Editing Prank Call the Russian President by using the Red Phone (the one that is connected to all the world's leaders and is only to be using in emergencies)

The russian president answers the phone. You say "Yes I would like a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese" the russian president gets pissed off and says "This isn't a pizza delivery store. BUSH YOUR TALKING TO THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT YOU SON OF A-"... his ramblings are cut off by you hanging up. That was fun.

Now what?

*[[Meet up with Cheyney]]
*[[USE THE SUITCASE!!]]
*[[Call someone else on the Red Phone]]

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