Bruce Wayne
From Superdickery

He's a real hottie.
Bruce Wayne is a wealthy Gotham businessman (or something) and Batman. He is the son of Thomas Wayne.
In regards to Superdickery: Like many big-name comic book characters, someone created him as a sockpuppet during the Sock Puppet Age.
He's not gay.
"I am not Batman in any way, and never have been. If you try to prove me otherwise I will kill you with a Batarang."
-Bruce Wayne