Josie

From Superdickery

Josie is a super awesome chick, once affiliated as Virgil's mistress, and is currently long-distance dating Schide.

She's very attractive, due to her nature as a Succubus, and Virgil has yet to really give up on her.

Likes: Guns, Chevrolets, country music, gardening, and Schide.

Dislikes: Waking before noon, sunlight, liberals.

Superhero Profile

Superhero Name: Josie

Secret Identity: Josie. Wow do I suck at secret identities, I'm pretty much Green Arrow here, except, you know, not a filthy socialist.

Age: 23

Superpowers: Gun-wielding maniac isn't really a superpower... hmm... My other powers include photosynthesis, talking to trees, and knowledge of botanical Latin, which is useful all the time, I'm sure.

Education: "WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION! .... WE DON'T NEED YOUR THOUGHT-CONTROL!" And I know the hidden location of Ye Olde Big Hat, Vaguely Vintage Fetishwear, and Ammunition Shoppe.

Plot development: Believes in sexually harrassing teammates.

Relationships

Nobody's ever entirely sure if Josie and Schide are dating at any given moment. However, Josie is DEFINITELY in several lesbionic relationships with the board females. She and Minnesota President recently had a baby, named Prophecy Sempervivium President.