Slacker

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Despite all this Slacker's true name is Chad and he is a fourteen year old freshman who lives in miami, he enjoys long walks on the beach and puppies.
Despite all this Slacker's true name is Chad and he is a fourteen year old freshman who lives in miami, he enjoys long walks on the beach and puppies.
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Note: Since March 2nd, 2006 Slacker has now had a somewhat sexual experience with every female SOTF handler, the last one for him to hug was Riser.  Slacker atributes that to the fact that she is married.
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UPDATE, username of Slacker is now Porridge, and now it's Rainbow Brite. Currently it's been reverted to "Slacker", which was the name he was always referred to as anyway.
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Added note from Riser herself: Though he calls this a somewhat sexual experience, though this happens to be due only to the fact he did it while Riser was away from her computer. Rather sad, no? Sneak attacking someone when they're not around, shameful really. Also,  due to the fact if he even metions Riser's name in any way, shape, form, and/or fashion that in any sexual form again will bring about a shift, and painful smiting upon the other by the soulless Russian handler.
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Current revision as of 01:03, 14 September 2006

The one member who is glad to say that he is one of the youngest(out of those who admit their ages) and questionably the one member who has no aversion with killing his characters (he killed both Vince Samsa and Andrew Munteanu because he felt like it). He joined SOTF because he thought it would be a good way to pick up chicks...currently 80% of the active females have a restrainig order against him.

Slacker's one redeeming quality would have to be his GIGANTIC PENIS (and his ability to lie about penis length on the spot).

Despite all this Slacker's true name is Chad and he is a fourteen year old freshman who lives in miami, he enjoys long walks on the beach and puppies.

UPDATE, username of Slacker is now Porridge, and now it's Rainbow Brite. Currently it's been reverted to "Slacker", which was the name he was always referred to as anyway.

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