Captain awesome

From Superdickery

The superhero alter ego of threepwood. Noted for having various superpowers when ever the writter remembers them, and acting like a sterotypical hero in real life situations. He also has a very smexy beard.

Profile

Superhero Name: Captain Awesome

Secret Identity: Threepwood AKA James R Cano

Age: 19

Superpowers:Lame puns and human shielding. Also requisite speedster and often has Mr. T. Delusions

Education:

-Schooling with morons leads him to think outside the box to protect himself. Good at hiding in the crowd.

-Years of getting in fights with older brother has taught the best way to retreat, defend himself, and get cheap shots in

Significant Work Experience

- Founding member, and self-declared leader of the A-men squad, a squad of super powered assistant managers at a grocery store

Other positive personality traits:

-Wierd outlook, leads to inovative tactics

-Desperately seeking attention and acceptance and consequencly willing to do anything for the group

Plot development: Self-esteem problems rendering me useless

Numerous female friends leads to numerous romantic subplots

Attractiveness being used to seduce female villians, leading to love hate relationship

Blood condition plus battle= Blood loss induced coma and chance for everyone to act Angsty.

His one-sided flirted at H&C pisses off Booster, and love triangle! Well, more of Love one way line.

Something like this

Me------>H&C------>Booster<------>Booster