Pull a superpower out of your ass
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*[[Use a pointlessly complex way to defeat her so the issue can be stretched out]] | *[[Use a pointlessly complex way to defeat her so the issue can be stretched out]] | ||
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Current revision as of 05:16, 31 March 2007
You make up super-Jimmy's-super-power-deactivation-vision. You shoot him with it and he immediately turns back to the normal hot red-headed teenager. Minnie Presidette is now running after you in a Sailor Moon costume made out of kryptonite. She wants to kill you in an adorable way.
Do you:
- Kill her by throwing a few humans at her
- Lobotomize her with you laser vision
- Use a pointlessly complex way to defeat her so the issue can be stretched out
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Health | 100 | Equipment:
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