Vergiften Sie Eichhörnchen

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Vergiften Sie Eichhörnchen is the alias for Virgil, used within the S.U.T.M. game. He is The Operations Leader and Mission Planner. He is batshit insane, although he will occasionally show signs of intelligence. Not much is known about him, except that he likes root beer and loves to recline in his chair.

Description

Known Aliases: Virgil, Vergil, Vergilius, Virgil Orion, Virgil Weatherby, Virgil Orion Weatherby, Vergil Orion, Vergil Weatherby, Vergil Orion Weatherby, Vergilius Orion, Vergilius Weatherby, Vergilius Orion Weatherby, Dante, Virgildante, Dantevirgil, FuegoBOB, Malebranche, Cocytus, Empty Cup, Kaji, Bakuhatsu, Kajinagami, Bakuhatsunagami, Brock, The Third TriStar, Sadalbari, Alnitak, Mr. Plug, Blanket Ninja

No one really knows much about the Operations Leader. They know he can't pronounce or even spell his own code name. They know he believes he's the most qualified to lead due to the fact he's been known by more names than the rest of them combined. But really, aside from that...He's kind of insane.

Origins of the Name

Vergiften Sie Eichhörnchen means "poison the squirrel". It was meant to be "poison squirrel" however Virgil used a shitty online translator. Virgie told him how to correctly spell it, however it didn't start with "Verg" so he decided on Vergiften Sie Eichhörnchen.