Editing Point at your genitals and yell "NOW BITCH!"

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Eris smiles and says a wry "OK."

She then pulls out The Apple of Discord and points it at your genitals.

A beam of pure chaos shoots out, and where your junk once was, is now a purple pineapple.

Do you:
*[[Ask if she's ever been fucked by a purple pineapple]]
*[[Cry like a bitch]]
*[[Demand she change it back]] 
{{ErisStatus|Equipment=''Fruity Privates''|Health=5|MP=5|Level=1}}
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