Nealosi

From Survival Of The Fittest

Nealosi is the alias of one of the many handlers of SOTF. Though he did not participate in version one, he has been adamant in his support for version two, and has even gone so far as to recruit friends Jotun and Narfinkool.

In real life Nealosi is a ninja/super villain of great power. He has taken upon himself many tasks. Including, inventing and training a new class of mighty warriors called the Bardbarians (Bards/Barbarians with many magical powers) and is also bent on world domination through economic ingenuity. He also invented time travel and invented sliced bread under the alias of Otto Frederick Rohwedder. He is exponentially awesome and well known to many babes across the universe.

He also knows where Boba Fett is.