Crazy Fantasy Adventure/homelessmen

From Thread 1

You walk up the hill to greet them, but find they are not homeless and poor, but that they are great elite guards. They're guards of a great kingdom.

"Where are thou head to?", the guard asks. You reply:

I am exploring

I have been parted from my group and need help desperately

I'm headin' for a fight, but I'm still travelin', 'cus ya' pathetic weaklings would never be able to take me!

I've come to form an army, overthrow your king, and lead a rich and powerful army to take over the lands, is that good enough for you????