser.

Pasta Spoon

2008-11-17T22:22:43Z

Livebox:

This is a spoon that can be used to hit people and required to conjure some pasta. Without it, you really have no use of your mysticality points. This weapon is favored among all Pastamancers.

Enchantments:
It must be in your equipment sack to conjure noodles.

When you are done with the information of an item, click BACK on your browser.

THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!

2008-11-17T22:20:45Z

Livebox:

==PLEASE NO EDITING! ANYTHING YOU EDIT WILL BE DELETED BY ME!==
== WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE! ==
Please we ask you to not edit these pages. I have an awesome storyline in mind...anything I did not make will be deleted.

---SHIZEN MOH

SO BEGIN YOUR ADVENTURE!

Ah, yes, the kingdom of adventure. The place that the spirit of adventure never dies! You are guy (change it to a girl if you want) from a distant kingdom that just wants to adventure around. You are also a Pastamancer, one who can conjure noodles in combat to aid you. So, where off?

LINKS IN RED MEAN INSTANT DEATH!

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)]]
*[[Roam around the Nearby Plains.]]
{{Status|Equipment=''*[[Pasta Spoon]] http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif ''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: Kingdom of Adventure]]

Make your self out of the plains.

2008-11-17T22:20:00Z

Livebox:

Well, after a while of walking though some grass, you manage to get out of the plains and end up in front of no where. Off to the distance, you see a lump made of grass with smoke coming out of it. In the other direction, you see a dark gloomy cave...

Do you:
*[[Go to the lump]]
*[[Head into the cave]]
*[[Open the bottle about now...]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring, Pasta Spoon, Spirit of Adventure in a Bottle''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Venture off somewhere else.

2008-11-17T22:16:32Z

Livebox:

Smart moove little boy. You stumble across some vampire beans and they eat you before you can even act. They poke you with your twig until you die. THE END

[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Look on the ground again.

2008-11-17T22:14:56Z

Livebox:

Forgeting about your lost nails, you search the gound for some more intresting things. You find some dead leaves, an empty bootle of Coco-Cola, and some gum. You don't need leaves, and you certantly don't need the gum. You just hold the Coco-Cola bottle before you. Then, you smack it against a tree for some fun. Yea, you think toying with nature is fun.

Anyway, as you keep searching the ground, you come across some healing ointment! Hooray!

YOU AQUIRE AN ITEM: Healing Ointment
EXAMINE: It's some creamy looking ointment.

Do you:
*[[Keep Searching the Ground?]]
*[[Wander around for a moment.]]
*[[Scream for help, really really loud...]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring, A Twig, Healing Ointment''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Look on the ground again.

2008-11-17T22:14:21Z

Livebox:

Forgeting about your lost nails, you search the gound for some more intresting things. You find some dead leaves, an empty bootle of Coco-Cola, and some gum. You don't need leaves, and you certantly don't need the gum. You just hold the Coco-Cola bottle before you. Then, you smack it against a tree for some fun. Yea, you think toying with nature is fun.

Anyway, as you keep searching the ground, you come across some healing ointment! Hooray!

YOU AQUIRE AN ITEM: Healing Ointment
EXAMINE: It's some creamy looking ointment.

Do you:
*[[Keep Searching the Ground?]]
*[[Wander around for a moment.]]
*[[Scream for help.]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring, A Twig, Healing Ointment''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Go into the dark pit.

2008-11-17T22:09:25Z

Livebox:

You head into the dark pit. Not nowing where you are goin because it's dark, you trip over something. You quickly get back to your feet and all of a sudden, you trip again. This time, on the nails. OW. You die instantly.

TEE HEE!

RESTART????
Head back to the page before this one and make another choice...

Go get your spoon back

2008-11-17T22:07:09Z

Livebox:

You wander around the woods for a while...you can't tell where you are anymore. Dang it. As you are walking around the woods, you hear some strange rustling sounds.

Pumped with adrnaline, you run into a random location.

You look on the ground. A twig, and some nails.

You take them both anyway, but the nails slip from your hands into a dark pit. DANGIT!

YOU AQUIRE AN ITEMS: A Twig http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/9/9a/Stick.gif

You are NOT going anywhere without your spoon!
*[[Go into the dark pit.]]
*[[Look on the ground again.]]
*[[Venture off somewhere else.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif, A Twig http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/9/9a/Stick.gif''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: Kingdom of Adventure]]

THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!

2008-11-17T00:10:05Z

Livebox:

==PLEASE NO EDITING! ANYTHING YOU EDIT WILL BE DELETED BY ME!==
== WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE! ==
Please we ask you to not edit these pages. I have an awesome storyline in mind...anything I did not make will be deleted.

---SHIZEN MOH

SO BEGIN YOUR ADVENTURE!

Ah, yes, the kingdom of adventure. The place that the spirit of adventure never dies! You are guy (change it to a girl if you want) from a distant kingdom that just wants to adventure around. You are also a Pastamancer, one who can conjure noodles in combat to aid you. So, where off?

LINKS IN RED MEAN INSTANT DEATH!

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)]]
*[[Roam around the Nearby Plains.]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif ''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: Kingdom of Loathing]]

1

2008-11-16T23:58:32Z

Livebox:

A strange swril comes out...sudenly, you feel stronger! YOU GAIN A LVL!

But..hey, where did you bottle go? It disapered!

*NOTE: Spirit of Adventure in a Bottle is a one time use item.

Do you:
*[[Head towards Town]]
*[[Go into the dence woods.]]
*[[Roam around more...]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuration http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif''|Health=80|MP=160|Level=3}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

1

2008-11-16T23:57:36Z

Livebox:

A strange swril comes out...sudenly, you feel stronger! YOU GAIN A LVL!

But..hey, where did you bottle go? It disapered!

*NOTE: Spirit of Adventure in a Bottle is a one time use item.

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)]]
*[[Roam around more...]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuration http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif''|Health=80|MP=160|Level=3}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Stand there.

2008-11-16T23:55:44Z

Livebox:

You just stand there. Nothing really exciting happens. Man do you feel bored. After awhile, a kid on a bike comes and laughs at you. You stare at the kid as he zooms off. How Ironic.

Do you:
*[[Open the Bottle]]
*[[Make your self out of the plains.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif, Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Spirit of Adventure in a Bottle http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/0/05/Singlebar.gif''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

KEEP...ROAMING!....

2008-11-16T23:51:53Z

Livebox:

Even though your hurt, your mind is open. You crawl and roam at the same time. Pretty cool huh? Sudenly, a mist and a warm wind comes over you...

"Hello there adventurer." A voice around you says.

"WOAH!" You say

"You must have a strong desire to adventure. While others would have stopped to heal their wounds, you curiosity kept you going."

"Huh?" You say.

"Here, take this as a reward. Plus, I healed you fully. PLUS, you are now lvl 2!"

The mist is gone and you feel great!

YOU AQUIRE AN ITEM: Spirit of Adjenture in a Bottle http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/0/05/Singlebar.gif

Do you:
*[[Open the Bottle]]
*[[Stand there.]]
*[[Make your self out of the plains.]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Spirit of Adjenture in a Bottle http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/0/05/Singlebar.gif, Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif''|Health=40|MP=80|Level=2}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADJENTURE!]]

Roam around now

2008-11-16T23:50:18Z

Livebox:

You keep roaming. Your wound really really hurts now.....

Do you:
*[[ARRRGH! HEAL THE WOUND!]]
*[[KEEP...ROAMING!....]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif''|Health=1 (NEAR DEATH!)|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Roam

2008-11-16T23:49:38Z

Livebox:

You roam some more...god the wound is hurting.

Do you:
*[[Roam around now]]
*[[HEAL THE BEEPIN WOUND!]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif''|Health=10|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Go get your spoon back

2008-11-16T23:47:33Z

Livebox:

You wander around the woods for a while...you can't tell where you are anymore. Dang it. As you are walking around the woods, you hear some strange rustling sounds.
Pumped with adrnaline, you run into a random location.

You look on the ground. A twig, and some nails.
You take them both anyway, but the nails slip from your hands into a dark pit. DANGIT!

YOU AQUIRE 2 ITEMS: A Twig http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/9/9a/Stick.gif

You are NOT going anywhere without your spoon!
*[[Go into the dark pit.]]
*[[Look on the ground again.]]
*[[Venture off somewhere else.]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif, A Twig http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/9/9a/Stick.gif
''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)

2008-11-16T23:42:51Z

Livebox:

You wander around, only to see some vampires come out.
"BOO!" One of them yells"

"SCREEEEEEEM!"

"HAHAHAHAH! You seriously thought that was frightning? Well, I do it to all noobs who come in here. Be sure to be at least lvl 5 before you come back." The vampire says.

"Awwww..." You say.

"Sorry kid. Its the law." He points to a sign. "It says!"

"Fine..." You mumble.

Well, I guess you should come back later huh?

As you come out...wait...DANGIT! YOU LOST YOUR PASTA SPOON IN THERE!

You are NOT going anywhere without your spoon!
*[[Go get your spoon back]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Take more grass

2008-11-16T22:48:42Z

Livebox:

You take some more grass. Gosh, you feel grassy.

Do you:
*[[Keep Roaming]]
*[[Try to make it back to where you can from]]
*[[Heal using your grass]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif'', Handful of Grass (15)''|Health=10|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)

2008-11-16T22:47:51Z

Livebox:

You wander around, only to see some vampires come out.
"BOO!" One of them yells"

"SCREEEEEEEM!"

"HAHAHAHAH! You seriously thought that was frightning? Well, I do it to all noobs who come in here. Be sure to be at least lvl 5 before you come back." The vampire says.

"Awwww..." You say.

"Sorry kid. Its the law." He points to a sign. "It says!"

"Fine..." You mumble.

Well, I guess you should come back later huh?

As you come out...wait...DANGIT! YOU LOST YOUR PASTA SPOON IN THERE!

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Roam around the Nearby Plains. ]]
*[[Go get your spoon back]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)

2008-11-16T22:47:20Z

Livebox:

You wander around, only to see some vampires come out.
"BOO!" One of them yells"

"SCREEEEEEEM!"

"HAHAHAHAH! You seriously thought that was frightning? Well, I do it to all noobs who come in here. Be sure to be at least lvl 5 before you come back." The vampire says.

"Awwww..." You say.

"Sorry kid. Its the law." He points to a sign. "It says!"

"Fine..." You mumble.

Well, I guess you should come back later huh?

As you come out...wait...DANGIT! YOU LOST YOUR PASTA SPOON IN THERE!

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Roam around the Nearby Plains. ]]
*[[Go get your spoon back]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}

Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)

2008-11-16T22:46:48Z

Livebox:

You wander around, only to see some vampires come out.
"BOO!" One of them yells"

"SCREEEEEEEM!"

"HAHAHAHAH! You seriously thought that was frightning? Well, I do it to all noobs who come in here. Be sure to be at least lvl 5 before you come back." The vampire says.

"Awwww..." You say.

"Sorry kid. Its the law." He points to a sign. "It says!"

"Fine..." You mumble.

Well, I guess you should come back later huh?

As you come out...wait...DANGIT! YOU LOST YOUR PASTA SPOON IN THERE!

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Go to the Nearby Plains]]
*[[Roam around the Nearby Plains. ]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}

Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)

2008-11-16T22:46:09Z

Livebox:

You wander around, only to see some vampires come out.
"BOO!" One of them yells"

"SCREEEEEEEM!"

"HAHAHAHAH! You seriously thought that was frightning? Well, I do it to all noobs who come in here. Be sure to be at least lvl 5 before you come back." The vampire says.

"Awwww..." You say.

"Sorry kid. Its the law." He points to a sign. "It says!"

"Fine..." You mumble.

Well, I guess you should come back later huh?

As you come out...wait...DANGIT! YOU LOST YOUR PASTA SPOON IN THERE!

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Go to the Nearby Plains]]
*[[Get your spoon back]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}

Main Page

2008-11-16T22:45:17Z

Livebox: /* Normal Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

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==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

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|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(60+ pages)
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(70+ pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|-
|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (10+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
|-
|[[An Easy Path to Victory]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]] || (20+ PAGES!);Under Construction, but you can try it
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[The Boss]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(Under Construction by Holygiant)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
|-
|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Radio]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rise of Ginyu force. another DBZ story :P ]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (unstarted)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What About Me?]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)
|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
|-
|[[Absurd choose your own adventure collection (UPDATED)]]|| (Work in progress)
|-
|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Anal City, USA]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
|-
|[[Blair Witch - Escape from Blair Woods]]||(just started)
|-
|[[Battle Royale]] || (150+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(17+ pages)
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
|-
|[[Death is Coming]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Music Quest]]|| (10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Mercenary]]||(under construction)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]] '''Anything Can Happen''' ||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages)
|-
|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(22 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie Invasion]] || (Just started)
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.

{|
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(100 pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Collection of Awesome Stories]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[A Job]] || (22 pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(6700+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (300+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (120+ pages)
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time go in the pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
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==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)

[[Category: System Pages]]

BATTLE SOME HOBOS!

2008-11-16T22:44:23Z

Livebox:

You go up to one of the hobos. YOU PUNCH HIM REALLY REALLY HARD. SO HARD, its not funny.
That's all that you needed. Hey, you gain a level!

Do you:
*[[Celebrate your gaining of a level]]
*[[BATTLE MORE HOBOS!]]
*[[There is no option 3, but there is]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book on Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif'' |Health=30|MP=60|Level=2}}
[[Category: KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)

2008-11-16T22:42:32Z

Livebox:

So, you make your way all the way to Seaside Town. Now you feel very tired. You wish you'd brought some things with you so you can beat up the hobos near the railroads. Sigh. Anyway...

Do you:
*[[BATTLE SOME HOBOS!]]
*[[Wait.]]
*[[Sleep]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif''
''|Health=15|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENURE!]]

ARRRGH! HEAL THE WOUND!

2008-11-16T22:40:15Z

Livebox:

You stop about now and heal your wound with some grass blades.
Heck, you grab 5 handfuls of grass so you can heal later on.

NOTE: health healers heal a random amount each time.

Do you:
*[[Keep Roaming]]
*[[Try to make it back to where you can from]]
*[[Heal using your grass]]
*[[Take more grass]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif''
, Handful of Grass (5) http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/f/ff/Moss.gif''|Health=10|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Roam some more

2008-11-16T22:38:23Z

Livebox:

You roam arround. Your legs are hurting now. You scratch yourself in the grass and lose some hit points.

Do you:
*[[Roam]]
*[[Heal the wound]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif'', Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif''|Health=15|MP=40|Level=1}}

Roam around the Nearby Plains.

2008-11-16T22:36:54Z

Livebox:

You decide to roam around like a sissy without anything good to do. So, your roaming...roaming.....

Do you:
*[[Roam some more]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}

THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!

2008-11-16T22:35:50Z

Livebox:

==PLEASE NO EDITING! ANYTHING YOU EDIT WILL BE DELETED BY ME!==
== WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE! ==
Please we ask you to not edit these pages. I have an awesome storyline in mind...anything I did not make will be deleted.

---SHIZEN MOH

SO BEGIN YOUR ADVENTURE!

Ah, yes, the kingdom of adventure. The place that the spirit of adventure never dies! You are guy (change it to a girl if you want) from a distant kingdom that just wants to adventure around. You are also a Pastamancer, one who can conjure noodles in combat to aid you. So, where off?

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)]]
*[[Roam around the Nearby Plains.]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif ''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: Kingdom of Loathing]]

THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!

2008-11-16T22:35:23Z

Livebox:

==PLEASE NO EDITING! ANYTHING YOU EDIT WILL BE DELETED BY ME!==
== WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE! ==
Please we ask you to not edit these pages. I have an awesome storyline in mind...anything I did not make will be deleted.

---SHIZEN MOH

SO BEGIN YOUR ADVENTURE!

Ah, yes, the kingdom of adventure. The place that the spirit of adventure never dies! You are guy (change it to a girl if you want) from a distant kingdom that just wants to adventure around. You are also a Pastamancer, one who can conjure noodles in combat to aid you. So, where off?

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)]]
*[[Roam around the Nearby Plains.]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoonhttp://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/2/23/Pastaspoon.gif, Book of Noodle Conjuring http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/78/Book3.gif ''|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: Kingdom of Loathing]]

Follow the shiny!

2008-11-16T22:31:31Z

Livebox:

You follow this shiny thing....
Yoy kind of feel your brain melt a bit as you get closer and closer to the object. As you continue to reach the shiny object, you stumble to the ground. You find a 4-leaf clover!

YOU ACQUIRE AN ITEM: Four-Leaf Clover
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/images/7/7b/Clover.gif

Do you:
*[[Wave your clover back and forth]]
*[[head towards the shiny thing]]

{{Status|Equipment=''4-Leaf Clover, Pasta Spoon, Book of Noodle Conjuring''|Health=20(Weak)|MP=10(Low)|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Celebrate your gaining of a level

2008-11-16T22:24:03Z

Livebox:

You prance around awhile yelling "EVERYONE SUCKS BUT ME!"
The locals give you a nasty look. You keep screaming anyway.

Someone gets soooo angry, they trow a nailbat at you. OWCH....

So do you:
*[[Keep the nailbat]]
*[[Run away from the scene before he throws something else.]]
*[[keep screaming]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon, Book of Noodle Conjuring ''|Health=15|MP=60|Level=2}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Celebrate your gaining of a level

2008-11-16T22:23:51Z

Livebox:

Take more grass

2008-11-16T22:20:23Z

Livebox:

You take some more grass. Gosh, you feel grassy.

Do you:
*[[Keep Roaming]]
*[[Try to make it back to where you can from]]
*[[Heal using your grass]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon, Book of Noodle Conjuring, Handful of Grass (15)''|Health=10|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

ARRRGH! HEAL THE WOUND!

2008-11-16T22:19:23Z

Livebox:

You stop about now and heal your wound with some grass blades.
Heck, you grab 5 handfuls of grass so you can heal later on.

NOTE: health healers heal a random amount each time.

Do you:
*[[Keep Roaming]]
*[[Try to make it back to where you can from]]
*[[Heal using your grass]]
*[[Take more grass]]

{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon, Book of Noodle Conjuring, Handful of Grass (5)''|Health=10|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Main Page

2008-11-16T21:27:35Z

Livebox: /* Normal Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

[[Spellcheck]]

[[How to Edit]]

[[Idea Pitches]]

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

|-
|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(60+ pages)
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(70+ pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|-
|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (10+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
|-
|[[An Easy Path to Victory]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]Based on The Kingdom of Loathing! || (BY Shizen Moh! TRY IT! Around 20+ PAGES!)
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[The Boss]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(Under Construction by Holygiant)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
|-
|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Radio]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rise of Ginyu force. another DBZ story :P ]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (unstarted)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What About Me?]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)
|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
|-
|[[Absurd choose your own adventure collection (UPDATED)]]|| (Work in progress)
|-
|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Anal City, USA]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
|-
|[[Blair Witch - Escape from Blair Woods]]||(just started)
|-
|[[Battle Royale]] || (150+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(17+ pages)
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
|-
|[[Death is Coming]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Music Quest]]|| (10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Mercenary]]||(under construction)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]] '''Anything Can Happen''' ||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages)
|-
|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(22 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie Invasion]] || (Just started)
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.

{|
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(100 pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Collection of Awesome Stories]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[A Job]] || (22 pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(6700+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (300+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (120+ pages)
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time go in the pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

{| width="100%"
|- valign="top" bgcolor="#ccffcc"
|

==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)

[[Category: System Pages]]

THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!

2008-11-16T21:13:36Z

Livebox:

==PLEASE NO EDITING! ANYTHING YOU EDIT WILL BE DELETED BY ME!==
== WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE! ==
Please we ask you to not edit these pages. I have an awesome storyline in mind...anything I did not make will be deleted.

---SHIZEN MOH

SO BEGIN YOUR ADVENTURE!

Ah, yes, the kingdom of adventure. The place that the spirit of adventure never dies! You are guy (change it to a girl if you want) from a distant kingdom that just wants to adventure around. You are also a Pastamancer, one who can conjure noodles in combat to aid you. So, where off?

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)]]
*[[Roam around the Nearby Plains.]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pasta Spoon'and'Noodle Conjuring for Idiots, a book.'|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: Kingdom of Loathing]]

THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!

2008-11-16T21:11:33Z

Livebox:

==PLEASE NO EDITING! ANYTHING YOU EDIT WILL BE DELETED BY ME!==
== WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE! ==
Please we ask you to not edit these pages. I have an awesome storyline in mind...anything I did not make will be deleted.

---SHIZEN MOH

NO BEGIN YOUR ADVENTURE!

Ah, yes, the kingdom of adventure. The place that the spirit of adventure never dies! You are guy (change it to a girl if you want) from a distant kingdom that just wants to adventure around. You are also a Pastamancer, one who can conjure noodles in combat to aid you. So, where off?

Do you:
*[[Head towards the Town By the sea called Seaside Town. (2 miles away)]]
*[[Go into the dence woods. (BETTER FOR THE HIGH LVLED!)]]
*[[Roam around the Nearby Plains.]]
{{Status|Equipment='Pasta Spoon'and'Noodle Conjuring for Idiots, a book.'|Health=20|MP=40|Level=1}}
[[Category: Kingdom of Loathing]]

Main Page

2008-11-16T20:07:08Z

Livebox: /* Normal Stories */

Choose Your Own Adventure is a wiki that contains stories where the reader assumes the role of the main character. In each page you choose how the story should progress. If you don't see an option that you would like to pursue, click the edit tab on the top of the page and add a new path to the page. Then you get to write in your own adventure for the hero.

Please note that this site is specifically for Choose Your Own Adventure stories. If you choose to post stories that have no choices, your story will be deleted as such stories are not appropriate for this site.

We're currently running [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] [[Special:Allpages|articles]].

[[Spellcheck]]

[[How to Edit]]

[[Idea Pitches]]

__NOTOC__
==Kid Stories==
'''FOR ALL AGES:'''Please keep it G - PG. Please remove any other content that exceeds this.
{|
|Story||Status

|-
|[[Another Story Of Another Random Person]]||(60+ pages)
|-
|[[BauBaus!]] (for critter lovers and trainers alike!)|| (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Carnival]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[A Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Harry Potter]] And the Adventure Chosen by You||(70+ pages)
|-
|[[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Kalew]] || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[The Kitty in the Window]] (Now with PG, hard to find LOTR expansion!)|| (360 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (just click "Three times a day")]] || (7 pages)
|-
|[[Penguins (The Frozen Adventure)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Princess Carkegee]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Quiz Show]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[The Time Machine]]||(15+ page)
|-
|[[Time Vortex]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Visiting the Zoo]] || (130+ pages)
|-
|[[You Gotta Read This]] || (10 pages)
|}

==Normal Stories==
'''FOR 10+:''' Please keep it G - PG-13. Please remove any content that exceeds this.
{|
|-
|[[At the Mall with Weevil]] || (10+ pages; Charlotte5 currently editing; WIP)
|-
|[[An Easy Path to Victory]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]] || (BY Shizen Moh! TRY IT! Around 20+ PAGES!)
|-
|[[Atom Kid|Atom Kid (a super hero adventure)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Average Guy]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Battle of the Best]] || (24+ pages)
|-
|[[The Blood Thirsty Mime]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Bloody Tofu]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Boromir's Quest (an LOTR adventure)]] || (90+ pages)
|-
|[[The Boss]]|| (Under Construction)
|-
|[[The Clown]] || (50+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazieness]] || (12+ pages)
|-
|[[Crazy Fantasy Adventure]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Crusader (an action-adventure fantasy)]] || (337 pages)
|-
|[[Paladin (Crusader 2)|Crusader 2: Paladin]] || (375+ pages)
|-
|[[Cyberspace Invaders]]||(Under Construction by Holygiant)
|-
|[[Day In the Life of a Total Loser]] || (5+ pages)
|-
|[[Dead Kid]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[Death by zombies]] || (40+ pages)
|-
|[[Dungeon]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution|Evolution (an adventure of insignificance)]] || (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Evolution II]] || (20 pages)
|-
|[[Fantasy Quest]] || (110+ pages)
|-
|[[First Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[How to Write a Book (Or Not)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Hunting again for Red October]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Inside the Dark Room]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Jo-Ann the Librarian (a Comedy)]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[LoA's Adventure]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Lost Memories]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The many rooms]] || (1000+ pages)
|-
|[[Morrowind|Morrowind (An exciting action adventure)]] || (25+pages)
|-
|[[My nose hurts!!! (An exciting action adventure about your nose)]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[A Penguin Named Evan]] || (15+ Pages)
|-
|[[Pirates of the Caribbean (action-adventure)]] ||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Portal]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Quest of the magician]] || (200+ pages)
|-
|[[Radio]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Ralos]] ||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Random]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Red Mercenary]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Rise of Ginyu force. another DBZ story :P ]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Sabatoge (a Star Trek: TNG adventure)]] || (About 10 pages)
|-
|[[Save YouTube Poop!!! ]](Definitely rated PG-13 || (15 pages)
|-
|[[The_secret_island_of_Utobi|The Secret Island of Utobi]] || (38 pages)
|-
|[[Star trek]] (Another adventure) || (65+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Jedi Chronicles ]] || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Wars: Republic]] || (26 pages)
|-
|[[Story Of My Life]] || (unstarted)
|-
|[[Superdickery|Superdickery Superman Adventure]] || (150 + pages)
|-
|[[A Tasty Breakfast]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[Tribute|Tribute: The Greatest and Best Quest in the World]] || (14+ pages)
|-
|[[The Trigger And The Hilt]] (a free-roaming action game) || (20+ pages)
|-
|[[Wanna be a hobo?]]||(20+ pages)
|-
|[[What About Me?]]||(Under construction)
|-
|[[What have they done?]]||(Under construction)
|}

==R-Rated Stories==
'''Content normally found in R-rated movies, no adult content:'''
{|
|-
|[[Absurd choose your own adventure collection (UPDATED)]]|| (Work in progress)
|-
|[[A Day In The Life Of A Dangerous Hitman]]||(14+ pages)
|-
|[[Amnesia]]||(50+ pages)
|-
|[[Anal City, USA]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[An Apocolyptic city of darkness]]||(10 pages)
|-
|[[Another Pointless Story]] (The Ultimate Showdown)|| (85+ pages)
|-
|[[Blair Witch - Escape from Blair Woods]]||(just started)
|-
|[[Battle Royale]] || (150+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[City Life Manhattan]]||(17+ pages)
|-
|[[Complete,Utter Randomness]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[Darkened Hope]]||(30+ pages)
|-
|[[DARKNESS]]|| (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Dating Game]]|| (34+ pages)
|-
|[[Death is Coming]]|| (W.I.P.)
|-
|[[Dogfight over Europe]]|| (35+ pages)
|-
|[[The Giant Building With A Million Rooms]] ||(175+ pages)
|-
|[[The Girl Down the Street]] ||(20 pages)
|-
|[[I like Cookie]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[In The Army]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Jim's Barbeque]] (MANY IDEAS. UNLIMITED POSSIBILITIES) || (15.5+ PAGES)
|-
|[[Luigi and Mario Stories]]||(175+ pages)(11 stories)
|-
|[[Music Quest]]|| (10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Mercenary]]||(under construction)
|-
|[[A New Life]]||(12+ pages)
|-
|[[A random story]] '''Anything Can Happen''' ||(333+ pages)
|-
|[[Random III]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Random Four]]|| (25+ pages)
|-
|[[Resident evil]] || (53 pages)
|-
|[[Run From The Mob]]||(10+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Serial X]]|| (15+ pages. Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short And Random Stories]]||(250+ pages)(22 stories)
|-
|[[The Short But True Story of The Secret Passage]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Slasher]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob's Day Off]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Spongebob VS Patrick]]||(40+ pages)
|-
|[[Tesco Midnight Run]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Thought Of Me]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Week of the Zombies]]||(25+ pages)
|-
|[[Worlds End]] (A game of survival)||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[World Undone]] || (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zach]]||(15+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie blood]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Zombie Invasion]] || (Just started)
|}

==Adult Stories==
'''FOR 18+:''' No limits to content.

{|
|-
|[[Band Forming thing]] || (100+ pages)
|-
|[[Blackmailed]]||(100 pages)
|-
|[[Choose Your Destiny]]||(80+ pages)
|-
|[[Collection of Awesome Stories]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[College Girls]]||(35+ pages)
|-
|[[Days in the Life of Sammy Simm]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Death Will Come]] || (10+ pages)
|-
|[[Down The Rabbit Hole]]||(300+ pages)(Hail Eris!)
|-
|[[Druglord]]||(25 pages)
|-
|[[Freelancer: The Universe of Possibility]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[Furry World]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Hollywood Romp]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[I'll Be Gentle...]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[A Job]] || (22 pages)
|-
|[[Legend of the Trailer Park]]||(100+ pages)
|-
|[[Mob Story]]|| (10 pages)
|-
|[[Neighborhood]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Perverted Thirteen-Year-Old]]||(10+ pages)
|-
|[[The Quest For Treguards Treasure]]|| (210+ pages)
|-
|[[Rampage]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Sensual Realms]]|| (15+ pages)
|-
|[[Slave to the Mist]]|| (30+ pages)
|-
|[[Smutty Sex Romp]]||(6700+ pages)
|-
|[[Star Trek: A Night with Troi]]|| (12+ pages)
|-
|[[The Story of Jack Foster]]||(200+ pages)
|-
|[[Survival Story]] || (35+ pages)
|-
|[[Teenager]] || (60+ pages)
|-
|[[This Story Will Piss You Off]]||(55+ pages)
|-
|[[Tree of Doom]] || (30+ pages)
|-
|[[University Daze]]|| (300+ pages)
|-
|[[Victim]]|| (120+ pages)
|}

==[[Pit of Abandoned Stories]]==
Stories of less than ten pages that haven't been worked on by anyone in some time go in the pit. Feel free to retrieve stories from the Pit and put them back here on the Main Page if you get inspired and add to one.

{| width="100%"
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==Instructions==
===Starting Template===
'''Copy and paste this for new pages:'''
<pre><nowiki>
Page text here

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Equipment''|Health=#|MP=#|Level=#}}
[[Category: name of story you're working on]]
</nowiki>
</pre>

The next to the last line here is the ''status indicator''. The status indicator shown here is the ''basic'' status indicator. Different stories use different status indicators, and some use none at all. Look at the edit screen for the page you're starting from and copy that status indicator to the new page you're adding. Modify as necessary.

===To edit a page===
Just click the edit tab on the top of the page

===To add an option===
<nowiki>[[Adventure name/New option name]]</nowiki>

Options that appear red on the page have no content. Click the link, paste in the above template, and then add your own content.

This is for fun!

===Tips===
*To make it easier to add a page. Copy the text from the previous page into the current page
*Use images for equipment. It makes things more real. Do a [http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&imgsz=icon&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=knife&btnG=Search google image search for small images] and then add the url for the image in the equipment list. The image will show up when you save. Try to use the original image url and not the cached google image url.
*To make the story better, you can make the story go comepletely different directions, like one way you go to the moon, and the other way you'll die and go to hell.
|

==Rules==
People have a tendency to create branches where the character dies. To prevent the story from being just a tree with all dead ends:
*for each page where you kill the character, you must create at least 2 pages (with content) where he can go on.
*whenever you fill out the last option's page, add another one so the story can go another way.
*please stick to the theme and setting of the story. Although creativity is encouraged, radical plot changes and inconsistencies will ruin the flow.
*If something is off topic, remove it.
*Try to capitalize and spell your words correctly. We have a spell checker [[Spellcheck|here]], and the {{EL|www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox|Firefox}} web browser has one built in.
*'''ADD OPTIONS AND NOT JUST TEXT!!!!'''

==To Do List==
*Go through and fix or remove status indicators from pages.
**Some are not needed in stories and were copied and pasted from the template.
**Some are missing the level and MP from the line of code.
*Remove off-topic pages.
*Correct capitalization and spelling mistakes.
*Add a basic, or main, timeline of background events during the period that the character is making choices in - those events are usually out of the character's control. This will help add consistency.
|}

==No One Should Read These==

'''FOR 21+''' No limits to content. Don't blame us.

{|
|-
|[[Fuckin Screwed Up]]||(75+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[The Guy Who Held His Breath Forever]]||(Work in Progress)
|-
|[[Kill As Many People As You Can]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Kill The President]]||(5+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[One Messed Up Story]] (A Story For Guys)||(30+ pages, Work On It, It's Public)
|-
|[[Short and Funny.]]||(5+ pages)
|-
|[[Would You, Could You, Fuck A Goat?!]]||(Just Started, Work On It(please), It's Public)
|}
|[[S.W.A.T.]]||(Just Started, PLEASE HELP WITH IDEAS, ITS PUBLIC)

[[Category: System Pages]]

HEAL THE BEEPIN WOUND!

2008-11-16T20:05:50Z

Livebox:

You stop and heal your wound. Suddenly, you realize that you used the wrong spell! You put acid into yourself! You die in a matter of seconds.

-->START OVER
http://editthis.info/choose_your_own_adventure/Main_Page

{{Status|Equipment=''-''|Health=0|MP=20|Level=1}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

1

2008-11-16T20:03:31Z

Livebox:

A strange swril comes out...sudenly, you feel stronger! YOU GAIN A LVL!

But..hey, where did you bottle go? It disapered!

*NOTE: Spirit of Adventure in a Bottle is a one time use item.

Do you:
*[[Head to Seaside Town]]
*[[Go to the Dense Woods]]
*[[Roam around more...]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon, Book of Noodle Conjuration''|Health=80|MP=160|Level=3}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

1

2008-11-16T20:02:52Z

Livebox:

A strange swril comes out...sudenly, you feel stronger! YOU GAIN A LVL!

But..hey, where did you bottle go? It disapered!

*NOTE: Spirit of Adventure in a Bottle is a one time use item.

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon, Book of Noodle Conjuration''|Health=80|MP=160|Level=3}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Open the Bottle

2008-11-16T20:00:31Z

Livebox:

You open the bottle...

A gust of wind comes out of it with some sparkly dust...A dice apears in front of you...

"Spin.....me...." The dice says.Its a triangular dice too.

You Spin it. After 3 minutes of spinning, the dice lands on...

Pick a number!:
*[[1]]
*[[2]]
*[[3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon, Book of Noodle Conjuring''|Health=40|MP=80|Level=2}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Attack with your pasta spoon

2008-11-16T19:54:54Z

Livebox:

You hit the hobo with your pasta spoon, doing 3 damage!

HOBO HEALTH: 12/15
EXAMINE: Its a hobo. WITH A SPOON!

He wips out HIS spoon and hits you with it. OW! You lose 5 Hit points!

Do you:
*[[Attack it again!]]
*[[Heal!]]
*[[Run away!]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon, Book of Noodle Conjuring''|Health=10|MP=40|Level=2}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]

Attack with your pasta spoon

2008-11-16T19:54:27Z

Livebox:

You hit the hobo with your pasta spoon, doing 3 damage!

HOBO HEALTH: 12/15
EXAMINE: Its a hobo. WITH A SPOON!

He wips out HIS spoon and hits you with it. OW! You lose 5 Hit points!

Do you:
*[[Adventure/Option 1]]
*[[Adventure/Option 2]]
*[[Adventure/Option 3]]
{{Status|Equipment=''Pasta Spoon, Book of Noodle Conjuring''|Health=10|MP=40|Level=2}}
[[Category: THE KINGDOM OF ADVENTURE!]]