Slacker

From Survival Of The Fittest

The one member who is glad to say that he is one of the youngest(out of those who admit their ages) and questionably the one member who has no aversion with killing his characters (he killed both Vince Samsa and Andrew Munteanu because he felt like it). He joined SOTF because he thought it would be a good way to pick up chicks...currently 80% of the active females have a restrainig order against him.

Slacker's one redeeming quality would have to be his GIGANTIC PENIS (and his ability to lie about penis length on the spot).

Despite all this Slacker's true name is Chad and he is a fourteen year old freshman who lives in miami, he enjoys long walks on the beach and puppies.

UPDATE, username of Slacker is now Porridge, and now it's Rainbow Brite.