British
From Superdickery
The British love tea and crumpets. All over the country, when people hear Big Ben chime out "Teatime!" they all stop whatever they're doing, and go and drink some tea and eat some crumpets.
The British don't have sex. They'll just mention it every now and then, and put it off until later.
The British also don't have drive-by shootings. They prefer drive-by arguments.
The Welsh are an exception to all these rules, and the rest of the country hates them for it.
