"My ex-girlfriend stabbed me just now."

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You said it! And right into the microphone too! "Alright then ___________(Your Name) are you aware that you can spend a day with me?" he says.  
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"What's Your name?" asks Marilyn Manson. "________(your name)," you say expressionless. "Alright then ___________(Your Name), you know Lunchbox right?" he asks rhetorically.  
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"Holy shit, really!" you scream into the microphone.
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"Alright kid." You stick onstage for a little while longer, then Marilyn Manson shouts, "On we plow!" He's singing Lunchbox!
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When he gets to, "I wanna grow up wanna be, a big rock and roll star. I wanna grow up, I wanna be...."
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:"Does that make up for your girlfriend stabbing and dumping you?"
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:"Hell yeah it does!"
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:"When do you want the day to be?"
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:"Tomorrow, Saturday," you say.
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"Alright kid." You stick onstage for a little while longer, then Marilyn Manson shouts, "'How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?!'" Then he starts singing "The Beautiful People." Then when it gets to "...There's no time to discriminate,"
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he puts the microphone to your mouth.
he puts the microphone to your mouth.
What do you say?
What do you say?
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*[["Destroy all the humans and kill your slaves!"]]
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*[["The one who fucks you up!"]]
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*[["Hate every mother fucker that's in your way!"]]
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*[["Hate every mother fucker that's in your way!"|"So no one fucks with me!"]]
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*[["Eat all of your kids, born Yesterday!"]]
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*[["A big rock and roll star"]]
*[["Uhhhh...."]]
*[["Uhhhh...."]]
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*[["Shoot all the little animals near the grave!"]]
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*[["A big fucking priest!"]]
[[Category: High School]]
[[Category: High School]]
{{HSTemplate|Health=26|Gender=Male|Social Group=Goth|Boyfriend/Girlfriend=|Equipment=Zune, bloody knife, painkillers}}
{{HSTemplate|Health=26|Gender=Male|Social Group=Goth|Boyfriend/Girlfriend=|Equipment=Zune, bloody knife, painkillers}}

Revision as of 04:42, 14 October 2009

"What's Your name?" asks Marilyn Manson. "________(your name)," you say expressionless. "Alright then ___________(Your Name), you know Lunchbox right?" he asks rhetorically.

"Alright kid." You stick onstage for a little while longer, then Marilyn Manson shouts, "On we plow!" He's singing Lunchbox! When he gets to, "I wanna grow up wanna be, a big rock and roll star. I wanna grow up, I wanna be...." he puts the microphone to your mouth.

What do you say?

Status
Health 26 Equipment:

Zune, bloody knife, painkillers

Gender Male
Social Group Goth
Boyfriend/Girlfriend


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