Dr. Orpheus

From Superdickery

Dr. Orpheus is a well known Nintendo fanboy and is also remarakable for his horrible spelling and grammer despite being very intelligent. Dr. Orpheus is something of an artist, although he feels he is not very good and is constatly trying to improve. He held the Coloring Contest. After it was over, he began threads dedicated to coloring black and white images. Was once driven temporarily insane by Drink's incorrect interpretation of Irony.

• Dr. Byron Orpheus (voiced by Steven Rattazzi): An expert necromancer who rents a portion of the Venture Compound and is friends with Dr. Venture. Unusually capable for a Venture associate. Has a bachelor's degree in communication from a community college, but claims a doctorate from a "higher authority." Seeks an archenemy of his own, and has apparently applied several times for one with the Guild of Calamitous Intent. Dresses much like Doctor Strange with a face and voice similar to that of Vincent Price. His speech is filled with overly dramatic phrases and delivered in a grandiosely theatrical voice, many times over a background of ominous trumpet-laden music.

Desperately needs to grow a sense of humor.

Once Dr O ate his own poo when he didn't wash his hands properly and thought it was brownie remnants. Apparently it's sour. None of us needed to know about it, but we do.