User:Jack Cain

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Jack Cain, he may or may not be Loki, Dragon God of Chaos. Is familiar with no one and mostly goes unoticed and/or ignored on the boards.

History

A fairly new member, initialy not mauled or mocked heavily due to quiet temperment, he was repremaned severely for emoticon abuse.

Has since re-earned his emoticon privilages when due to DarkGob`s infamous "Im retconning you" comment, he was allowed to use the Owned emoticon.

He has had one minor altercation with DarkGob over wether Spider-Man or Hulk had a better movie, Jack`s main argument was that "Hulk was nothing but Eric Bana mostly acting constipated for two hours, and punching things the rest of the time. While Spider--Man was directed by Sam Raimi."

Trivia

• May or may not be this dimention`s verion of Loki, as he claims to be "Loki, Dragon God of Chaos".
• Superdickery`s official Nightcrawler fanboy.
  • Also a fanboy of Smash Mouth, Bruce Campbell and Amalgam Comics.
• Enjoys yelling at people who dont like Gambit that they are "Racist against me".
• Is member number 210.
• Agrees to dissagree with DarkGob over the Spider-Man and Hulk films. Which does Jack favor? Simple, look for the one that has more BRUCE GODDAMN CAMPBELL in it.
• Can pwn any Superdickery member in a game of Magic: The Gathering.
  • Can also pwn any Superdickery member at Tex-Mex cooking.
    • Neither of these have been proven as of April 2006, but he will back up these claims if anyone is up to it.
• Hunts emo-brats in his spare time.
• Has horrible spelling due to Sarcasm and Satire being primary languages.